FUCK this motherfucker. Seriously, fuck him. Look what he has done. I can't fucking believe it. This fucking son of a bitch has ruined search results and research on Sargon of Akkad for the rest of time. This pretentious fat fuck could've named himself literally anything besides Sargon of Akkad like "King of Akkad" or "Sargon of Britain", but no, he had to name himself literally word-for-word after a great historical figure like some autist with zero self-awareness.
Even spergs like 'PrinceOfMacedon' or 'HeirOfCarthage' knew to name themselves something in REFERENCE to the historical figure they worship, not literally word-for-word. Carl "I am basically Socrates" Benjamin only gets away with it because a lot of ignorant people don't even know who Sargon of Akkad was, so now they associate his name first and foremost with this fat british quarter-black fuck. Now even Google does it. Thanks for making research on a historical figure much more difficult you fat fuck, all because you wanted to name yourself after your favourite superhero.
Ryan Lee
sargon the great is still clean retardo
Benjamin Bell
>English The perfidious albion strikes again.
Juan Ortiz
I'm sure it will be back to normal in like 100 years. This guy is doesn't really deserve to be remembered.
Jace Bennett
>I'm sure it will be back to normal in like 100 years And you would consider that acceptable?
Ayden Myers
>2017 >not knowing how to use a search engine
Alexander Ortiz
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James Nguyen
You don't shit on my boi!
Jason Powell
No, I don't and it actually makes me quite angry to tarnish a name like that. However I don't like getting too angry about things which are not really in my control, unless you want me to kill him and blow up Google's servers or something, but i'm not really willing to do either.
Jose Ross
Wow wow hold up. When did he say "I am basically Socrates"?
Luis King
The absolute state of youtube. Back to phishing for bob vagene pics it is then.
Levi Wright
>McAfee
Jayden Carter
DuckDuckGo is still normal
Jonathan Richardson
>one outlier proves the whole test wrong
literally not an argument
duckduckgo is better than google 90% of the time
Christopher Davis
Just don't give any attention to it, or you become a pawn. Many of the people searching Sargon don't know or care about the e-celebrity (which by the way mods have really failed to stop, the turning of this site into an e-celeb / twitter news board). If you don't know why this is a top result, you must be new to the Internet. Google owns YouTube and it is will known that they tamper with results in favor of or against certain content, and the e-celebrity likely has a deal with YouTube. This is not a conspiracy theory as they have two kinds of YouTube accounts now, free ones and bribery-based premium ones for any of the thousands of schmucks using YouTube as a TV channel now.
Do not give recognition to this stuff. If it wasn't for people here complaining about the e-celebrity I would've never heard of him. But Google/YouTube must really want him to be famous if they think we're stupid enough to believe the #1 search result being the e-celebrity is legitimate. For that matter, seeing how literally every result has had Wikipedia at the top like that's somehow hard to reach, even when Wikipedia was less famous than now, makes you wonder the real reason why Wikipedia literally begs people for money now and what they're using it for.
Doesn't DuckDuckGo use Google's results?
Sebastian Sanchez
Only if you use a search + !g
Owen Ross
You think it's bad having Sumerian history getting appropriated by youtube e-celeb bullshit?
Try Sumerian history getting appropriated by ayyfags
Jason Russell
>anal vore
Julian Bennett
you intentionally opened up e621 to make that screenshot you fuckhead
Elijah Rodriguez
The guy didn't know he was gonna be a yotuber with 500k subscribers when he made his account.
Cooper Morris
>blow up Google's servers Kill the management of Microsoft while you're at it, yeah?
Christopher Martinez
>thats the joke
Daniel Brooks
No that was molymeme
Dominic Williams
you got some high quality porn taste user.
Nolan Thompson
but then how will I stream on mixxer?
Isaiah Harris
More like 10 max
Juan Rogers
Are you jealous?
William Parker
I wish Sargon stopped fucking around and went along with the DnD campaign he's talked about. He looks like he would make a good DM, and without cancerous players the likes of Critical Role.
Dylan Cook
t. Can't enjoy RP without shoving his politics into it.
Adrian Smith
What? He always complains about people shoving modern politics entertainment in general. I'd like to think he isn't a hypocritical fuck who would do the same.
