*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*
>Stand and deliver, Minoan. You are in Mycenaean land now.
what do you do

I will drink from your skull!

That helmet is of the Sherden

>this guy slaps your island on the ass and starts implementing bureaucracy
what do

what's the point of that huge shield when he's covered in armour?

He uses it to surf down slopes while throwing javelins.

Retreat inside of my stone tower

to protect from people stepping on his toes

Bribe him with some dank ass saffron

>bronze age fags

Stab his feets.

nice armor dumbass, you look stupid

slice toes

>Mycenaean
They didn't call themselves that, LARPer

I apologise for stepping on his land and ask him what toll is due.

Sardinians were more aesthetic

>named after a pizza topping
lol thats retarded

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Uhh, tip him over?

Looks pretty top heavy desu senpai.

butt blasted Pineapolisian

WE

*shoots u with superior steel gun*

>armor literally held together by yarn

I wouldbe like, "you're chestplate is untied" and when he ain't looking stamp on his foot really hard

Good thing he was gone by the time of Carthage, would have been slaughtered by the mighty african warrior.

>undoes woven belt
>slings concealed lead ball
>???
>profit

WUZ

underrated

ZAR-DEEENYANS N' SHIIIEET

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why is this guy at the bottom of a well?

Because it's a bronze age well and he's larping as a bronze age warrior

yes but why is he at the bottom of the well

It has a stone staircase

>we're 100% black

That kind of armor was made for a charioteer, not infantry.