MIRIN THREAD

>17% bf
>manlet

jdimsa

would you be a DYEL with no-ass, or just a DYEL with some kind of ass gains? step up pleb

>you're a big guy!

Happened some time ago, never got around to posting it
>be me eating dinner with mom and grandma at the table
>gran suddenly says "user why do you have suck fat arms?"
>mom and I both start chuckling
and no I'm not a fat fuck, at that time I was at most 14% bf

>be me last night, playing blackjack at a casino with my bro
>I'm 5'11, 178lbs, 10-11.5% bf
>older lady sits down next to me with her sister, both drunk
>they start hitting on me, showing me pictures of their daughters, etc.
>lady grabs my arm and gives me a look
>hate most of this because I'm not into old women, plus I have a gf
>gtfo after my 12 hand win streak ends
>see them whisper tk each other and loom at me as I'm walking to another table
Damn that was a weird night.

Fatty BTFO

150kg squat
220kg dealift

I guess this isnt that dyel ?

you can't outlift being a manlet son, sorry

>be with that girl with whom I've been friends for 2 years and kinda want to bang
>she rejected me once last year and I haven't made a move since then
>we're at some party happening in a bar
>getting drinks
>suddenly she gropes my chest with both hands
>goes "wow that shirt fits you really well"
>Y-YOU TOO
Unfortunately the story doesn't end with me fucking her brains out on the bar, but she's been acting somewhat more flirty recently, so who knows.

dont ask you idiot, just seize the moment and grab her by the waist and start escalating

if she doesnt move away or freak out, you're gold

Well that's what I'd do with any other grill, but with that one there's the risk of losing the friendship, and that's pretty much the only friend that I go out with so ain't nobody got time for that. I just bang other grills on the side and keep my fingers crossed for something to happen with her.

No. The competition can't be that low.

meh don't get your hopes up to high bro, I've been there many times before, got close to a girl, told each other things we wouldn't tell anyone else, genuinely cared about one another even went on dates, only to find out she has no interest other than being platonic
I seriously can't see how women can be so asexual and only see some guys as friends and nothing more, I mean I'd get it if I was ugly but I'm not
anyway best of luck to ya, just don't be crushed in the event she turns you down

Getting more mires than ever before brehs

They all seem fake except the one I got from my oneitis. She said that girls would like a guy like me who would make them feel safe and protected. I dont care about other girls tho. I just want to make her feel safe and protected while cuddling after fucking. Huge slut from uni rubbed her body against mine at the pool today and was always near me but I felt disgused. I just want a qt who understands me and makes me feel good.

>that feel
>no matter how many sluts you bang you always just want that one qt to love you

Don't post that cunt

Feels

6'00

Shut up slut

yeah I get you brehs, but meanwhile that happens, Im not gonna let down hard earned pussy, Im not meant to be a monk

>i have never lifted in my life
>i get laid more than any of you

>roleplaying

you're right bro, i have lifted in my life

>girl with whom I've been friends for 2 years
>kinda want to bang
Yea it's dead m8, her perceiving you as a sexual candidate stopped more than one and a half years ago.

>rainy day a few weeks ago
>walk into class and sit down next to qt
>"thats a really strong umbrella user"
>"th-thanks"
was she mirin?

Been lifting for about 9 months, former fatty, and a female friend called me "ripped"

>at concert
>be 6'2
>wear hightops with a slight heel
>look 6'3
>basically the tallest person in the whole place.
>I can look over everyone.
>a qt3.14 is walking through the crowd and doesn't turn her head
>she bumps into me and is about below my chest
>she looks up to me with her mouth open
>tries to say something but just stutters
>she can't rationalize what just happened
>she is in a stupor and walks away looking embarrassed.

>walk into concert
>right when I walk in a girl is trying to get my attention
>she asks if I was the guy who turned in her phone
>while groping my arms and rubbing my chest.

>wear an odd shirt that is artsy
>hear at least 6 girls compliment my shirt
>good conversation starter

>all of the girls trying to get my attention by whipping me with their hair.
>this is a thing.

N-no

>25 kv
>no sluts or qt3.14

>At concert
They're all on drugs mate, the first one may have thought you were one of satan's demons man. As for the other ones though, well done lad.

>go to party last night
>fat black girl says I should take off my shirt because I'll get hot
>bro nudges my chest in a playful way at some point and then is like damn dude your solid, start talking about gym
>game a 10/10 bitch hard as fuck and kiss her and grab her ass in front of her bf
>messaging her now

>ex oneitis that Friendzoned me jelly as fuck because she saw me w her
If my past self could see me now being a Chad he'd be so proud, except For the fact that I'm miserable and want to die a lot of the time

Yeah is this guy joking? That clearly sounds like sarcasm.

I figured but it was the start of the night.

She wasn't stumbling, but with how she reacted it was a

>just dropped the spaghetti

moment.

It is rare to see a girl drop the sketti but man she had a fanny pack full.

She's autistic

>kiss her and grab her ass in front of her bf
what

Don't pay attention he's roleplaying

I'm 6ft 195lbs and like 12% bf and I can count on one hand how many times I've been complimented. And one time wasn't because of my body or even one of my more impressive lifts, it was when I front squatted 315 for 3.

It was user's turn to make up a story

Lmao I'm sure this happened.

and I assume this 10/10's boyfriend was just idly enjoying that cuckage from the sidebar

>5'10
>big guy

This post is fucking autism.

> Just finished cleaning up the garden. Basically working with somewhat heavy equipment and trees and shit.
> I check my phone and former female colleague starts texting with me.
> She sends me a picture of other female colleague saying that they miss me at work.
> I reply with a picture of me in garden, huge pump.
> She says she has shown it to 3 other colleagues and they were all impressed.
> "Are you allowed on planes with those guns?"
> mfw don't know how to respond.
> Reply with "yes" and the conversation is instantly killed.
> mfw one of the colleagues that was impressed is a real 8/10 qt.

I'm not so smooth.

show me your shirt

>lifting for one year
>484 lb deadlift

Your e-statting gains aren't bad.

>"Are you allowed on planes with those guns?"
>Reply with "yes"

I fucking choked on my food laughing, damn it.

>got to company meeting
>lot of people i haven't seen in a while
>been on calorie def since august 15
>dropped 30kg
>dyel as fuck but finally skinny and some nice facial gains
>talking to boss about work
>says i'm looking good
>"t..thanks"
>talk to senior colleague (very vocal - embarrassed the hell out of me)
>"wow, you're looking great!"
>shouts to everyone "X, looks really smart doesn't he?"
>everyones staring at me
>"do you have a GF?" (this was ask quietly, thank god)
>"haha, no....not yet"
>"hmmm" (he has a daughter that's the same age as me, 26, and keeps mentioning her)
>sit down for meeting
>girls opposite me keeps looking at me
>try to focus on slides with all my autism
>after meeting avoid the women because even i can tell they've been gossiping about me
>instead talk with superintendent
>after some chit-chat he comes out with
>"user, don't get involved with any of the students"
>wat.jpg
>y.. you too, haha"
>at that point i just ran for the exit

very bizarre for me, i'm not used to that much attention, guess i'm doing something right

>y.. you too, haha
fucking lost it m80

>go out with a girl I met on Tinder
>nice date, got some coffee on starbucks
>only chatting, kissing and shit
>girl hugs me and compliments my body
>can't stop moving her hands around my pecs and lats
>feelsgoodmang

If I'm completely honest, the only real mires I've ever gotten were from other men.

Don't feel bad. If the men are saying it, the women are thinking it.

tfw fucked 50+ girls, had girlfriends, nobody ever shown attraction like this

>driving around
>see 8.5/10 running
>smile at her
>she runs into a pole
>mfw

>hotboxed with a qt followed by lots of sex
>chilling in her room afterwards
>she suddenly gets paranoid about us smelling like weed
>tells me to get up so she can spray me with perfume
>slaps me on the ass
>"you have such a nice ass"

>feels guud mane

I'm 6'5" and 245lbs, broad shoulders and trim waist...

And yet I feel small

>yes
>not "I've received my share of random TSA patdowns"
>making it
bad news

In a drunken stupor I was asked the same thing.
>tfw got slapped when I replied by saying do they allow your small tits in a strip club

>smoking the herbal jew

shiggy

>not "Are you allowed on planes with those bombs?"

>5'7 Manlet
>180 lbs 20% bf if not more
>Been liftan for 15 months
>1/2/3/4 for reps easy
>Actually look slightly big4u in clothes
>Normies literally accuse me of steroid use
Had 3 people ask me if I was on steroids it's ridiculous how retarded most people are.

That would have definitely been better. A next time, perhaps.

I don't get it.

dem tits man

>get job at warehouse
>get Veeky Forums from gym and physical labor
>qt I haven't seen in 1.5 years comes over because she's in town
>the look on her face when she sees me
>the light in her eyes when I raise my arms to stretch
>"user, your arms have gotten so big!"

She proceeded to blow me and thank me for it after.
Did I make it, Veeky Forums?

You fucking made it brah

good job keeping your pics organized user

manlet

>sex while high
I pity those who don't know this god like feel

>not asking qt girl out to get rejected and have angry and shallow sex with the slut to compensate afterwards

Wait girls whip their hair at you to get your attention? Fuk.
Was at a rave last night and was annoyed by all the hair in my face the whole time.

How do I deal with banter?
Lately a decent amount of people, mostly DYEL males, have been throwing jokes at me for having a "massive" chest, and I don't know what to answer

My confidence isn't that high, but it's mostly that I'm not impressive at all I think, and actually good looking guys don't get those comments either, do they?

Don't be so insecure, just laugh along, you don't even need a retort. I barely get bantered, but when I sense a bit of snideness/jellyness I usually say something like "why are you so obsessed with my body, do you have a confession to make?". I've said that maybe twice in the past five years though. Most of the times people are just legit impressed.

U U U U
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own that shit
make mantitty jokes about yourself
flex those motherfuckers

>5pl8 pull but just over 3pl8 squat

it is bad form though, sort out your diddly form or you're going on a trip to snap city

> y-you 2

Pin them down and go to town on that boypussy to assert your dominance. Don't forget to say "no homo" afterwards.

>all of the girls trying to get my attention by whipping me with their hair.

youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo

>I just want a qt who understands me and makes me feel good.
stop watching anime you massive retard

>At movie theatre
>Waiting in line and notice the cashier looking at me constantly
>SkinHeadBlacksInspireFear.exe
>Walk up and order tickets
>She flirts and gives me the military discount
>I play along but tell her I'm not military
>Her: "Really, those arms could have fooled me" *wink*
>I laugh and tell her not to stare too hard
>Giggles are had and I go see my movie

It was a fairly tame mire, but it worked.

>get fitted for a tuxedo, friends wedding
>girl kept grabbing my forearms and what not
>"let me measure again to make sure everything is good"
Now, i went with three other bros who don't lift and they got fitted and done with right away, while it took me longer
>"you must work out a lot"
>"i try ha-haa"

Also today, first time i went to work without a long sleeve undershirt in a long time

>"user you look different today"
While she stood there just staring at me with a big ol grin and i could tell she was eyeing my arms

>tfw no gf

>In work at photocopier room
>Coworker 6/10 spiritualist girl is in there prepping presentation notes
>Drops clips and pens everywhere
>"Oh user can you help me please?"
>Deadlift photocopier so she can get them all
>Afterward she pokes my chest and squeezes my arms
>"Wow user, you're so strong and tight, maybe I can use you for my massage course?"
>LoL I have gyno and tiny faggot arms you silly woman
>Smile "Y-you too"
>Later I report her for sexual harassment to Line Manager
>She's in a mood now because she got a verbal warning to not to touch other employees inappropriately
>She doesn't realize it was me

Dunno, think I should have taken the compliments and left it at that. But she's a weirdo anyway.

Nooooooo fuuuuuuuck

Lol he was right next to us for part of it I think? I wasn't really paying attention, I was fucked up and she said something about a bf once for a second and I didn't really pay it any mind, and tren I add her on fb and she's dating a dude I'd just previously made friends w in that night and he was just outside w us watching me game her hard af lol my number was actually immediately blocked apparently in her phone after last night. But I added her fb and she unblocked my number and Im gonna tap that sweet fucking ass like no tomorrow this week

I'm so proud of myself that some people don't actually believe this lol

Mdma and being an all around good looking guy is God mode

God this is my fear. Every compliment feels like mocking

Wow,you are not even good at this,stop lying on 4chin dude.

>usually wear hoodie and loose t-shirts
>go out for dinner with friends and decide to wear a polo shirt that actually fits for once
>at least 3 different girls found excuses to touch my arms or commented on them
>noticed others looked in my direction more than they usually do

i'm still dyel by Veeky Forums standards, i don't feel comfortable wearing form fitting stuff all the time

But it's true :'(

>wearing heels

>seen pretty good looking grill at gym 4 or 5 times, never paid her more than a glance because gf
>walk out after set, right after she left coincidentally
>parked next to each other
>hop in car drive away
next night..
>finish set, leave
>walking to car, hit unlock, hear "omg is that your jeep??"
>turn around, it's girl from gym, say yeah it is and continue walking
>"omggg i love jeeps!! it was so muddy yesterday do you, like, go off-roading?"
>haha yeah i do it's fun
>"it looks sooooo fun!! i would love to go sometime.."
>notice she drives ford escape, tell her that her car can probably do it and laugh
>hop in car drive home
>haven't seen her at gym since, it's been 2 weeks

s-she mirin?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEM FUCKEN LIES BRAH I CANT TAKE IT