>Won their independence through guerrilla warfare because they were too scared to fight like real men
>Only won both word wars because they joined the winning side late in the war
>Lost to Korean and Vietnamese communist farmers
>Couldn't invade Canada
>Couldn't invade Cuba
>Couldn't even invade Iraq successfully
Have Americans ever actually won anything properly?
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We won against ourselves. Checkmate, Obama.
You also lost.
>word wars
checkmate faggit
Both incorrect. We defeated a foreign enemy. The Confederacy was not the United States.
Up to the mid-20th century, Americans have primarily been the seed of England (particularly in elite society). If you hate Americans, do you also hate the English?
Mexico, Spain, Japan, Iraq (round 1).
The "America lost to Vietnamese farmers" meme really makes me want to screech autistically.
>has America ever actually won anything
The world
We beat Spain and Mexico
Spain
Mexico
Japan
The Confederacy
Whatever Native Tribes were in the way of Manifest Destiny
we've been making latin AMERICA our bitch for 1.5 centuries
i might be remembering wrong but WW1 wasnt a sure thing until after the americans joined the allies
Great Britain and France were close to collapse from the massive casualties and the U-boat raids on supply convoys
the Confederacy wasn't recognized as a separate entity, merely states in rebellion
you can;t have your cake and eat it too yankee
>>Couldn't even invade Iraq successfully
the invasion was a resounding success, the occupation not so much
>Single handedly won WWII since the Brits and Russians were pinned against walls and only got out because of American intervention
>Won in Korea single handedly, lost in Vietnam
>Successfully invaded Iraq
Now,
>Destroyed Ottomon pirates
>Destroyed Greek pirates
>Destroyed French revolutionaries
>Destroyed Mexico
>Destroyed Spain
>Destroyed Philippines
>Destroyed the Joseon Dynasty
>Destroyed the Nguyen Dynasty
>Destroyed every single Native American tribe ever fought
>Destroyed Imperial Japan
>Destroyed N. Korea
Get good you stupid Yuropoor cunt. Your track record isn't nearly as clean as ours. Maybe you could try winning a World War and we wouldn't need to win them for you.
You're remembering wrong.
The United States joining marked the beginning of the end for the Central Powers, but even without them, victory for the Triple Entente was extremely likely due to having considerably more manpower and resources thanks to their colonial possessions.
How can whitu piggu even compete?
I said we lost the Vietnam war.
We fucking rekt the Nguyen Dynasty though en.wikipedia.org
>Won in Korea single handedly,
How delusionl can Amerifags be?
Every other nation besides Korea combined still hardly compares to the American numbers, and the Korean army was destroyed very quickly into the war.
everyone except the US, SK, and MAYBE UK sent hilariously low numbers
>he will never fist your pink boipucci
>the yellow master race is too good for you
why live
just posting to counteract this false statement, the confederacy was most certainly the united states
>the US lost korea
>korean war
>commie victory
>criticizes Americans for using guerilla warfare
>praises Vietnamese for doing same thing
Also, WW2 could not have been won without the USA, Korea was a stalemate, and Iraq was a military success
>Destroyed Greek pirates
Tell me about this.
>didn't acomplish anything they wanted and withdrew their troops
>We totally didn't lose guys
Korea should be whole, like Germany.
A timeline where half the country are commies is the worst
>Won their independence through guerrilla warfare because they were too scared to fight like real men
Guerilla warfare contributed, but it wasn't how the war was won.
>Only won both word wars because they joined the winning side late in the war
American action turned the tide of both wars. In WW2 the western front in Europe wouldn't have been possible without US forces, meaning that either Hitler would have been able to contend with Stalin or Europe would be primarily communist post-war. US was also single-handedly responsible for defeating Japan.
>Lost to Korean and Vietnamese communist farmers
Korea was a stalemate and Vietnam was a mess, I would consider it a political defeat but not a military one.
>Couldn't invade Canada
The government never really wanted to invade Canada in any official capacity.
>Couldn't invade Cuba
A military invasion wasn't possible during the Cold War and Cuba's military was too well entrenched for any alternative invasion methods to succeed.
>Couldn't even invade Iraq successfully
2003 invasion of Iraq
Dates: Mar 20, 2003 – May 1, 2003
???
Thank god Luxembourg was there
Take a closer look at the pic. That's not a farming tractor.
>Couldn't invade Cuba
Excuse you, not only did the US successfully invade Cuba, it was an American puppet for 60 fucking years.
>The government never really wanted to invade Canada in any official capacity.
>I would consider it a political defeat but not a military one.
>i would consider it a political defeat
>i would consider it a defeat
Ftfy
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