He declares his shitcoin income on his tax returns

>he declares his shitcoin income on his tax returns
lmfao

not sure how I'm gonna explain my 100k Neo dollars otherwise

you buy gold and silver with it and just sell whatver you need for that month and pay only in cash.

What about rent, phone bills, internet, etc
Can't pay that with cash

Tbh Jon snow just looks like a decent 7-8/10. Is this really a 10/10 in bongland?

>Tbh Jon snow just looks like a decent 7-8/10. Is this really a 10/10 in bongland?
can you really be a 7/10 or higher if youre under 5ft10?

prepaid credit cards

Of course. While gay autists on Veeky Forums might be stingy with your rating, grills will still be all over your cock.

Oh shit thats right
Is there anything you can't do with cash?

love

That hit a little too close to home user

>have ten friends in different countries
>give them all 10k each in untraceable cryptocurrencies
>they all write back 10k checks as cash
>100k tax free
You people are fucking retarded if you're actually paying taxes for this shit.

>friend takes your 10k for himself

>Thinking you won't get investigating when you start cashing a bunch of 10k checks from people in other countries.
>Calling other people retarded
lol

But I don't wanna go to jail. And it's less work and less risk.

>paying taxes
Fucking socialists man, how can they be so fucking stupid.

No. Small men may be able to give a woman pleasure, that's for certain. However, to completely and wholey satisfy her deepest primal instincts, a man basically has to BE this broad shouldered hyper masculine, tall guy.

Get robbed by "friends" and get door knocked down when you bank signals that you're cashing in large amount of cash.

how? wtf?

>idiot thinks he'll evade the taxman by using unnecessary and stupid laundering methods
>instead he'll simply be caught by low income vs high expenditure rate, or a salty neighbor that called the IRS because you suddenly have an audi r8 parked in front of your house.

Just buy some SALT, dingalings.

Once you are starting to make real money you want to spend there are no other options.