Are women from Venus?

Are men from Mars?

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no, women are from jupiter because they're stupid-er

Stupid-er? Haha

Actually women are from Venus.
Why? Because we are Brighter.

You mean bright-er. Haha

burning hotter != brighter

Women go to college. Presumably to get more knowledge.
Knowledge means dick.

yes the space travel tech was lost after the hyper war

so is it realistically possible to have space ships to live in venus' buoyant oxygen rich atmosphere before terraforming the planet?

Dunno but I do know boys go to Jupiter to get more Stupider

Oy, oy.

This

in 10,000 years maybe

Ooo... Men so tiny. Haha

They are indeed. Anyone who has had the luxury of being in relationships with women know that we are mostly the same, but we are different in all the ways that matter.

Absolutely. I am from Venus.
I am the bright morning star.

LOL! Wimin!

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Fpbp

>how can martians compete ?

Tell them their enhancement is working.
It didn't of course, Martians are still tiny.

any Real men here? Doubt it.
bunch of Pencil dicks, haha

why so long?

Like their planet

So short? So quick?

OwO what's this?
*Probes Uranus*

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There you go.
Women Are from Venus, Men Are from Mars. Proven above.

>when fpbp

Well, at least we're not toxic.

They're not from Mars, but they do go to Mars to get more smarts.

[spoiler]Women go to Jupiter[/spoiler]

I only now realized the phrase is a referenc to the Roman gods, Venus and Mars. Venus = Love, Mars = War.

FPBP

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take your (You), you bastard

Brings me right back to the kindergarten playground

SHE'S GOT IT
YEAH BABY SHE'S GOT IT
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>we
having a feminine penis doesnt make you a girl

>people unironically praising a schoolyard taunt
I know where I am, but I didn’t even think this place could sink this low

We Are The Planets (song)
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I like rap

How the fuck did this thread get 30 replies

fucking idiots like you
keep posting replies

Shove that stupid philosophy up your goddamn arse.
(The rhymes of hate)

Don't you see how that was hypocritical of you to reply with that

John Gray's?

fair enough, true (sorry)

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I'm not so sure, Philosophy

>Virgin Mars
>Chad Earth

still better than the v*gan thread lmao

Why aren't food threads relegated to ck?

I LIKE THAT SONG
THIS SONG ALSO

Hey John Gray

What do Homosexual brains look like?
What do Bisexual brains look like?

Thank You

fuckin funny

Is shit from Uranus?
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