ITT: we celebrate 500th anniversary of the liberal humanist protestant revolution

ITT: we celebrate 500th anniversary of the liberal humanist protestant revolution

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>Celebrate
>actually mourning our lost brothers and sisters.

i celebrated by smoking weed today

>not celebrating these retarded souls will spend eternity in Hell

>hires mercenaries

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>not celebrating the founder of modern society
pleb

>be me
>pope Leo X
>selling indulgence to some nobleman
>he cheated on his wife with a 5 yr old girl
>what a slut
>suddenly I hear "WHOAH WATCH OUT FAGS"
>no
>it's him
>I move to block the door but I am too late
>Martin Luther busts through riding a skateboard
>I am knocked to the floor
>"WHOAH WATCH OUT THERE POPE"
>he knocks the indulgence money out of my hands and gives the nobleman a translated bible
>I revile in disgust
>"THIS IS A RADICAL NEW INTERPRETATION BRUH"
>I can only watch in horror as he explains that the Catholic Church is fake news and that communion is only symbolic
>he then leaves, breaking several
holy artifacts in the way
>I am on the floor, crying
>to this day I cannot sleep without dreaming of Martin Luther laughing in my face

>God doesn't want you to do works to be saved. God wants you to be saved to do works
why are germans so dumb?

they aren't dumb. They use their high IQ for evil things

That sounds very Christ-like.

>why are germans so dumb?

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They look bavarian who are mostly catholic

>welcome poor people to help them like Christ would've done
>going to hell
C'mon, /pol/

>protestant revolution
>against the Book of Concord, 79 Articles of Religion/Book of Common Prayer, Westminster Standards, Three Forms of Unity, Second Helvetic Confession, Savoy and London Baptist confessions, Scots Confession, Irish Articles of Religion, Gallican Confession, and Methodist Articles of Religion.

Then it wasn't Protestant.

>Would never ever consider altering the Bible
Ebin

The Reformation made Europe great again

>Deliberately stepping over Christian Europeans to fellate muslims shitbags is what Christ would have done
Fucking nigger faggot

Women hearing about refugees
>People want to come in? oh let me put some make up and make a banner. Bring camera to post on facebook OMG WE ARE SAVING THE CHILDREN - MOTHER EARTH IS BETTER

>Deliberately stepping over Christian Europeans to fellate muslims shitbags is what Christ would have done
It is actually, if you've read your bible.

This. The bible is Jewish garbage.