Harlaus is best king

>he doesn’t have feasts 24/7
uncultured swine

*Loses Dhirim*
*Loses Suno*
*Calls feast*

If you do not have a fair barehand duel with the belligerent drunk you do not deserve to be a lord.

he’s playing 4d chess

I swear mont and blade is about 60% /his 10% /pol and 30 % misc

>badass foreigner brings a cavalry element into the Rhodok army
>my fucking face when

Stand and deliver

[spoiler]never ;_;[/spoiler]

Arwa The Pearled one is where it's at

M'butter

IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

>TaleWorlds is too busy feasting in Ankara to work on Bannerlord

Just fucking end me now bros

Out for a stroll are we

*rides around you and shoots you in the face*

Fug forgot pic

>captain lust left because he couldn't handle turkish cuisine

These cute Turkish girls were abducted by Erdogan's troops, lined up in a gymnasium, and forced to strip and suck soldier's cocks. Bannerlord will never be made because of this.

Constantinople is still Albanian.

Who's that giant in the middle?
Is he armagan's champion?
Also turkish girls are for family building not for prostitution, there are ukrainians for that now.

*charges at you*

>Day 301
>The infidel still thinks I am one of them. They smile at me and ask me to join them in prayer. This is despite my pail skin and red hair. They think I am some sort of white Turk. I told them I am descended from Byzantines who abjured their faith to join Islam. I cannot stand the wretches breathing on me. The air of the office reeks of kebab. But I must do my part. I filled a hard drive with sand the other day. This game must never reach the West.

*blocks your raid*

>Snipes you

I can't ever see a picture of Turkish people and not laugh. They're only missing some Africans and all the peoples of the world would be represented.

Got to keep the morale up

Never ever.

I saw a few africans in istanbul's shadier parts selling worthless junk on the streets.

I mean the 'ethnic Turks' represent all the races of Eurasia

WHEN BANNERLORD IT HAS BEEN 6 YEARS ALREADY IT BETTER DON'T NEED ANY BUGFIXING OR SHIT FFS

They have to rework the whole game to better reflect the glorious and peaceful rule of Erdogan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro_Turks

There a few who lived in anatolia for centuries, their ancestors went their as slaves. For example this woman used to play in old turkish movies.
imdb.com/name/nm0802841/

>hey dude i know you conquered the entire fucking landmass on your own but im gonna give this castle you just captured to dickfuck over here instead

>You have already been well-awarded for your accomplishments
>Fiefs: Burglen (Looted)

Ya'll need mods

OBAMA CASTLE

underrated bost

>Swinging by Obama castle with George

>Veeky Forums - History & Humanities

History of Caladria and the question of Rhodok humanity?

There's no question, Rhodoks aren't human

t. butthurt swadian

Go back behind your walls mountain faggot

t. Sarranid falseflag

Kheright and Sarranid are the first ones that need to go.

ALL HAIL THE BUTTER KING!!!

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>tfw even Veeky Forums has better vidya discussion than /v/

TELL ME ABOUT THE INFANTRYMAN.
WHY DOES HE CARRY THE POLE-ARM?

you don't discuss board-related topics on their boards, nufag
it's why /mu/ has actually finished making a game by themselves and why /v/ has a semi-competent musical shit going on for the past few years

*sees you pick khergit khanate as starting zone*
*spawns behind you as soon as you leave Tulga*
eh..... nuthing personnel......... peasant....

Are you doing a meme or is bannorlord not actually going to be finished?

Who would win?

swadian women belongs to nord men

>Harlaus, I'm Doge.

>be horsecuck
>Cucked by polearms
>Cucked by hills
>Cucke by crossbows
Is there a time when these cucks don't get BTFO by Big Unmounted cock?

yeah but /mu/ also made an album as well

>live in a shit hole fort with a bunch of hills
>think they're worth anything other than the shit lying around outside the fort
>fuck my sister and brothers daily
>T-THEY'LL NEVER GET US
>M-MUH BOLTS

Listen here pig shit, no one wants your shit hole, you can have it. You ever step into the open field however, and you're fucking dead.

Picture of 2 austrian Jäger deserters being escorted by loyal Jägers to their execution in the austro-prussian war (1866)

>No one wants your shit hole
t. Harlaus, days before waging war to the Rhodoks.

actually swadian knights can capture cities on foot quite easily (atleast on easy settings). if you play normal however you will always get buttfucked trying to besiege the rhodoks.

>Atleast on easy settings
>Swadcucks need to make it easier for themselves to deal with RHODOK RHOCOCK
HAHAHAHAHA

Daily reminder that Vaegirs are the best faction

>Slav(e)s
lol

>he actually thinks most people play on normal settings
you wouldn’t last a day on normal settings either polearmnigger

t. n*rd

>he actually thinks most Swadcucks play on normal settings
ftfy.

What mod>

Don't know, saved it 2-3 years ago on the mountain blade general on Veeky Forums, ask there.

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they came out of the steppe man, out of the fucking steppe

Well my dear frog, after 30 seconds of googling your lazy ass would've found out it was Brytenwalda.

what would be the historical equivalent of Dhirim?

>Cavalry! Hear Me!
>Retreat!

Baghdad?

they were everywhere man, fucking horse archers man!

IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

I don't understand the butter meme

Or really how food worked in the game.

YOU BETTER NOT BE A MANHUNTER

>I don't understand the butter meme
There's a bug in the floris mod in that when you pillage a village you get nothing but butter. Combined with Harlaus's constant feasts this ended up with Harlaus becoming butter lord.

I can't be the only one to join a king, conquer half the map for him and then jump to another king so the game won't stop.

>Locking two factions into an endless stalemate
patrician

>Lords start getting indicted for treason left and right
Fug :-DDDDD

youtu.be/ZmcDKlrgiuQ

not history & humanities
fuck off back to /v/ or Veeky Forums manchildren

Calradia has its own history.

(((((Hmmmmm)))))

>history isn't for manchildren

You have to go back.

>ywn play multiplayer together with you m&b developer gf
why live?

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solid kek

>months after not browsing Veeky Forums or /mbg/ decide to start again
>see old memes remastered
feelsgoodman