What does Veeky Forums think of Austria-Hungary

What does Veeky Forums think of Austria-Hungary

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It's the eternal meme

A prime example of the failure of multiculturalism and diversity

Aesthetic borders, doomed to fail

Rightful German, Hungarian and Serbian clay.

Biggest meme in Europe.
>ywn shoot your own men
>ywn march straight to serbias artillery training ground

A prime victim of Nationalism's autism.

I'm glad all those nationalists fucks that made life hell for the Habsburgs are third-world European countries now known only for cheap hookers.

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Everything that went wrong over the centuries in Central/Eastern Europe suddenly merging in one unholy bloated but strangely attractive mess.

prison of nations or glorious union punching well above their weight?

It was bound to die because of nationalism, German betraying it and annexing the German speaking parts or another power weakening it so it’s destroyed

>It was inevitable because of muh nationalism.
t. Brainlets.

The War did Austria-Hungary in.

The war is what mainly done them in I agree but ethnic nationalism or desire to be part of another country was going to cause the empire lots of internal issues until it was seriously weakened

Probably or probably not. We do not live in that timeline. So blaming nationalism for its demise ends up as guesswork.

>The second cardinal tragedy was the complete break-up of the Austro-Hungarian Empire by the Treaties of St. Germain and Trianon. For centuries this surviving embodiment of the Holy Roman Empire had afforded a common life, with advantages in trade and security, to a large number of peoples, none of whom in our own time had the strength or vitality to stand by themselves in the face of pressure from a revivified Germany or Russia.All these races wished to break away from the Federal or Imperial structure, and to encourage their desires was a deemed a liberal policy. The Balkanisation of South-eastern Europe proceeded apace, with the consequent relative aggrandisement of Prussia and the German Reich, which, though tired and war-scarred, was intact and locally overwhelming. There is not one of the peoples or provinces that constituted the Empire of the Habsburgs to whom gaining their independence has not brought the tortures which ancient poets and theologians had reserved for the damned. The noble capital of Vienna, the home of so much long-defended culture and tradition, the centre of so many roads, rivers, and railways, was left stark and starving, like a great emporium in an impoverished district whose inhabitants have mostly departed.

t. Churchill

Unironically pinnacle of European civilisation.

Seems comfy and powerful, but I guess It was a giant with clay feet.

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this gay homosex doomed AH

the war did do them in for sure, but they had endless internal problem that were basically frozen in place without resolution by 1914. they badly needed habsburg with some serious vision for the country, and the last one that actually did was joseph II. franz-josef was okay but uninspired, and all the younger ones actually seem worse.

Ome of the greatest Empires that had a great future as a strong multilingual monarchy until a retarded Serbiafanfag shot Franz Ferdinand with all the reform ideas A-H needed. Ironically he shot the guy who wanted to grant the southern slavs as mich rights as the Hungarians... oh sad sad irony.

franz ferdinand was even more absolutist than franz-josef. franz-josef could keep that rickety ship alive but franz ferdinand would have sank it quick. might have been able to keep slovenia and croatia as part of austria though.

The Poles were as nationalist as anyone but were pretty supportive of Austria-Hungary.

How come?

Well, it could have been worse for them, they could've been part of G*rmany or R*ssia

Austria-Hungary, Imperial Germany and Imperial Russia have without a doubt the most aesthetic borders in human history.

1) They had significant political and cultural autonomy, could use their own language in education and administration, had their own assembly (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Galicia_and_Lodomeria) and so on.

2) The "problematic Slavs" issue was mostly because Hungarians were left in charge with many of them (which the Poles weren't) and because of Russian-inspired pan-Slavism (which the Poles were hostile to).

3) They were (or their elites anyway) a society of Catholic landowners which fit right in with AH elites, many Poles made careers in the Austrian administration, they were ministers and so on.

>give Huns power
>they brutally oppress minorities and opposition
>be the aggressor of the greatest war to date (also be the weakest of the European powers)
>total defeat
>peace treaty dissolves that rotten 'empire'
>but muh borders and history

>The Balkanisation of South-eastern Europe proceeded apace

>The Balkanisation of Balkan.
Yeah, which retarded online meme did you copy this from?

>Ironically he shot the guy who wanted to grant the southern slavs as mich rights as the Hungarians... oh sad sad irony.

Serbia was a sovereign country at the time, you imbecile. It's like saying fighting Wehrmacht was wrong because the Nazis would treat British as their equals.

You're making zero sense faggot. How is the sovereign status of Serbia related at all? It's not like they were at war when they murdered the Austro-Hungarian heir.

>He unironically thinks a multinational empire comprising of separate ethnic homelands is an appropriate comparison to modern multiculturalism

It was never going to survive any big crisis like WW1
Franz Joseph didn't deserve this, though

>There were two times when Franz Joseph dis irreversible damage to Austria-Hungary. The first time through his youth, the second time through his old age.
Franz Joseph contributed a good part to the downfall

The surviving embodiment of the what now?

I wish it was still a thing.
t.Hungarian

The irony was that while Franz was rough around the edges. He did not believe the Empire could get any bigger. And more importantly it needed political reform badly to survive the 20th and 21st century. But with his death nothing came of it as the war was later declared. Dooming the Empire & Kingdom.

Franz Ferdinand I meant sorry for that.

Jesus Christ, look at that.

Not a single useless European microstate in between.

>rough around the edges
Everyone fucking hated the guy and he was reportedly a fucking dick to everyone.
That said, he had the right idea in my opinion, concerning the federalization of the empire. First he only wanted to give power to a third unified slavic state, which was opposed by the hungarians, serbs, and within the court too. He also wanted to take away the special status of hungary. I'm not an expert on this subject, but I suppose the end goal was to have a bunch of equal states within the empire with representation, which, honestly, sounds pretty amazing, even if it would've meant that the hungarians would've lost some priviliges and some clay.
I honestly think that the fully realized and modernized united states of greater austria would've been capable of even winning WW1.
Feels bad that it didn't happen though.
t.Hungarian

Atrocity which needed to be partitioned by Russians, Germans and Italians.

someone should write an alternate history series about the USGA

That is straight from The Second World War by Churchill himself

>The Hun and literal Hun empire

i think about what could have been if it wasn't for one autistic serb

>separate ethnic homelands
u wat m8, see the pic:

please come back

we didnt know how good we had it

t. croat

Good luck handling revolts in Czechia after stealing half of our territory and giving it to Krauts and Better Krauts.

Why were the Hungarians such perfidious little shits?

Do serbs try to meme this out? Do you think Austro Hungary fell because one assassination? Are there such braintlets in this world?

But it's not the same thing, you fucking ape

>your territory
How the fuck is it your territory when there are German's living there? There's a reason Britain and France were willing to go along with the Munich Agreement because they realized how much of a meme your country was. All of the Sudetenland and Austria should have been united with Germany after WWI which is just common sense.

wew

In truth it was a glorious and prosperous empire done in by a war

Do you think it would be better than independence?

the problem isn't the czechs, the problem is the meme of nation-states. the german minorities in czechia were treated extraordinarily well in czechoslovakia. The republic itself was multicultural and multiethnic and it did very well that way until the nazis partitioned it. Also, as was clear as day in 1919 and in the Czech crisis, Sudetenland has huge strategic and economic value. Without the sudetenland the Czechs lost all of their strategic defenses. This is exactly why when Hilter invaded Czechia in early 1939 after having already gotten the Sudetenland, the Czechs surrendered immediately without a shot fired.

What was its navy like? I know Miklos Horthy was an admiral in it

Love it, if they had offered to give Italy some territory they might've even gone on to win WW1

Empress Sisi a cute.

>you should be allowed to annex half of the countries you have borders with because your people spread like vermin and their original homeland is too poor

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>When you realize that Germanics and Magyars, the master race cluster comprising the powerfully beating heart of Magna Evropa, are two sides of the same coin and destined for each other

Pre-Vienna borders were more aesthetic desu.

t. Andrei Tatarescu

Shut the fuck up.

>tfw I grew up where the three borders met

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I used to go fishing off the Russian corner and have barbecues there.

a meme designed to dominate the adriatic only, but couldn't really do that either. fun fact, they once had a naval fight with italy, were out of ammo and options, so they rammed an italian ship with one of their own and sunk it. this set off a trend of new ships being built with rams