Seeing so many "tfw no gf" threads. Something I notice is no one ever posts a current pic of their body. I'm sure that's because you kv look like complete shit.
I have gf and this is my body. 5'11 155lbs.
If you've have or had a gf, state it. If you're a kv, do the same.
no gf but I've had 12 bfs. :P
Orange County.
>12 bfs
I would never think of you as anything more than an object to put my dick in.
>roastie
You fucking whore
5'9, 180 lbs. pic was taken back on January 4th. Too depressed to take a current pic. Never had a gf.
12 bfs * 3 = 36 cocks
nice Veronica, and I'd be 37 right?
stupid fucking whore.
Another pose from same day
Its all mental man, you look way better than me and I have a 10/10 gf.
Making those philosophical gains
wtf man do you need a hug?
are you ok?
you look like a 10
I'd fucking hit on you if I was drunk
no homo tho
lol. I was inspired by that statue. I should've known he rested his elbow on the opposite leg.
You look good senpai. She will come one day.
mirin hard brah. What are your lifts? And how old are you dude. Give us some back story, I feel like this is tragedy.
lol she'll be fresh of the cock carousal like this skank
1/2/3/4 (a little more in actuality but I'm rounding it up). Started lifting seriously for 2 years now.
I'm currently 26
Not if you look in the right places.
I.e not a club or some party like that whore prowls in.
This must be a troll, you have a literal 9/10 body and your face looks masculine too.
>never had a gf
But fucked plenty of girls, dont deny it.
5'11" at ~160lb
No gf right now... or in the near future for that matter
Nah. The only two women I fucked were prostitutes who disguised themselves as masseuse/massage therapist. I might've been 22 at the time.
looking solid as fug mane. never had a gf aswell. we'll make it one day.
How long have you been lifting, and are you a virgin?
Ho lee fuk, this is me. Never had gf but fucked plenty of escorts. Dude, do you work? Are you in school? Are you socially autistic?
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
6'5'' and yet no gf.
>tfw you faggots would want to sleep with me
New rule guys, please state let your fellow Veeky Forumszens know if you're a virgin as well. If you're not, let us know if you lost it with or without the use of prostitute.
well i fucked that up, and in front of a grill too
holy fug, stats?
Thanks mane
I used to work but now I'm in a university finishing up my degree. I'm not sure if I'm autistic, but I do make an effort to small talk to strangers every now and then.
looks like you never lifted in your life.
I've had sex with one girl like 3 years ago. Not a prostitute.
6ft 195
>Fug
I know I'm a weak fucker but atleast i got 1/2/3/4
Bulk progress from September -> March.
Yes gf.
>>tfw you faggots would want to sleep with me
Why are heteroshits so deluded.
For about a year now. I used to be a skelly.
I am not a virgin but I haven't fucked in a long ass time
You looked better before tbqh bro
>flabby gut
>no chest
>shitty arms
>ugly face
How tall is your gf?
I agree without you. I'm cutting right now so we'll see soon. Also, the lighting in the first pic was better.
5'4" or 5'5"?
Can lifting make up for being a pajeet?
You must look awkward af together
Apparently not.
>bulk progress?
more like: "getting fat and no muscle"
Most people think we're a cute couple.
Lifts all went up by 30-50 lbs. Personally, I think my back made the best progress this winter. Chest is still shit though.
Gf broke up 3 months ago, using this as an excuse to bulk and enrich myself since I lost a lot of my identity in the 2 years we dated.
Yes manlet, 5'4
you poor soul
Stupid non rotating photos
I've made my peace, fucked an okc slut but my heart isn't into it yet.
125lbs/55kg
Bench 80kg
Deadlift 150kg
Squat 95kg
OHP 50kg
with that face and body, I know we'll all make it.
GF on Left, decided it was finally time to cut down. She was horrible, literally a goblin in every possible way.
No GF now, but much happier. I can focus on myself and my career like I never could with her.
Lighting in my shredded pic was nice, I moved so I can't get the same lighting ;(.
My back and shoulders are so much larger than my arms and I'm self conscious about them.
And I've had two gfs and fucked both. But both cheated and left me. Feels bad man.
6'3 208 lbs
Pic from mid 2014, no gf since 2012, only had sex a total of 2 times since then
mirin that flooring
what are you cycling?
...
So when do you plan to start lifting?
6 ft 185 lbs
Natty? Routine?
nice nips
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I'm natty. I just am super particular over my diet and routine. It's one of the reasons why I broke up with my ex, she always wanted to go out and eat shit food/drink, and I didn't.
Yeah Natty. Progress has leveled off, you can see since Jan I've only put on a couple pounds. I'm actually a little leaner now, I just can't get good lighting to snap a pic like before.
I ran a basic PPL for my cut, then upped the cals for my "slow/lean" bulk. I kept getting hurt 6 days a week, I've since gone to a 4 day Upper/Lower, the Fierce 5 U/L. It's amazing, I've made slower progress but I haven't gotten hurt.
Have a qt Chinese gf. 5'11 at about 178lbs
>tfw post body pic
>tfw only get floor comments
Height difference is cute you close minded fuck
6'3
Seriously? You look tall but not that tall
>implying you don't look like shit yourself
well I got measured at age 16 when I got my first ID and I was 6'3 back then... I'm 28 now
1 ex girlfriend.
1 current fuckbuddy.
3 sexual partners.
What did this have to do with this:
?
dat jew-fro
also eat shit sexhaver
I started eating properly about a week ago now.
I always ate cleanly, but usually never enough. Now I always get in one pretty big/huge meal a day, so I should be able to make more gains soon-ish. I put on about half a kg pretty quickly.
I cut it shorter this week.
Fuck me there's nothing I can do with a jewfro.
It's about personality, bro. I'm young as fuck, too.
>mfw this is just the beginning
> 1 current fuckbuddy.
> 3 sexual partners.
There's a difference?
6ft1, 198lb or something like that
Do have gf, feel like she doesnt love me, doesnt show much affection or anything, feels bad man
>tfw fat
Yes.
You might have had 100 sexual partners, but if you can't currently get sex then something has changed about you.
Also, had a gf a few months ago, but got pretty sick of her quite quickly. I think she noticed when I stopped wanting to have sex with her, which she then dumped me for.
Had a short fling with an Estonian lady too, but she went cold on me. Probably because I didn't want to rush things. Wasn't that attracted to her either.
Worth mentioning too, 5'7", 183 lbs.
OHP - ??? (Last I did was 5 sets of 8 @ 65 lbs
Bench - 165 lbs
Squat - 175 lbs
Diddlylift - 315 lbs
ok 'kids' i'm 55 years old, married for 23 years... and i have a 23 y.o. gf
>only had sex a total of 2 times since then
Probably the sandals making you look gay
have gf, my body.
>natty
Bull shit, you chalky faggot.
She only wants your money and to be seen in the 68 Mustang you bought for your midlife crisis.
Bullshit, or post pic of your gf,
Jesus what a dilf
Seriously though keep it up you look great, I'm tired of all these old people always coming up with excuses not to even try to workout or eat healthier
Lol, he's obviously cycled
LMFAO i only ride a bike andi don't own a car, she loves my dick. you jelly faggot?
thanks, i agree. no excuses right?
Lol straight trolling. Post a pic of you with your gf, you lying sack of shit
55 y.o.
Has to resort to calling someone a faggot.
Nice life, midlife.
Not sure why it's that hard to believe. I'm not that shredded or that big. I'm only 180lbs @ 6'0. But thanks, I think? I really havent progressed at all since like Jan, just a tiny bit bigger/stronger. If I was roiding, id have made actual gains.
I'm at my limit. I count all my macros, never cheat meal/never drink, etc. It's a big reason I broke up with my ex.
>samefagging
Next level bait. You can't get that dry without cycling.
Are my traps big? srs.
Not tensing, just lifting head out of frame (so slight neck tense, but no trap flex)
6'2 175 lbs
Currently in a relationship
I'm 156 lbs 5'6, 10/10 gf
Thanks man, I think. But really it's just lighting/pump in my Jan shredded pic. My last pic is how I look without uber lighting. I swear I'm leaner now than I ever have been, i'm starting to get calf veins and multiple bicep veins on my pumps, but I cant compare shots without finding another god-like lighting area. I need to go find another H&M changing room, rofl.
I really am natty. I have been training my ass off for 4 months, with like perfect diet/sleep, and you can see i've made almost 0 progress. =/
You got bane potential if you start diddylifting heavy.
When did you plan ongoing for your first gym session?
>5'11"
>167
More than gf now
Checking in, no gf in sight. Have several that want to date me and tinder is literally an infinite well thirsty qt's throwing themselves at me, but I'm still mourning the one that got away over half a year ago. Seriously thought we were gonna get married and every girl I've met since seems like nothing compared to her. Just gonna take some more time I suppose, keep chilling on my balcony till then.