H-hi

H-hi.

New to the whole sex thing. If I get a prostitute and say I want to cummy on her face, is that a big deal? and how much would it cost?

I also want to Hotdog her at some point. How do I ask for that?

I thought i was autistic...

don't ask just do

The facial is mendatory nowadays anyway.
If you don't do it like it's natural she'll tell her prostitute friends and they'll laugh at you on your way out.

For the hotdog she might ask a tip though.

>I also want to Hotdog her at some point.

Perma-virgin here. What does the term hotdogging her mean?

Also OP never ask a prostitute if they enjoy what they do they get insulted but will smile and brush it off but on the inside they'll think you're a psycho for asking them that.

what the fuck man? you just bought her for an hour. Besides murder or mutilation, you own her for that hour. you dont ask you tell her what the fuck is going down. She is a THING user, not a person.

>450AUD/per hour
is this a good 'investment' bros?

there are some anons here that'll do that for $1. But they're dudes.
literally hotdogs

OP here

Question 2:
If I cant get a booner, do I get a refund if she just leaves?

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A good investment in this sort of vice are one of those realistic but uncanny valley resistant sex dolls it's worth every penny and it virtually comes with no liabilities. They're becoming so popular that they're actually being rented out for much cheaper.

Check TheEroticReview or Eros and take your pick from there. Less like to get raped or mugged.

do you have a harpoon m8ty

girls like that are for guys that can deadlift more than 400lbs. You wouldn't understand

everything depends on where you live
assuming it is the US you are going to have a hard time finding a non crack whore to take facials

I suggest using an escort review site to find girls, from there you can see rates and what they do. When you find a girl and want to set up an appointment specifically ask about what you want.

No. it's also more often that you go to her. Incall is when they come to you outcall is when you go them

what are whores gonna do when dolls go mainstream

Im not buying the doll. Until they come out with a realistic android girl, im not buy

VR+tenga/fleshlight is pretty good too.

I wouldn't fuck that if you paid me $4000

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If you're a richfag. I'm a cheap mofo, I'd want a top quality girl for that much who doesn't say no to anything, not that hamplanet that should be begging YOU for the D

Dunno. I assume it involves mustard?

What does this have to do with crypto?

Just do it.
Beat her face.
Smash her with your bat.
Kill that whore.
Nobody loves prostitutes.
They won't be missed.

nope no refunds. just get her to suck you off or get some Valium

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Nice try, faggot.
I wear a tie, as do all gentlemen

what is a hotdog goy?