I'm a crypto millionaire (1.2M). I bought 500k Links and I'm going to try an experiment

I'm a crypto millionaire (1.2M). I bought 500k Links and I'm going to try an experiment.

I'm going to FUD the fuck out of this coin even though I own more than probably this whole board has combined.

Why?

Cause I want to watch the world burn.

I have more than you, faggot. You are a wannabe whale. Larping pond scum. Kys

You don't have 1.2M or 500k links haha

Proof or larp

gay and fag

ok man

could you send me 500$ as proof im a poor student

If you stick a spoon in your ass and write "there is no spoon" on the time stamp I will send you $1000 of btc.

Uh you mean with the big end into the ass?
nah no way dude

but 1000 sounds way to much thats how i know i wont get any :c

no just the handle of the spoon is fine, ill pitch in .05 btc on top of his offer

I give away btc to random people all the time. I literally don't give a shit. I was already rich before bitcoin so to me it is just play money. You can stick the small end in.

I am not him but want to get in on this offer. Be right back.

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whats with cunts asking for images of random household items shoved up another dudes arse? are you lot all homos or something?

okay i know its probably fake but im desperate enough

i will get kicked out if i cant make 500 til the end of the month

give me one minute

Holy shit that hurt

It still dles wtf

>Only 500k

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please be real user i NEED the money

this fuckin board man

Jesus fuck

include me in the screencap

well done, ill send when i get home from the pub

>3588924
Hello,
I am random people
and here's my random btc wallet
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Thanks for your donation

>OP was larping all along

Jesus Christ, this fucking site

Thank you dude

I know the sharpies in pooper etc only have a 1% chance of actually getting money but im killing myself anyway if i cant make it

But shit how can ppl be gay this hurts still

Dicks arent made of metal, user.

they usually use lub, dude

Ehm, let me see if you're right 16N8qDdLiHdmiG1QTmzQMv9M76koXE86bL

Dude...

Send 0.01 i'lll be happy with that user :(

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Kek

He fucking did it. Bye bye dignity

You just prostitued yourself for free

If user feels like it, otherwise keep being baller

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> You realise you cant even tell your priest about this sin

THROW ME A BONE PEOPLE, ITS HARD TO DO THIS AND I NEED A HELPING HAND!

BTC to 12MX5UBZdPKQCwxgHDbRaFswR652F5jafv

>we now have two pasty, flat asses with cutlery in their buttholes ITT

Basically this: Also, do some squats you cucks.

What an I looking at

Probably not gonna, but my dad looks like his skin is going to turn cancerous soon and I work in a factory, so I can't really help him out with that.

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If you feel generous. Yes, this is begging.

Oh i am Veeky Forums my ass is just that ugly

nice job user, i will send when I finish here

1.2M and only 500k LINKs? user OP, you sir, fucked up bigly.

Many thanks to you kind user, my butthole will always remember

Op is gonna send me some r-right guys?

no timestamp no reward though, amirite?

for all we know you could've trolled google images with safesearch off for a good 2 mins to get an image on page 8

>Come into this thread expecting Larp
>Get win

Bretty good

I bet you squat like 60lbs you flatassed fuckboy.

op said i should write "there is no spoon" and i did that so please stfu.

also

If this guy is right about the technicality then I have already followed the rules

i dont get that one, my ass is the opposite of flat

What do you squat and deadlift, faggot.

oh, why the fuck not, if you're still there

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>If you stick a spoon in your ass and write "there is no spoon" on the time stamp I will send you $1000 of btc.

heres his post
"If you stick a spoon in your ass and write "there is no spoon" on the time stamp I will send you $1000 of btc."

haha nah mate you've lost. or just re-do it with the timestamp, BUDDO

i dont, i am a muay thai fighter with 80kg 5'8 manlet but like 15% body fat.

i may be retarded enough to shove a spoon up my ass but im not THAT retarded

>i dont
So you're not fit at all and have a flat ass, got it. Dumb phaggot weakling.

if you weigh below 90kg im 110% sure i would fuck you up so no worries.

not time stamped. redo the picture.

This is the weirdest board on Veeky Forums

Put in me in the screencap lmfao, fucking morons

Cool larp phaggot, but you shove spoons up your ass and post pics on the internet. And you don't even squat. You literally can't come back from that, bitchboy.

Same paper
Same spoon
Same wall
Same hairy ass

Hey OP help a brother out, I definitely have at least as much debt as the other guy

here it is for better viewing pleasure

You just saved and edited a picture of another man's ass with a spoon in it.

yes I've realised it's best to get in to the board culture of fun and frolics.

Thanks for the help biz bro

pathetic dude

Woah OP delivered. Its small but damn OP delivered, thank you man!

Well time to sell my LINK this is just getting ridiculous

I'll take the BTC and dignity please

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OP Would you send more if I post (non-pornographic cause I dont wanna get banned) boobs?

The piece of paper needs a time stamp, with what I requested written on it. Please follow the directions this isn't freestyle begging.

Listen OP I will do anything for the money, I already followed your rules when this other clown didn't like 4 separate times, why does he continue to get chances? what do you want from me to send some BTC my way? You type it I do it lets go.

Terry approves of this thread

Because I asked him to do it, not you.

If you want a chance here it is:

Draw a frowning face on the head of your dick, and write "looks like somebody has a case of the mondays, tee hee" on the time stamp

Be back soon, at least this one will be easier to photograph

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have you no dignity left?
did you ever imagine you would be sticking spoons up your ass not for money but for the mere promise of it from a stranger on the internet?

its exactly these kind of retarded decisions that got you in this position in the first place

Ookay op round 2 wait

.1 btc for shit in the mouth. webm timestamp or nothing.

>bitcoin lookup
>they've recieved nothing

pathetic.

Never got a response about the boobs but yanno what? Fuck it, OP still baller.

Proof, thanks again OP

Here you go

All BTC to 12MX5UBZdPKQCwxgHDbRaFswR652F5jafv

why the FUK would you go all in on LINK when KYBER is trading soon

Op give me 10 minutes it hurts i tried lube but thenit falls out

ok, wow. I can't believe this shit. How much did I say I'd give you.

So i lostmy chance huh

pffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED AND PATHETIC HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Drawing on the dick is always cringe.

I love this board

The initial offer was $1000 worth of BTC

Granted that was for the other guy so you could always increase the amount

lads...

I mean obviously I did not intend on paying these people but wow... the level of desperation is just... awe inspiring. I might actually send money

Pajeet either send 10USD or fuck off. .00000025 sats of dgb is worth nothing and you made the guy draw on his dick.

good lad

clench your buttcheeks, also use a rounder handle if you have one

Desperate times

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If you pay anything these stupid faggots won't learn a lesson. You're also paying for homosexual acts, are you a faggot?

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I would not do this if i wouldnt need it