Best philosophical opus of XXI century? I say yes.
Best philosophical opus of XXI century? I say yes
Jaxon Allen
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Samuel Cooper
Well you would, you fucking wrote it.
Don't try and pretend you don't just have your trip off whenever you peddle this garbage.
Jordan Young
Ok, buddie.
Dylan Long
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Nathaniel Miller
Now THIS really makes me think.
Colton Wilson
>tfw the moderator is no longer a preponent little person :'(
Dylan Lewis
A screenshot of past threads makes you think about what, exactly?
Carter Kelly
Let's see;
Large blocks of the same image hash
Similar or outright the same recycled handful of low effort one or two line OPs across both hashes
The same verbose, pompous and try-hard ESL insults as the broken keyboard ignoramus tripfag himself
Let's imagine though that we are living in the sort of crazy fucked fucked up world where a low-functioning McDonald's dropout manages to find a committed follower with his outsider """""philosophy""""" (in the same way a severely mentally ill person might draw naïve pictures of childhood football games and it be called "outsider art"). You would be a contemptible puppy dog shagging the leg of an intellectual minnow so hard and for so long that you've picked up some of his tone and style; but most importantly and regardless of all other factors your posts are still sustained and minimum effort shilling that has gone on, at the very least, over a year.
Isaac Jones
This.
Parker Harris
RONALD MCDONALD - REI KOZ
11/16/2012 3 Comments
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THE CLOSEST TO A "JOB" THAT I HAVE EXPERIENCED IS WORKING FOR ONE DAY AT A "MCDONALD'S", FROM NINE a.m. TO ONE p.m.
FOUR HOURS.
I ENTERED THE BUILDING AT APPROXIMATELY NINE a.m.
“HELLO”, I SAID TO THE FEMALE CLERK AT THE COUNTER. “MAY I SEE THE MANAGER? I COME HERE FOR THE 'JOB'”.
IN THE KITCHEN, THE FEMALE MANAGER TOLD ME THAT I HAD TO TAKE OFF MY BRACELETS.
I DID NOT WANT TO TAKE OFF MY BRACELETS, SO I IGNORED WHAT SHE SAID.
IN THE KITCHEN, ONE OF THE MALE CLERKS LOOKED AT MY HANDS AND SAID THAT I HAD TO TAKE OFF MY BRACELETS.
SINCE THAT MATTER WAS BEING INSISTED UPON, I COMPLIED, AND TRIED TO UNTIE MY BRACELETS OFF OF MY RIGHT WRIST, BUT I COULD NOT UNTIE THEM; THEY HAD BEEN TIED AROUND MY RIGHT WRIST FOR MORE THAN ONE YEAR.
I ASKED THE MALE CLERK FOR SCISSORS.
“WHAT DO YOU NEED SCISSORS FOR?” HE ASKED.
I TOLD HIM THAT I WANTED THEM TO CUT OFF MY BRACELETS.
“NO!”, SAID ANOTHER MALE CLERK, FACETIOUSLY.
“NO, DON'T CUT THEM”, SAID THE FIRST MALE CLERK.
HE ATTEMPTED TO UNTIE THE BRACELETS OFF OF MY RIGHT WRIST.
I FELT EMBARRASED WHILST HE UNTIED MY BRACELETS; I FELT AS IF I WAS BEING “PATRONIZED” BY EVERYONE, AS IF I WAS A LITTLE KID. I HAD NOT BEEN THERE FOR TEN MINUTES, AND EVERYONE WAS “PATRONIZING” ME, WHICH IS ABSURD, BECAUSE JUDGING BY THEIR “ANIMALESQUE” BEHAVIOUR, AND ETHNICITY, I OUGHT TO HAVE BEEN “PATRONIZING” THEM.
ALL THE MALES WORKING THERE WERE SLIGHTLY TALLER THAN ME, HAD BIGGER FRAME THAN ME, AND SEEMED OLDER THAN ME. THEY WERE ALL “MESTIZOS”.
ALL THE FEMALES WORKING THERE WERE UNDERHEIGHT, OVERWEIGHT, AND SEEMED “PERPETUALLY UPSET”. THEY WERE ALL “MESTIZOS”.
AFTER APPROXIMATELY TWO MINUTES, THE MALE CLERK HAD TAKEN THE FOUR BRACELETS OFF OF MY RIGHT WRIST.
“THANK YOU”, I SAID TO HIM, AND PUT THE BRACELETS IN MY PANTS' RIGHT POCKET.
Jonathan Scott
WHY IS THIS PERSON PESTERING ME, ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
EVERYONE WORKING HERE IS OVERLY “ANNOYING” & “LOUD”.
THEY ACT LIKE ANIMALS; “ANIMALESQUE” & BRAZEN, EVEN THE FEMALES, WHO ALL ARE OVERWEIGHT.
THE FEMALE MANAGER IS OBESE. SHE IS THE “HIGHEST RANKING” EMPLOYEE IN THE BUILDING, AND ALSO THE FATTEST.
THE MALE CLERK GRABBED A BACKPACK THAT WAS IN A LOCKER OUTSIDE THE “STAFF ROOM”, AND LEFT.
THE FEMALE MANAGER ENTERED THE ROOM, AND ASKED ME WHAT WAS I DOING SITTING THERE.
“I FINISHED 'CLEANING' THE 'PLAYGROUND' APPARATUSES”, I TOLD HER, TRYING TO MAKE A GRIMACE OF DISGUST BY CONTORTING MY UPPER LIP.
“YOU CAN'T JUST SIT HERE”, SHE SAID. “COME, I NEED YOU TO REPLACE NAPKINS IN THE NAPKIN CONTAINER, AND THEN SWEEP THE FLOORS”.
I REPLACED NAPKINS IN THE NAPKIN CONTAINER, I GRABBED A BROOM, AND A DUSTPAN, FROM THE “STORAGE ROOM”, AND PROCEEDED TO SWEEP THE AREA IN FRONT OF THE COUNTER, FEELING OVERLY EXPOSED & VULNERABLE.
ONE SPACETIME WHEN I WAS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL, SOME CLASSMATES, AND I HAD TO SWEEP & MOP THE CLASSROOM DURING RECESS.
I WAS SWEEPING THE FLOOR, CONCENTRATING ON THE SWEEPING MOTIONS, WHEN ONE OF MY FRIENDS LAUGHED & POINTED AT ME, AND AT THE BROOM WITH HIS RIGHT “INDEX FINGER”. THE OTHERS STARED AT ME WITH “SHOCKED” FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, GIGGLING & GRINNING.
“WHAT?” I ASKED MY FRIEND. HE KEPT LAUGHING, THEN HE PROCEEDED TO MOP THE FLOOR WITHOUT ANSWERING ME.
I NEVER KNEW WHAT WAS SO HUMOROUS/”SHOCKING” RE THE MANNER IN WHICH I SWEPT THE FLOOR.
PERHAPS THEY COULD NOT ARTICULATE WHAT THEY FOUND HUMOROUS/”SHOCKING” RE THE MANNER IN WHICH I SWEPT, AND THE MANNER IN WHICH I DREW.
Julian Green
I SAT IN THE “BOOTH”, AND APPROXIMATELY FIVE SECONDS LATER A FEMALE CLERK ENTERED THE “STAFF ROOM”.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?” SHE ASKED.
“NOTHING”.
“YOU CAN'T JUST BE HERE”, SHE SAID, STARING AT ME.
I STARED BACK AT HER.
“I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS MY 'JOB' HERE. THE MANAGER HAS ONLY ASSIGNED ME 'MENIAL TASKS', SO I HAVE NOTHING TO DO AFTER I FINISH THEM”, I SAID, SLIGHTLY UPSET.
“OK, COME WITH ME”, SHE SAID.
WE WENT TO THE FEMALE MANAGER'S OFFICE. SHE WAS SITTING AT HER DESK, READING A PAPER SHEET. AS THE FEMALE CLERK OPENED THE DOOR, THE FEMALE MANAGER ASKED, LOOKING OVER THE PAPER SHEET “YES?”
“HE FINISHED SWEEPING THE FLOORS”, SAID THE FEMALE CLERK.
“OH, HE CAN CLEAN THE TABLES. TELL HIM TO USE THE 'LIQUID CLEANER', AND PAPER TOWELS FROM THE 'STORAGE ROOM'. HELP HIM”.
“OK”, SAID THE FEMALE CLERK.
WE WENT INTO THE “STORAGE ROOM” .
“TAKE THAT CLEANER, AND A ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS, TO CLEAN THE TABLES. I'M GOING TO HELP YOU”.
WE STARTED TO CLEAN THE TABLES. SHE CLEANED THE TABLES ON ONE SIDE OF THE “TABLES AREA”, I CLEANED THE TABLES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE “TABLES AREA”, AND THE TABLES AT THE “PLAYGROUND AREA”.
“MCDONALD'S” IS AN AWFUL PLACE TO EAT, AND AN AWFUL PLACE TO WORK.
ONE FEELS DEBASED WORKING IN THAT PLACE.
I FINISHED CLEANING THE TABLES AT THE “PLAYGROUND AREA”, AND PROCEEDED TO CLEAN THE TABLES THAT THE FEMALE CLERK DID NOT CLEAN.
WHEN I WAS CLEANING THE THIRD OUT OF FOUR TABLES, I SAW SOMEONE COME INTO THE BUILDING WITH OTHER THREE PERSONS. IT WAS A GIRL THAT WAS MY CLASSMATE IN MIDDLESCHOOL. I HAD A “SEMICRUSH” ON HER FOR MORE THAN ONE YEAR, AND SHE KNEW.
“WHAT A SYNCHRONICITY”, I THOUGHT, THEN I WAS OVERWHELMED WITH ANXIETY, AND TRIED TO INCONSPICUOUSLY HIDE, WHILST CLEANING THE REMAINING TWO TABLES.
Julian Fisher
AT ONE p.m., ONE MALE CLERK --ONE OF THE TWO MALE CLERKS WHO WERE GRINNING & WHISPERING TO EACH OTHER, AND INTERMITTENTLY GLANCING AT ME, WHILST FRYING POTATOES, WHILST I SWEPT THE FLOOR NEAR THE COUNTER-- PUT A CHEESEBURGER, "SMALL FRIES", AND A "SMALL SODA" IN A PAPER BAG, FOR ME TO TAKE WITH ME WHEN I LEFT.
“NO, THANK YOU”, I SAID.
“YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT”, HE SAID.
I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS BEING FACETIOUS, BUT I LOOKED AT HIS FACE, AND HE HAD A “STARK” FACIAL EXPRESSION, AS IF ME NOT TAKING THE FOOD ENTAILED A POTENTIAL PRETEXT FOR ME TO SUE “MCDONALD'S”.
I TOOK THE BAG WITH THE FOOD IN IT, AND LEFT.
I WENT TO THE HOUSE IN WHICH I LIVED, AND PUT THE BAG WITH THE FOOD IN IT, IN THE TRASH CONTAINER.
LATER THAT AFTERNOON, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM THE FEMALE MANAGER, SAYING TO ME THAT I WAS TO "SHOW UP THERE" AT THE "SAME TIME, TOMORROW".
I SAID "YES".
I DID NOT RETURN TO THAT PLACE EVER AGAIN.
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Tyler Watson
If you want to “expose” him, why don’t you post his tumblr? Why do you pretend to be doxxing him by posting information in the public domain?
Stop posting. You seem like a bitter, frustrated being. How does it feel being consumed by envy?
Noah Watson
>why don’t you post his tumblr
1) I did.
2) People need to know the Master of all Philosophy that spams Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums is a low functioning autist who is grossly delusional about his ability to write (as demonstrated by the dialogue written for his short flick).
3) I don't think I'm exposing anything at all, simply posting substantiating evidence of the various speculations made by commentators to this shitshow.
4) I actually think it's really REALLY funny that a high school dropout, mcdonalds dropout, drooling sped thinks he's the savior of Western thought with his all caps rambling.
Jackson Kelly
For real though, what's there to be envious about an austismal racist who can't hold a job, who can't go to school, and whose only refuge from life is his widdle blogie where he whines and moans and bitches about how he's so SUPERIOR to all the plebs?
Levi Brooks
THE HERO IS AUTISTIC, THE VILLAIN IS SCHIZOPATHIC.
ALL HEROES ARE AUTISTIC; ALL AUTISTIC INDIVIDUALS ARE NOBLE.
ALL VILLAINS ARE SCHIZOPATHIC; ALL SCHIZOPATHIC INDIVIDUALS ARE IGNOBLE.
WITHIN EVERY NOBLE PERSON THERE IS GENETIC PROPENSITY TOWARD AUTISM; A CONSCIOUS INDIVIDUAL ENTITY THAT HAS NOBILITY CAN HAVE BEEN BORN AUTISTIC, OR IT CAN EPIGENETICALLY BECOME AUTISTIC BY BECOMING A HERO THROUGH CRITICAL TRAUMATIC STRESS —IN THE FORMER ONE, AUTISM IS A FACILITATOR OF HEROISM; IN THE LATTER ONE, AUTISM IS A CONSEQUENCE OF HAVING BECOME A HERO.
WITHIN EVERY IGNOBLE PERSON THERE IS GENETIC PROPENSITY TOWARD SCHIZOPATHY; A CONSCIOUS INDIVIDUAL ENTITY THAT HAS NO NOBILITY CAN HAVE BEEN BORN SCHIZOPATHIC, OR IT CAN EPIGENETICALLY BECOME SCHIZOPATHIC BY BECOMING A VILLAIN THROUGH CRITICAL TRAUMATIC STRESS —IN THE FORMER ONE, SCHIZOPATHY IS A FACILITATOR OF VILLAINY; IN THE LATTER ONE, SCHIZOPATHY IS A CONSEQUENCE OF HAVING BECOME A VILLAIN.
THE HERO SUBSISTS WITHIN EVERY NOBLE PERSON UNTIL IT IS ACTUALIZED; THE VILLAIN SUBSISTS WITHIN EVERY IGNOBLE PERSON UNTIL IT IS ACTUALIZED.
THE HERO, AND THE VILLAIN, SUBSIST, BUT SUPERSISTENCE BELONGS ONLY TO EXCELLENT HEROES —VICTORIOUS GLORY TO THE BETTER AMONG THE BEST.
Oliver Wood
What’s your problem?
Sad
Chase Johnson
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Henry Campbell
Which Dead Can Dance album is that cover from?
Robert Scott
Autistasis, clearly.
Landon Sullivan
Lmao
Henry Lee
Unironically, this is my favorite work by Rei. It’s so dreamy.
Brody Ortiz
why is the cursor on your retarded website a swastika
Jaxon Bailey
>my
Rei is a neonazi, which should be clear from his ranting about ethnicity.
Aaron Young
He's NatSoc, not neonazi.
Where does he rant about ethnicity?
Zachary Cook
NatSoc=National Socialist= Nationalsozialistische=Nazi
Leo Bennett
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Gabriel Roberts
"Nazi" is the same as "Neonazi", and "Nazi" is a pejorative term, meaning "stupid" like "beatnik" for "beat", or "hippie" for "hipster".
Henry Bennett
This, and it's not even something new. Tao Lin did the same thing on Veeky Forums
Noah Sullivan
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Alexander Johnson
lel