History chad virgin meme thread

>Translates to "No Phallus"
Made me laugh more than it should have

nb4 someone posts all of this on ifunny or some shit

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Someone make this one, my MSPaint-fu is poor

>The Virgin Provo
>Bombs a schoolbus to get the veteran busdriver, fails but kills all the students
>Hides his face, fights from buildings, fears being seen and captured
>Wants Britain to be Irish and Ireland to be Middle Eastern
>Incapable of fighting a military opponent, resorts to targeting civilians

>The Chad 1798 Rebel
>Launches a bayonet charge at a significantly larger British force, causing them to run out of Ireland in one sprint and some of them to even turn to his side against their former comrades
>Fights the British on open fields using nothing but pikes against their guns and cannons, wins
>Wants Britain to be British and Ireland to be Irish
>To even the playing field he weaponizes cattle stampedes, easily destroys better armed enemies, would never target civilians, let alone Irish ones

Oh, some more,

>Uses AKs from smelly Arabs and ARs from criminals in Boston

>Uses pikes, no other weaponry is required for him to remove the British

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got an unexpected kek out of me.

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>terrorists
>chads

The virgin reply

This isn't necerssarily historical but I need an excuse to post it somewhere.

lmao

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