Im balding. Whats the cheapest way to kill myself?

Im balding. Whats the cheapest way to kill myself?

>going out killing yourself but still pinching pennies

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You're not allowed to die. You need to experience torment and misery for at least another 30 years.

You can more than likely come close to stopping the balding, or at least slow it down.
Have you looked into DHT specific drugs?

Alternatively, you could just starve yourself to death. That's pretty cheap.

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Drown yourself in a lake, if you are in a very cold or hot environment just go outside naked and stop moving.
Alternatively if youre a real badass hold your breath until you die.

Or get kids andd you'll start getting creative yourself

Don't be such a pussy, to anyone balding just start shaving your head and get in fucking shape. You'll instantly be that much more successful with the ladies. If you wax and shine, they'll want to rub your head all the time and give you head too.

Or, get rich enough to be able to fix your shit the lazy way and stay a cuck on the inside forever like pic related here

yea well, some people look shit with a shaved head.

Drown yourself in a pool of minoxidil.

wear a hat faggot, who cares