Bought ETH at $294.01

>Bought ETH at $294.01
>Sold ETH at $294.02

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Get fucked altcoiners!

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Damn if you bought 1 billion ether you just made 10 million dollars. It's just that easy.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS

>coinbase charges $15 per ETH to sell

Nice, just made 3 cents.

MINISTER YOU SATOSHI!!!!

>coinbase

Enjoy getting chipped away by commission.

newfaggot here, what should I be using if not Coinbase

Gemini

What it's pros?

Only gotta do that once with x10000 leverage and you're set for life

Why isn't everyone doing this?

It's not coinbase

>open 10 bitfinex accounts
>put $10 in each one
>5 suicidal all-in margin shorts
>5 suicidal all-in margin longs

Bought ETH around 286 last night with 30x leverage
Sold close to 295 this morning
44k profit

Nice, just bought 10 cents.

Damn, you going to be the next Charlie Munger

im kinda new, how does leverage work exactly?

Like if you buy at 286 with 30x leverage and it goes in the wrong direction, I assume your losses are incurred at 30x as well? so for every dollar it drops in price you lose 30? does that just go against the purchase price of the ETH itself until your ETH is essentially worth less than $0 and then you lose the position automatically?

You know that doesn't do anything right? That's called short selling against the box

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gdax

>accounts 1, 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, and 10 get liquidated
>accounts 2, 4, 7 at $5000 profit
it's like robbing a bank

ETH is the most expensive shitcoin