What historic figure would you molest?

What historic figure would you molest?

NB4 A. Frank posting.

Joan of Arc all the way

Baby Hitler

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Barron

But then adolf would get even angrier and fuck the world up more

imagine raping jesus
that would get you thrown in super hell or some shit

Anna Comnena. She had a thing for evil barbarians.

I could really mess up world history if I did it with mitochondrial mom/eve

>"Fascist dictator not so tough after being raped"

Maria

>breaking news: latin race in shambles after all females are retroactively molested

>greentext AND quotation marks

These cuties.

Not if you cut off his testicles and force estrogen injections into "his" body every year after the age of six.

>Aww, Adolfine, you look so adorable posing with that new painter's kit I bought you and that little armband and those banners you sewed together.
>You're a boy? Nonsense, just like those dreams of world conquest you keep telling me about.
>Now you're blushing. My future little dictator will be such the catch when she grows up!
>Silly little lady. Let's get you down from there and off to the mädchenlyzeum so you'll grow up into a smart, proud woman. . .

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

>kevin spacey

>user typed between furiously masturbating to thoughts of taking adolfine out to the park and curtsying her in front of strangers

Anne Frank

You say this like 's post isn't arousing.

Dammit, now I want to molest Adolfine.

>Corrupting the original meaning of the painting
wew lad

I'd teach her a Difficult Lesson, if you catch my drift.

>being a Caesarfag
>Not Chad House.

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