Veeky Forums-approved recipes thread

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that recipe was terrible. I gotta remind myself that the average poster in this board is around
13 years old.

Nine out of ten Veeky Forums recipes are garbage.

what in the fuck is quark and what does it taste like

I tried that one. Turned out absolutely terrible. Would not recommend, desu. Just get some sort of low-cal ice cream (Halo Top, Arctic Zero), or low-cal sorbet/sherbet.

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Lol is this good?

Holy smoly this looks delicious

Depends on what you mean by good.

So whats the best oat pankcake recipe here? Anyone tried ?

>eating bread

This looks like what a retarded 12 year old would "cook".

le bacon nutella facebook recipe

Can you stir honey into cold water? I'm thinking of putting honey in my preworkout

Tried this and it turned out like sticky dog shit.

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well meme'd

What the other guy said, prob the Greek yogurt that fukcing ruined it or the type of protein powder
>inb4 not bout taste bruh
Yeah no fucking kill urself

yes it's good. i make it everyday.

twice a day everyday GIT GUD faggots i also trow in 2 bannas just for dem potassium gains

Yeah making some now, theyre pretty tasty

>falling for the bread is bad meme

Fatty

>Whole fucking chicken breast in a casserole instead of just dicing it
The fuck is wrong with whoever made this?

kek

how do you get 1 big bun instead of slices?

the writing style is exactly like someone on 9gag or imgur

Jealous faggot, i RUN 40 miles with 6 min miles wearing a 50lb wheight vest as a WARM UP, then i do about 400 of link related to cool down from all dat cardio. after that pussy ass cardio is done i squat 600lb for 60 sets of 60 for satan gains, bench press a toe truck until my moose nuckle becomes a cracken boner, then i run to the nearest bear farm and wrestle me the finest female in the area and impregnate my breakfast for next mornings meal of aborted bear human hybrid meat.

youtube.com/watch?v=TxQT-wZdP28

I have Chicken Breast Fillets just sitting in my freezer but I don't know how to prepare them. I don't have a grill pan and not sure how to broil stuff to be honest. I can only fry it. Any other ways?

Just put it on some foil and bake it

Anyone else smell that pasta?

:C but i just made this, does it smell like good pasta material for other people to use ?

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No oven desu senpai

Microwave two minutes on high
Garnish with cumin

This person does know thaw is the word and to de-thaw is to freeze, right?

Fuark

>Remove them from the freezer and let them thaw.
>Salt/pepper them(and use a dry rub for additional flavor) and then marinate them in something, lemon juice, lime juice, bbq sauce, etc. Let it marinate for at least an hour but they should marinate overnight preferably.
>Wrap in aluminum foil.
>Put over on 400F or 200C
>Bake for 10-15 minutes
>Preferably use a thermometer to check if done, but you can simply cut it and make sure there's no pink if you don't have one.

>people on this board think they eat and workout hard

kekius maximus

So cut it into cubes, put oil in a pan on medium and fry it. How dumb are you dude.

home made, retard

O, well shit

Grain is practically fucking poison.

the air your breathing has a 100 % death rate.

100% of shitposters are projected to die.

i'll go to your funeral b r e h.

Tried this was delicious, one of my recipes now

>eating subway

What the fuck is quark

Does anyone have recipes for high-calorie mash of some sort? Stuff that can be brought in tupperwares and cooked in batches

Just stopping by to say that these are inedible, they taste like burnt cottage cheese

man, that thing must feel magical if you warm it up a lil and slip your schlong in there

I'm considering starting keto, any good >piscetarian recipes?

>Add whey and oats to normal recipes to make some abominable choke-down versions of normal food

Is it that hard to just eat the real thing then have a quick whey shake separately?

Then you did it wrong. I've been making a batch of these things once every 2 weeks or so, and it takes a bit of trial and error to find just the right balance of everything, but when you do it right they're bomb af tbqh famalamadingdong

I'm curious to try this mostly because this seems like one of those "sounds fucking horrible but is actually really good" kind of things. I only have tuna tho, no sardines

It's hella belta hot, but inedible once you let it cool off.

>Just stopping by to say that these are inedible, they taste like burnt cottage cheese
Must've fucked up something fierce.

lmao what's with all this bullshit? Just mix Greek yogurt and whey and fucking eat it.

Most of my friends
think these are too plain, but I love them

What's the prop balance then?

m.imgur.com/a/5nbmA

If I added some plain yogurt to this recipe, would it fuck everything up?

>mfw I gain 0.5 lbs of pure blubber a week eating 2800 kcal a day
>mfw I magically don't loose fat on a 500 kcal deficit
>mfw the only way I have ever dropped significant fat is doing EC stack and eating 1800 kcal a day while doing an hour of yohimbine morning cardio every day for 5 months
>gained it all back in 3 months

boo hoo, all of you faggot ectos are living the dream, this is a nightmare. I need extreme year round disciple to maintain sub 15% bodyfat

do eat these with anything or what? i dont see how you would eat these on their own.

these recipes are the fucking worst. just use google and find something hella. its not hard.

>1 can of tuna
>1 entire onion

These proportions are way off.

Put chicken onto cookie sheet

Put olive oil on each chicken breast

Sprinkle salt and pepper on each chicken breast

Bake @ 375 for 30 minutes.

Done.

Or you could just do any regular chili recipe. This is a lot of effort for what is fairly standard chili.

As a chef.. you guys really really suck. The food posted here looks like shit.

my man

holy fuck is this babby's first meal or something

did this and it tasted like complete shit

love these but you gotta tweak it.

1 onion is too much

It's fucking disgusting, and a cunt to clean off whatever you cook it in. Don't bother dude.

>homemade

I can just buy bread like this, you live in a pleb country hombre?

throw us a few simple meals senpai?

Protip for fluffy pancakes: whip up egg whites until they can hold soft peaks and then add it to whatever you're making your pancakes with. It'll give it more fluffiness and take away the disgusting flat gooey chewy consistency.

This is legit

Dog food/10

depends on the onion m8

hahaha
suckers dont know about glorious german quark
its like the SS-tier version of greek yoghurt/cottage cheese
enjoy your no gains ;^)

this really doesnt taste like shit?

it's basically stirfried rice with brocoli so if you like those you'll like the dish

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any peanut butter recipes?

don't fucking post that shit you have no idea how much i want to eat fatty foods right now

> using whey instead of flour

god this weirds me out

>i want to eat fatty foods right now
eat almond stuffed dates, alot of 'em

>using whey instead of powdered cancer
Yeah, I wonder why