Please forward your resume with your cover letter and your two favorite musicians/bands

thats exactly what it is

REM and Cat Stevens. They'll hire you in an instant.

jingle bells
nignogs smells
jews came from an egg
mexicans stole my wheels
and hillary got away

Tell them Death Grips and Neutral Milk Hotel

Ive heard businesses have been making subtle 'snowflake' tests to weed out obnoxious progressives. This could be one of them.

>ROCKSTARS WANTED

>Gangster big baller rap
>Go all in on shit coins hoping for moons

John denver and slightly stoopid

>Please provide your facebook, twitter, and instagram names and a photo of you and your mixed-race child.

My god. I didn't know it was this bad already.

>Are you single, married, or in a relationship with someone user?
>Do you have or want kids user?

I live in Utah. :/

Holy shit
Kill me irl

>tfw cannot express personality to anyone due to years of growing up in a psychological neurotic family, resulting in me refraining from social interaction with my peers in early elementary school, made worse by bullying over my video game obsession in middle school, which resulted in me being effectively mute by high school and nobody even knew who I was even more, not even my family, I'm starting to even doubt if I know who I am anymore, or whether I'm even a real person or the figment of some cruel God's imagination, someone please help me

Successful people always say something like Coldplay.

...

Pretending to be a normalfag is fucking exhausting.

>"hey user, look at this video"
>he actually fucking watches my face to make sure I laugh

Thank Christ for stimulants.

You just do a fake laugh at the 'funny' moments and say 'that was good' and smile at them at the end, quietly hoping they'll go away satisfied instead of showing you another shit unfunny video.

Gas the kikes! Race war now!

>tfw it takes a lot to make me laugh
>tfw can't fake laugh

I just smile

Damn are you me?

Lol this. Another thing that annoys me too is crypto normies that post shit like "i can't wait to pay my taxes on my crypto gains" kek

Johann Strauss
Rolling Stones

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO!!

WE WASHED OURSELVES IN NIGGERS BLOOD AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO!!

WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE ZOG MACHINE JEW BY JEW BY JEW!

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!!!

What song

One place shouldn't be allowed to contain so many Mormons
You must flee, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw

> tfw your primary source of humor is memes
> include page with bold back text of a single sentence
> 'No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.'

Just pick two really safe indie options. No dadrock or metal.

Id just link them my last.fm

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE ASHKENAZI JEW
THEY OPENED US TO REFUGEES AND FUNDED FEMEN TOO
THEY'RE EMPTYING THE CHURCHES, PEW BY PEW BY PEW
THE WHITE MAN WON'T LAST LONG

You probably want to put Muhammad Stevens or whatever his new name is.

>Please forward your resume with your cover letter and your two favorite musicians/bands
youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM

Same, I don't think my family even knows. Whenever I leave my house I get so tired from human interaction.

If you're still here OP you should link the job ad

Ye im here

Link:
ca.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=4e220ffca72a262f

Mondays - Thursdays: 7:00am - 4:00pm(ish)

>ish

i can't think of a better artist and song.

youtube.com/watch?v=qku2WZ7aRYw

:-:

if you aren't anybody, become someone, user

>3 weeks full time training to place fruit in a box

Kek

please send us a joke
>a man, sweaty and soiled at the knees and shirt, walks into a bar and sees his friend
>his friend looks at him with an expression of curiosity and a hint of concern asks "where have you been?"
>the man says "i just rescued a girl from the train tracks"
>his friend then asks "did you get laid? haha"
>"yeah i did" said the spent man
>"did you get any head?" his friend asked half heartedly
>"nah couldnt find it" the man responded.

If you want the job

The Grateful Dead
Frank Zappa

I finished my master degree. And there are a lot of vacancies that demand I finished a specific subject, which takes someone with my degree 2 days to pick up.

It's fucking retarded.

So recognizable... fuck i hate normie npc's.

>please send us one of your favourite songs

youtube.com/watch?v=_SeqO0XyeG4

youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

th- that... is the most beautifull thing i've ever heard.

thats pretty good. i like this timeline

fuckin lol

top kek

Knock out two with one
youtube.com/watch?v=QlXfRKOpRqA

When do I start?
youtube.com/watch?v=yHP0f3fSzcs

>it pays $10/hr, but will increase over time.

I'll punch in a little bit later then.

Its even worse when its a video you have already seen/been shown

>he actually fucking watches my face to make sure I laugh
Holy mother of fucking shit

Laughing at this on the outside but crying on the inside

What a sad fucking job ad, Jesus Christ. And $15/hr in TORONTO? What the fuck? That's poverty tier in that shithole of a city. I feel bad for you mate.

user!

They have to make sure you're a good (((culture fit)))!

Can't have some NEET losers working here it has to be hip and cool so the normies will feel comfortable! Duhhh!!

Lol those hours.

Man I reall gotta make this crypto shit workout. I think I'd kill myself if I had to get up at 6am and work till 4/5

i should apply for it with fake info just to get a reply

ill larp as an australian that grew up on a farm and has recently moved to canada

Kek do it

Damn this is too close to home. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

The other week, I had someone bring up the "asdf" cartoon video from YouTube. I just listened to him with a smile and nodded. That stuff was torturous. Again, good to see there are still some true anons here.

this is too painful to think about

cant stand this shit along with normies talking about tv shows. does my fuckin head in