Who else has a Veeky Forums waifu?

Who else has a Veeky Forums waifu?

Personally I have a whole harem of 19/18 century 2d gf’s. 21st century whores can’t even come close tbf.

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I wanna spray my icky sticky onto vickys nose

You should get a hobby, user. A real one, to get you outside. Make some friends, develop your charisma, and I'm sure you'll meet a nice girl.

They all have hairy legs, armpits and smell bad. Keep that in mind.

that's fucking hot

Victoria Louise

She kind of reminds me of my sister.

>tfw no qt Danish princess gf

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>no Anne Frank
I thought you were better Veeky Forums

>you will never be the lover of a refreshingly simplistic country aristocrat whose favor with Marie Antoinette is so high that the people she she obtains lucrative positions and gifts courtesy of the crown of France, but her supposed hold over the Queen leads to her being despised at court and among the people and by 1789 with the hatred against her is so strong that pamphlets are written calling for her arrest and naked humiliating chastisement in the city of Paris or her murder so she has to flee the country and the stress is so much that she wastes away over the next few years and dies of heartbreak 3 months after Marie Antoinette is beheaded

damn it

no I dropped my portrait

Napoleon Bonaparte.

What is that type of hat called?

>You will never see those cold lifeless eyes stare at you disapprovingly while you masturbate on the other side of the room.

Why live at all Veeky Forums

Bullshit. People shaved and bathed since the ancient times.

Same here.

May I present Annabelle Franklin, time traveller German Jew and now proud daughter of the South.

Why does this thread exist?

Who is this? She is stunning

Princess_Fawzia_bint_Fuad_of_Egypt. On the phone sorry

OP when you hit puberty I'm buying you a prozzie

What do /femhistorians/ think of Carlos Segundo?

I have a Marie-Adelaide of Luxembourg folder desu senpai

Queen Elizabeth II was really pretty in the past

But Egyptians are black desu...

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Anne Frank is a true daughter of the South. Be sure to read Diary of an Antebellum Girl.

In my fantasies I'm a savage from some place in the 19th century. Then an inquisitive female anthropologist lives among my people to study us and grows attracted to my primal masculinity compared to the prissy soft men in her own country and we start banging for "research" purposes.

>women anthropologists in the 19th century.
I guess you mean a soft, prissy man from a foreign land.

holy shit she is incredible, no wonder Mendelsson was inspired as fuck

They didn’t have coloured photos back in the day.

It actually happened dude

I'm loving this thread already...

Go fuck yourself, die and let me shit into your asshole, so you have to shit out my rotten shit, you disgusting piece of faggot nigger cunt. I hope a thousand blades cut your infant's dick intil he bleeds out.

/dixiepol/ is gonna love this

thank you based Veeky Forums poster who reunited me with her

Bathed less often and it wasn't a standard thing for women to shave their legs or armpits until, like, the early 20th century unless we are talking about antiquity when some women removed all hair or Muslims which habe always removed all body hair.

she... had a hard life.

Theodora, beautiful sweet Theodora. I don't even care if everything Procopius said about you was true, that only makes my penis harder.

>Empire-wide famous for being a hottie
>put on famously popular erotic shows in her prime, so you know she's a firecracker in bed
>settled down into a loyal, devoted, doting wife
>gave fantastic advice, holding her nerve even when all hope seems lost and everyone else in your inner circle is telling you to cut your losses and run, knows when to be forgiving and when to be cold and ruthless.
>swept scandals under the rug
>femdom who played domination games with limp-wristed bureaucrats to keep them on their toes
>keeps your top general blissfully unaware of his own cucking so that he goes on winning battles for you
>her own eunuch is an even better general
>manages the day to day tedium of running an empire, giving you the freedom to dream big, and is enterprising enough to help you turn those big dreams into a bigger reality.
Has history yet produced a more perfect woman, Veeky Forums?

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She's an Iranian princess who married King Farouk of Egypt

A big one.

Shaggy tits

Life hard, user. I won't pretend to know how hard your life is but I want you to know that I'm sympathetic to your struggles with acting normal, befriending people, and getting a gf.

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only the show version tho

R8 my waifu

Eww. Eww.

10/10.
You chose the wrong picture tho

This angel

That's not really what a female version of Napoleon would look like.

That's not even close. What Russian Jew crack are you smoking?

It's closer than the picture the other guy posted

his rule 63 is actually hot

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Sauce?

This tarnished his dignity more than waterloo and leipzig combined

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>tfw no perfect flower picking qt

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>be me
>in some antique shop, they're all the same
>watercolor of some girl holding a lacy fan over the bottom half of her face
>a pouty frown that proclaims "I once existed and looked like this"
>not even that great of a painting
>turn-of-the-century but no older
>dreamed of the girl that night
>with her bonett and icy grey eyes
>who was, was are we all, a bouquet of dreams, hopes, fears, and secrets
>not a wet dream, mind you, but one full of whispers and promises
>return to the shop the following day to purchase
>no such painting in their inventory
>look everywhere and ask around
>it's gone
>that bourgeois two-a-penny thing
>was probably too young for me anyways
>find myself preoccupied in my listless musings
>how did her father die?
>was he a good man?
>where did she live and why?
>it's been eight years but I never forgot the girl in the painting
>whose face I never saw

>as are we all *

iktf

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>educated even more than an average nobleman
>catholic
>connoisseur
>did not like other women at all

Best waifu

Stop abusing the term "waifu" you fucking normalfags

Are there any well known modern artists who do this style?

Wrong

>Fawzia Fuad of Egypt was an Egyptian princess who became Queen of Iran as the first wife of Mohammad Reza Pahlavi.

She divorced him and degraded him for his impotence.

Pierre Augusta Cot, maybe. This is brighter than the actual but it will do. It's called Spring.

A-10 is my waifu, no doubt. I'm all about BRRRRT life.

Sorry I forgot the picture

By modern, I meant still alive.

was just about to post her

Every single one of them are ugly except this gal Why are modern women so much prettier than anything mankind've produced in the past?

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Queen Louise of Prussia was CUTE

autism at its finest

>ywn live in the timeline where Ayn Rand rallies the white russians and leads a capitalist counter-revolution

Why would White Russians rally behind a Jew?

anyone else got a Veeky Forums cunnyfu?

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Can the nation of Poland be considered a waifu?

So basically you like jerking off to Tarzan

posting best girl

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never

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HNNNNG

this
plebs begone

it's okay to fap in front of her. She won't judge.

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I'd smash that desu

>cunnyfu
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>someone actually took time out of there day to do this photoshop

*their