Gonna be late for work

just started this week, they told me not to bother coming if i'm over 30 minutes late. im over an hour late now

should i just chill and show up tomorrow or do i need to call? not sure what proper wagecuck protocol is for this scenario

what kind of job? Also, why are you late for work?

It just really depends on a lot of different things. I would go in anyway and call on your way, but I don't know what your supervisor is like or what your position is so it's hard to say.

No show, no call = immediate term of any new hire.

Show up. Call ahead and say you're late. Don't make excuses.

i work at a del monte factory, and im late because i fell asleep and missed my bus

Why take the job at all if you won't care enough to be on time in the first week? Please remove yourslef from the gene pool you utter failure

What you do is scope the place out and sneak into the bathroom while no one's looking

Then you bang the door open while the toilet's still flushing, rubbing your stomach and say "MIGHT WANT TO GIVE IT A MINUTE IN THERE"

yeah fuck it, don't call and fire up a spliff. who needs to be a wagecuck that rides the bus anyways.

You're what's wrong with the world. Suggested action: Forced removal from the gene pool.

hmm i appreciate the advice folks but i think im just gonna sit this one out quietly. they need the workers right now so there's no way they will fire me, they're hiring pretty much anyone.

they have this strike system where if you fuck up like this you get a strike, three and you're out. i'll just take my one strike i guess

just off yourself asap. How can you even be late in your first fucking week? You have just shown you actually give 0 fucks. Don;t bother to show up ever again, also don't call. They won't even miss you

that's me while I look at my gains

shitty reason, call on your way in and say you had a family emergency or something similar. Don't be retarded and set alarms

So not the degenerate that can't even wake up on time? Okay user, call me when our descendants are all bumbling idiots so I can say I told you so

hiring pretty much anyone = high turnaround rate = you will easily be replaced

1 strike for not showing up
1 strike for not calling to tell them
1 strike for first week fuck up

you're fired

You're the reason nobody wants to hire millenials.

Does that work every day?

Newsflash asshole, they're already here and they're already idiots. You being unable to see that you're a part of them....well, that just proves my point.

you dont understand

they're about to enter their busiest season of the year and they just lost all their part time summer workers, they NEED me

they need you until they don't. Don't be so sure of yourself.

yea you're fucked. call and say you got in a car accident or something.

Dont show up and ask for a raise. Step up your game dude...

I'm former hotel management. I would immediately term you (and have terminated other people) for no-show / no-call or even late-show / no call.

The no call is a big deal because it shows you have no respect or concern for others.

Being terminated for cause means no unemployment benefits.

They need people who show up on time and aren't retarded, and there are legions of unemployed people waiting to replace you.

yes the business will completely cease to function without one lazy drone of an employee.

you prob do a job that will be replaced by automation within 10 years too

i was just working in a warehouse to pass time and get out the house, i was doing 5x-10x more work than my peers with very little fuck ups, had already received a raise and was poised to get hired on to the company soon, i came in work one day hungover and incredible blown off some cookies, got fired the next morning, even tho i was an asset i can always be replaced in a second

don't hate the player hate the game

this user is teaching you how to deal with people in the real world get the pay and respect you deserve

dunno why but i lost hard