>Be Danish shipbuilder, 1698 >Stand a proud 5'6", standard height for a grown man of the time >Hungry because you shared 2 herrings and half a loaf of bread with your wife and 8 children last night >ThankGodImNotACatholicOrElseIdBePoor lol >Boss tells you there's a new guy starting today >Suddenly three gold embroidered carriages roll up flanked by streltsy >Out of the last one steps a 6'8" man reeking of vodka at 8am >"Hello fellow Westerner, my name is Pytor Roman...berg. I am also an unemancipated peasant slave. I have come to learn secrets of shipbuilding from my fellow Westerners. I too grew up in a country with a Baltic port. Please remind me of shipbuilding secrets." >A midget tries to escape from the carriage but Pytor kicks it shut >"Kids these days, da?"
I think it's about the legend of Peter the Great going to Western Europe disguised as a normal person so he could learn valuable info about things like shipbuilding.
Dominic Wright
Was Peter the ultimate chad for his time?
Joshua Garcia
cool story OP
Easton Moore
Slavic autism at its finest
Lucas Wood
>staging fake battles between western style and russian style armies >no one dies but somehow western style comes on top >HERE IS PROOF DA
Truly the worst westaboo that ever lived
Jacob Reed
Nie
Peter the Great Virgin >has to use disguise while leave borders of his country >has to learn how to build ship >his wife is lowborn >his wife cuck him and he know about it >so frustrated he killed his own son >unnaturally tall and skinny >has to made up title
August the Strong Chad >has his own principality in the west >never has to hide in his life >married to emperor's daughter >lead protestant fracion in >H >R >E even tho he is Catholic (Corpus Evangelicorum) >He was elected to become king because he is so awsom >he cuck his own wife >something around 200 bastard, he has never seen most of them
Lucas Butler
*teleports behind son*
nothinisky personalov kid
Nathan Williams
peter killed his son too It is old russian tradition
Isaac Butler
Dude war
Wyatt Gomez
I read that he posed as "Duc du Nord", so still fairly ranked nobility. Also that he fooled nobody
Liam Miller
>The time when Russians were westaboos and Poles were islamboos What happened, Veeky Forums?
Jackson Morales
all embrace me
Jaxson Bell
>Poles were islamboos
Ian Butler
Poles were Romanbos and Sarmatianbos. Heck some were even Macedonianbos.
Ethan Powell
I think your mixing in some Ivan IV and Nicholai II
