ITT we post handsome historical figures

he nose to big for he gotdamn head

Nazi leaders were ugly fucks

Commies on the other hand...

Engels

I may be alone in this, but late 1770s-early 1780s Louis XVI strikes me as handsome. It's after he outgrew his awkward teens, but before the revolution made him fat.

Castro

get my nigga a shave and a fade and we good

Fuck, even Kim il Sung was a fox. His descendants are goobers though.

I'll end with the obligatory eternally handsome commie. I liked him better clean shaven personally.

Why are left-wingers so disproportionately attractive? There must be a theory.

>When Theodor Herzl (one of the fathers of modern political Zionism) first read Rome and Jerusalem he wrote about Hess that "since Spinoza Jewry had no bigger thinker than this forgotten Moses Hess" and that he would not have written Der Judenstaat (The Jewish State) if he had known Rome and Jerusalem beforehand.

>Hess became reluctant to base all history on economic causes and class struggle (as Marx and Engels did), and he came to see the struggle of races, or nationalities, as the prime factor of history.

>Although they remained happily married until Hess' death[3], Sibylle seems to have had an affair with Friedrich Engels while he was smuggling her from Belgium to France to be reunited with her husband. The incident may have precipitated Hess' split from the Communist movement[4].

Racialists and cucking confirmed historicity.

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>Why are left-wingers so disproportionately attractive?
It's probably more like charismatic leaders in general are attractive.

>No one has posted Codreanu

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Kaiser Willy in exile

>loudly explains how he's polyamorous at parties
>his girlfriend isn't, but as a feminist, he respects her decision

>claims he can't work, because of his axiepression
>sells weed to group
>once tried to get a passed out on xanax and grope her

It's weird how, despite vastly different life circumstances, times, cultures, etc., all these communists still exist today. At house parties, at college campuses, at parks, they're all still with us, as conniving and bloodthirsty as ever.

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At*turk was NOT a turkish bull
He was secular homolover and probably wh*Te

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literally neckbeard

No one found Napoleon good-looking, not even his washed up toothless wife.
Even in romanticized depictions he looks weird.

>probably white
Literally blonde haired blue eyed.
>Roaches think he's one of them

The only secular homolover is your father you retarded faggot.

There are blonde turks though.
Its more common near the north east.

He was in his early years. Just got a bit chubby, but it happens.

what a chad

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He said "handsome", not physically deformed

>the virgin l*nin
>the chad Piłsudski

love this Heihachi fuck

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do traps count?

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You're obviously not a Turk. Turks worship that man.

straya cunt 10/10 no homo

Those are not turks those are secular subhumans

I'd unironically go gay for Nicky

>leader is handsome
>most of his citizens are shitskins

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He was way fucking better than your fat sultan that got ousted and that fuck of a commander Envar Pasha that tried to attack Russians through Sarakamis with 80,000 ill-equiped troops with little to no cold weather clothing or alpine warfare gear. Then when half his army just freezes to death and another quarter of them are either deserting an masse or getting wrecked by Russian troops, he withdraws from the Caucasus mountains and blames it all on barely existant Armenian partisans, orders the destruction of Armenia and deportation of entire population to Aleppo, and then goes back to Istanbul to sit on his fat ass in his luxury accommodations.

Yes, Mustafa Kemal was white and had blue eyes, but that doesn't change the fact that he stopped Turkey from being a backwards hellhole after the loss of their empire. He created a secular, modern, republic that has enjoyed success that far surpasses other nations in the near East.
Too bad that coup against Erdogan failed, because that guy is going to turn Turkey into the very jihadi backwater shit country attaturk saved it from.

t. Kurdish subhuman
Erdogan is going to rid Turkey of communist terrorists and become the shining light of a nation holding on to its traditions and identity.

Secular homolover

Nazis are cucks, Wehrmacht leaders are the Chads of germany

Why was Nicky considered the good looking one?!?

Willy and Nicky are both quite attractive
t. straight male

Yeah I'm straight too, just jelly of wilhelms looks

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I like his moustache, it really fits him

John C Calhoun, South Carolina Senator

OP said handsome.

You must have insanely high standards, my friend.

APE NOT KILL APE

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I'm an American you twat. Maybe Kurds would be less militant if Turkish mobsters stopped buying ISIL oil. I know very little about the Kurds, but I do know that a distinct ethnic group that is persecuted or backed into a corner in every country they live in is bound to be insinctually untrusting and militarized.
I don't condone any Kurdish terror bombings in Turkish cities, but right now they seem to be the people fighting ISIL the hardest with no religious, financial, or ideological motives. They fight to protect the places they've lived for centuries

Hirohito when he was a prince

The generation of WW1 vets

I love nicky he is really cute.

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nah

no one has posted the ALPHA CHAD

>not posting my nigga Yakub

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No those are more turk than your whole retarded family tree together.

Is that Sargon

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qt communist boys

He kinda looks like my ex

> nobody posted him yet

I'm honestly disappointed.

>I'm an American

It shows bud

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you'd like haggard too if you had just emerged from years of solitary confinement

What, are you fucking gay?

Why does he look like a native

based

cringe

he looks gay

can someone draw him with dark hair, dark eyes and not pale skin?

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That's not what he is described as though, historically speaking. He was said to have yellow hair, copper skin, and an unusual sense of beauty about him.

>tfw niggers and MENA larpers get triggered by that pic

Conrad von Hötzendorf

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realizing now that I drew Zuckerberg

He looks like a uralic finn. Augustus had copper skin, green eyes, and bronze/golden hair

are you sure