Napoleon Thread

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>autistic manlet
>war mongerer
>delves Europe into war for years
>ends up losing
literally no different from Hitler

>war mongerer
Britain was the one who declared war

>French Hitler
Are you fucking serious?!
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_and_the_Jews

Have you read his self-insert fiction? he was such an edgelord, wew..

>average height for men at the time
>war is bad
>gets declared war on
>gets zerg rushed by Russia after they burnt down most of their own country

The first sign someone doesn't know anything about Napoleon, comparing him to Hitler.

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>In France, you're not allowed to name a pig Napoleon

Because animal farm?

The "Napoleon wasn't short" meme is missing the point. He wasn't short by that standards of the average person in pre-modern society, but that's because in pre-modern society most people were undernourished which stunted their growth. Rich people, the 1st and 2nd estates, grew to the same height people do today, because they had sufficient food. This is why tall is generally seen as attractive, especially amongst men: for most of history it was literally a signal of status.

Now Napoleon was not short compared to the average peasant on the street, but he was short compared to Kings and Emperors. And because he came from some minor house of a random island on the edge of the French Kingdom/Republic, and rose all the way to being Emperor, his relative shortness was indicative of him rising above his station.

I bet Orwell named that pig after Napoleon just to fuck with the French, then

talentless Trotskyite hacks btfo

That's actually a pretty inteiguing point you bring up user. Never thought of it that way. Do you suppose that some of the popularity of monarchism was due to this and similar factors? Royals actually being superior in height and other physical qualities due to their wealth?

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Also, Napoleon actually enlisted soldiers that are at least 5'10.
So yeah, he was short in comparison

to be fair, in England it's probably considered treason to *not* name one of your pigs Napoleon

So you admit he started the series of wars? Also, who mentioned Jews? There's more comparisons between him and Hitler.

Look at those non argumemts.

And of course, the retarded delusional Frogaboos come straight out of the woodwork to defend their ultimate loser.

There were regiments of 6'0+ men even before that period.
The Potsdam Giants were 6'2 for example.

>britbongs are STILL writing propaganda hit-pieces on Napoleon, 200 years after his death
kek

So Napoleon was basically a robot in his youth right? I know he lost his virginity to a whore, but did he really have no friends or relationships? This gives me hope.

Truly a man of no equal

He even invaded Switzerland.
FUCKING SWITZERLAND!!!!!