Stockfag Thread

Here is the situation

>be me
>taking stock investing class in college
>got 100 on recent exam, nice
>teacher tells us to join investopedia game
>tommorow the game begins
>says whoever accumulates the most wealth gets extra points
>my nerd senses kick in

So I need your help. Please give me stocks that will be good profitable

>also pic unrelated

We ain't here to do your homework you lil bitch

equifax is due for a HUGE rally

Can you trade on ASX my friend?
I am HODLING TAR (Taruga Gold Limited)
I've got a few good reasons why it could double within the next month :)

But of course crypto is much more fun, so many short term trades to be made!

kakakakaka

Then why didntoybreplynto this thread

Can you put links to this event?

>Can you trade on ASX my friend?
Yes
And thanks for stock pick, and I didn't join crypto class haha

Go all in on TQQQ+SOXL and forget about it.

Put it in shitcoins and call your teacher a faggot

who are you quoting?

Google penny stock and pray.

all in on shopify.

dont 500% in the last 1.5 years, literally the next amazon

if I had a gf with an ass like that i'd be content to do nothing but worship it everyday for the rest of my life

I need more of this for my volleyball folder

you bozos don't understand... when you post these pics here... i don't read what your dumb ass it typing
but damn girl
yum

Go all in on DRYS

...

>stock investing
>accumulates most wealth gets extra points
>nerd senses kick in

>asks for help on biz


mfw

ya they hold 90 percent of all credit reports. there whole data base got hacked like 2 weeks ago. no worries you can go to equifax and put in your ss number and id info into the website and see if you have been effected.

MTCB, that shit is going to the fucking moon!

Just go all in on that shit.

Invest all in bitcoins.

Game won.

buy TEVA

DRYS

Ok thanks!

No coins, just stocks

Myself

Haha, can you give me specific?

Ok, thanks m8

Lel go to sexy beautiful women than

Sounds good m8

I played that fucking game in highschool. figured out a glitch where it would update 15mins after stock market change, increase my portfolio 50% in like 4 days . normies were impressed

We'll, biz is about business, and stocks are business related, so what's the problem

Put it all in the most volatile penny stocks you can find.

Thanks herr dokterr

All in it is

No coins allowed

Some safe stocks I'd recommend are
>ISHARES U.S. MEDICAL DEVICES ETF
>VANGUARD GLOBAL EX-U.S. REAL ESTATE ETF
>MASTERCARD INCORPORATED CLASS A
>BOEING COMPANY
>BLUE BUFFALO PET PRODUCTS INC

If you want to rocket to the moon or crash and burn I'd check out
>YERR - Yangtze River Development Ltd
It's been making insane gains over the past year I've been following it, but it's not as stable as other stocks.

Good luck in your class uni-friend.

DRYS, nigga, DRYS.

amd stock, buy at 12.75 or less. Sell for above 13.

Rinse and repeat.

Holy shit what's so good about DRYS

Thanks for the help comrade

Got it

>stock trading game
kys

1000% returns and zero risk. A very honest-looking Greek dude turned me on to it.

sauce?

Ok man. Where to look?

bro if you pick those stock your teacher will look at you like an idiot.

If you wanted to go the "safe" route, just buy S&P 500.

If you want to go the "stock picker" route, buy shit that actually might moon during the time frame.

>bro if you pick those stock your teacher will look at you like an idiot.
the discussion that he went on Veeky Forums and asked would be a good listen

This is literally the worst advice possible. the S&P 500? What the fuck why would you pick that lmao. OP is trying to win a game using imaginary money. And you're telling him to buy a grandfather portfolio so he can secure his position in the middle of the class? OP needs to buy the riskiest stocks he possibly can, otherwise he will lose to some dork who did that and got lucky.

I know you said the "safe" route and mentioned another one as an alternative. But the S&P 500 is the safest way to lose this.

Buy the stock for the manfacturer of every gun used in the LV shooting

How can you buy an index?

Can someone provide a list?

Yeah, game ends in January, so I need good short term or good stock with 1-month yield

Of course

OK OP, I'll help you out here because it is clear you are a young, naive kid.
firstly, whats wrong is that one of the most important rules of Veeky Forums is always do opposite of what Veeky Forums says, always. so this is probably the worst place to go for advice.

finally, with that said you have two options:

Option A:
do what this user said
Option B:
buy Lockheed, they just released footage of their based Athena project, and all is well.

goodluck
/thread

Thanks user, and I am not a college, I'm in college

Lol back when I did this in high school some fucker went all-in on Green Mountain Coffee right before Keurig...literally 2x moon mission one night in December

Id buy bitbean

Drys at least before it gets suspended by the SEC

you missed the BITCF boat by a couple months there was a 6000% gainer