Is there any country with a more pathetic history?

>Conquistadors conquer Aztecs as Aztecs conquered their neighbors
>Waah it wasn't fair it was genocide
>Texas gains independence
>Waah it doesn't count because Santa Anna was FORCED to sign the treaty
>America annexes Texas as Texas wishes
>Waah imperialism! Imperialism! Conquering our clay
>US buys land from Mexico once Mexico stops waging war
>Waah the rest was still unfair Imperialism
>Literally cannot self govern and descends into even more of an uninhabitable shithole
>Waah it was all US' fault they did all of this
I can't find a single point in history where Mexico wasn't playing the victim and bringing everything bad upon itself.

It's a shit country full of brown mestizos pretending to be white. It's so shit that their own government kills protesters from time to time yet they don't care because they are too busy watching TV.

The thin is, they have no identity, they never had. All their "culture" is just a cheap copy from spanish culture, even their beauty standards, the way their women use makeup, all is a copy from the spanish.

Those retards even sold their territory after losing the war against the USA (which made them lost a lot of territory) and they still complain.

>Gains independence
>Viva la Mexico--Wait how do we run this place?
>Political instability for centuries

>damn dude we have no identity what do we do?
>let's pretend we are all spaniards since all the ones who rule this country are criollos
>alright man!

>fuck, this didn't went good, what do we do now?
>most of us are mestizos now, I guess we should larp as the indigenous people
>lmao no let's create a new culture and kill indians

>fucking crap Benito, that didn't went good
>alright dude, let's copy everything from the USA and keep some dumb shit like Dia de Los Muertos and pretend is a unique day only in Mexico while pretty much tens of countries do the same and the only reason it's popular it's because our people are all going to the USA
>Benito tu of genio

United Statians are an order of magnitude more pathetic.

As a Nahuaboo this makes me upset but I can't dispute it. Post-Columbian Mexico is a fucking shithole. The worst part is when socialists make up bullshit about the native history and larp as indigenous people. At least have some respect for the good parts of your country's history.

if mexico sold land to the US why are they butthurt about it in current year

Not even close pedro

you now remember habsburg prince

>United Statians
Guess how I know you're from a Latin American shithole?

What is sad , it that the country could really became great , but whatewer after choose franc macon over honnest emperor they get was they deserve

I mean it is easy mode but
>Haiti

The Spanish shouldn't have raped them. Genocide would be better than modern Mexico.

Mexico from 1500-1823 was described by almost everyone as a really developed and nice place. It had its issues but it was probably more developed than some countries in Europe. Post independence Mexico is a shit show though.

Foods good though. But even then, their best food comes from America.

Exactly what i was thinking.

Main problems in Mexico aside from drugs and corruption:
All innovation is owned by universities and not private entities.
Oil is a public entity
Aristocratic privilege- there are people who believe they shouldn't have to work because they have colored eyes.

>Latin America
>Latin
How dare they insult the name of Rome?

Why do leftist worship Mexico?

I've never seen one desu. Who the fuck even worship Mexico anyway?

I never realized how Mexico has been slapped around by it's neighbor so much in it's short history... I wonder if they will ever be a respectable nation

stfu we´re Rome grandchildren

>The US is shifting ti have 30% spic population
>Mexico keeps popping babies like crazy while recieving central American inmigrants
>Diversified economy
>Leader of the pacific alliance
Their relations with the US will become better the more spicified the country becomes and the country is going to grow demographically while having a higher GDP per capita. If they don't fuck it up they could become one of the 8 most powerful countries in the world

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>that didn't went good

>t. Amerimutt who is assmad he is getting conquered by pacoland
Your children will speak Spanish.

The hilarious about the Texas revolt was that Mexico had every advantage to win it. The US had no legal justification to officially involve themselves, and the Tejanos didn't really care, so Texas' army was just a rag tag bunch of former Americans who had lived in Mexican territory for a while and we're fighting an almost impossible war. Mexico's military leadership was just so utterly retarded they progressively created sympathizers with the Texan revolt because Santa Anna was a flamboyant narcissist who thought it best to show off strength by killing innocent civilians.

The Texas Revolution is in some ways more interesting than the American Revolution.

Citation needed

Blame americans for using a linguistic term as if it's ethnic

Because it was sold at gunpoint

>Aristocratic privilege- there are people who believe they shouldn't have to work because they have colored eyes.
It's fairly awe inspiring just how deep the legacy of the casta system still runs in modern Latin America and how rarely it's talked about.

>Because it was sold at gunpoint

As were many land acquisitions by many countries at the time. It's Mexico's fault that they were ass at playing the legal war game. The US did the same thing to France by buying the Louisiana Purchase, but France was smart enough to know that they had no real means of stopping the US from just taking it by force, so they just took the deal. Mexico continually tried to dispute US land claims without having the military power to challenge them, and kept eating bait laid by the US to justify taking even more land.

Git gud.

People over here lose their shit when you mention privatization.

Our next president is Maduro on steroids.