It causes your body to dry out, and then produce more oil than you naturally do. Which forces you to shower more. Trapping you in a cycle of over washing.
It varies somewhat, but you can be clean by bathing as little as twice a week.
1. Replace all your harsh soaps with stuff that's milder and better for your skin. You probably don't want to cowash but at least change to a sulphate-free shampoo. Invest in a good conditioner.
2. When you get out of the shower, apply moisturizer while you skin is still damp (not soaking. Dry yourself a bit.)
3. If you don't use one already, make sure your deodorant contains an antiperspirant. Apply before you go to bed in addition to in the morning (and after you bathe).
4. You will still have to wash your face daily. I recommend washing with just water and applying moisturizer in the morning, and then a mild cleanser and moisturizer before bed.
5. Your skin and hair will have to adjust. Don't jump in the shower as soon as you get greasy. Maybe plan your non-shower days for when you don't have to go out.
Christian Cook
Smelly motherfucker.
Christopher Campbell
>he still uses shampoo
Jason James
If you are fat or brown don't do this. Yall smelly motherfuckers should be showering every hour.
Jacob Turner
Gross man. Even my cat washes herself every day.
Dylan Jackson
>walking around with shit on your ass from not washing daily. >not washing the gel out of your head daily.
Josiah Anderson
>not drying out your skin to avoid clogged pores.
Andrew Murphy
>not waxing your ass hair >using any kind of styling gel or pomade
any tips on how to make face washing less messy? I moisturize after morning shower and use a good cleanser but at night I'm not going to take a second shower unless I really am messy, and am forced to wash my face in the sink, leaving a shit ton of water splashed around everywhere
Aaron Gonzalez
what are your sources for this advice?
Asher Cox
Using antiperspirant is horrible for your body. It's a chemical reaction to your body's action that's going against your body. I only buy deodorant and never get anything with an antiperspirant in it. I can't source it but I heard it causes bad shit when you grow up. Best just to shower like an adult
Jackson Fisher
read any fucking guide on skincare
Daniel Diaz
I shower daily and my nose and forehead get all oily after like 4 hours after showering and I gotta wash it again and then it's good for the rest of the day. Annoying as fuck.
Isaac Kelly
axillary sweat glands account for 2-3% of total area. Using an antiperspirant will hardly make a dent in your health, the aluminum reacts with your sweat to form a plug in those sweat glands .
You'd think that for an item that millions of people use every day, there would be more evidence of health problems linked to antiperspirants.
inb4 some sugar eating fatass blames his alzheimers on the aluminum in his speed stick
Luis Wright
>causes your body to dry out >implying I take hot showers >implying I even use my hot water knob at all.
>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you can to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. Two reasons:
>1. Discipline >2. Mental toughness
>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated, especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.
Brandon Bailey
Why chance it?
Jeremiah White
>Not owning and using a bidet I don't know how you plebs even live
Jayden Murphy
Especially and
Grayson Barnes
Goddamn it Pajeet.
Benjamin King
Wash your face in the kitchen sink Thank me later
Camden Sanchez
You're retarded, you're just replacing regular showers/bathing with other products.
Shower daily with water ONLY, and then abandon all the bullshit soaps/shampoos/conditioners/moisturizer that the jews are selling you.
Samuel Reyes
can't wait till you fucks have a job
Adrian Stewart
>using soap and shampoo at all OLIVE OIL AND SEA WATER
Get a strigil too if you're hardcore
Alexander Roberts
>le always shower after a shit meme >what is cleaning your fucking ass
Leo Campbell
whatever retard brought this... thing into existence needs to be shot and thrown in a landfill with the other trash
Jeremiah Brooks
my bidet still requires me to wipe. It doesn't clean my butt enough, I don't know why. Maybe my ass is too hairy and because of that the water jet isn't enough?
Noah Mitchell
>poorly attempts to be healthier with this advice >tells people to use cancer inducing antiperspirant
Sebastian Myers
kek so hard
Blake Sanchez
>having a gf This is where ya blew it, m8
Christopher Walker
>tfw shower twice a day and pajeet is trying to tell us to shower twice a week Fucking christ stay away from people you disgusting subhuman
Lucas Nguyen
dude i think i lost my sides
Jason Evans
>can't back up sources >expects people to do his work for him I can tell you never went to a university
Nathaniel Morris
>he fell for the razor meme >he doesn't get rid of his body hair with cat shit
Sebastian Garcia
I have a buzzcut do I even need to wash my head? I think im wasting money on fucking shampoo.
>tfw no qt to rest head on bosom while she gags and degrades your hygiene.
Henry Harris
I just shower in cold water after I lift / run and that's it. Shampoo for men is a meme and I use soap like once in a couple weeks to get rid of those nasty ass dirt patches on your arms and calves. Put some deodorant every morning and thats it.
Cooper Clark
i liked this thanks this
Justin Bailey
Hello Pahjeet
Juan Barnes
Cats are pussies tho
William Baker
I tried sulfate free shampoo for a month.
My hair was gross-ish the entire time.
So I did sulfate-free for 6 days a week.
My hair still sucked.
Finally gave up today actually.
Isaac Williams
I'm probably gonna have to use head and shoulders everyday for the rest of my life. Like seriously if I miss a day, my scalp becomes red in some areas. Actually waiting for enough hair to fall out for me to finally just go full bald and see if that helps.
Dominic Russell
Autism: the post
Samuel Brooks
new: the post
Jayden Wilson
Fuck off PAJEET
John Gomez
i just shower daily with water only and dont use other products (except sunscreen) and girls always tell me i smell nice and that my hair is great dont fall for the cosmetics jew
Cooper Wilson
Real people in the real world actually break a sweat five days a week while you're sedentarily shitposting on a spalengoth squendletch sumpterfanteria. I wash my balls with pumice soap.
William Thomas
POO IN LOO O O I N L O O
Juan Howard
I shower once every two to three days. I just don't sweat enough to be dirty because office job.
Henry Hill
I walked to work today and my back and arm pits soaked in sweat. Gotta shower twice every day.
Aaron Hill
>It causes your body to dry out, and then produce more oil than you naturally do. Which forces you to shower more.
I know it's probably not how you meant it, but this always bugs me when I read it. It doesn't force you to shower more, it forces you to continue showering just as much -- once per day.
Cooper Long
Bidets mildy disgust me. Why would i want to shit, soak my arsehole, then pukl up my pants and underwear and feel all wet between my cheeks. Toilet paper is so much better and comfortable
Evan Nguyen
>Washing face everyday Good luck looking like Darth Sion
Justin Turner
You've never had a physical job have you?
Connor Allen
Nice swamp ass op
Ethan Anderson
You're not serious right?
Oliver Wright
I guess I'm not currently in university then. Thank you for your psychoanalysis based on some text from a Mongolian horticulture imageboard
What sources would you like to see?
I guess we should spend all our time worrying about our muscles and not the skin that protects them. Ya got me
Kayden Roberts
>being a wageslave means you shouldn't care about your body and health
Remember what's important...
Hunter Anderson
Only time I ever used a bidet was when I was in Cambodia where toilet paper cost more then water. What third world country do you live in again user?
Xavier White
>reading comprehension
Oliver Hall
Trips confirmed smelly virgin
Adam Smith
Lol this is like 25% right and then just ridiculous.
First off, yeah you don't want to wash your whole body with soap and hot water every single day let alone multiple times a day. Your skin produces that oil and shit for good reasons.
I shower most days, but I just use warm water. I just rub my hands around and get rid of the excess dirt and shit that I pick up during the day and really get in there for my pits and undercarriage of course. I soap those areas maybe once a week and soap the rest of my body whenever I get dirty enough to need it. Usually like once or twice a month.
1: gay and unnecessary. Just get a bunch of bars of soap and be done with it. Maybe some hair conditioner for special occasions if you're too good for olive oil. The idea should be to get some lipids back in your hair after you wash them all out with a soap. It don't matter what kind of soap it is, fancy shampoo or a straight bar of Dial, it does the same shit.
2: Or just don't scrub off your protective oil layer on a daily basis. This will also make your skin look and feel healthier.
3. Jesus fuck no. Just use an alcohol based deodorant. That antiperspirant shit fucks you up and doesn't work for shit if you sweat with any amount of gusto. Just shoving metal in your pores because commercials are telling you that sweating is gross. Just don't smell bad while you do it lol, that's all anyone can ask of you. If you wash your pits with just water you'll get rid of the vast majority of the bacteria that make you smelly, soap will crush them, and deodorant (which is an alcohol based product) basically sanitized your armpit until it's all evaporated or absorbed.
4. Gay, unnecessary ladyboy bullshit. Just rinse your face with water and wash it when it's dirty like the rest of your body.
5. Yeah it's probably a big change to start cleaning yourself using some common sense if you've been like surgically sanitizing yourself on a daily basis the way magazines and commercials tell you to do.
Luis Wood
You clearly never worked before And i won't take hygiene advice from a NEET
Blake Hernandez
I started using nothing but Dr. Bronner's in the shower. I used it for my hair and body.
I've been showering about 2 to 3 times a week. Been trying to get better about applying moisturizer. I use Nivea. Should I be applying it to areas besides my face?
James Howard
i enjoy showers
Cameron Stewart
apply it to your butthole so it's easier for your homosexual lover to enter you
Kayden Green
I'm white and this post annoys me Bidets are the ultimate in post-defecation; they are the only thing the arab world has right. cleaning (for the record you dry your arsehole with toilet paper after use you fucking pillock)
Andrew Gray
Use the same bar soap that you use for your body m8
Hudson Brooks
I use sodium bicarbonate ad deodorant, really effective.
Aiden Parker
exactly this
Logan Bailey
Epic
Lincoln James
Someone got [triggered]
Caleb Gray
...
Xavier Carter
Cold showers and pine tar soap. Best combo for my skin that I've found. I think the cold water is the key though.
Gavin Long
>Why of course! Hot-waterlets have no discipline nor mental toughness! Hizzah fellow cold shower taker!
Andrew Hill
That's some sweet projection. I didn't say a fucking word about 'mental toughness'.
All I said is that it helped my skin. Something to try if, like me, you struggle to find a way to keep your skin clear and matte.
Nicholas Barnes
I was just memeing but my back always has acne and I got really sunburnt and now it's mostly gone. Trading one skin damage for another skin damage.
Jason Howard
Is this bait or American idiocy?
Liam Powell
at my gym its the whites and the asians that stink up the place. maybe its because there are no pajeets
Justin Long
The sun is pretty good for complexion despite what all the spergy (wear sunscreen 24/7) crowd says about sun damage.
It ages the skin sure but only if you're out in the sun 24/7. Also, blistering sunburn in adulthood doesn't really increase chances of skin cancer.
Best bet is to get some good amount of sun out of peak hours and if you're going to be out in it for a long time wear broad brimmed hats and long light fabrics that cover the skin.
Sunscreen is full of dirty chemicals that dudes want to be avoiding also. You don't need it.
Apparently salt water is also great for the skin and a lot of people with acne and shit find it clears up with regular exposure to the sea but idk about that.
Jordan Perry
I wish I had a bigger ass desu
Jose Gutierrez
This I live only for long hot showers
John Torres
enjoy the skin cancer
Alexander Johnson
>hot showers Kek I'll bet you wear jeans and read fiction afc.
Parker Harris
Tbh, I had no idea it people use toilet paper to dry after bidet. Now I find the whole concept much more appealing and sanitary.
Levi Richardson
I dry with a towel, otherwise you have to use too much toilet paper.
Justin Fisher
Cumskins always smell like cum. What do asians smell like though? Rice? Pee? Math textbooks?
Caleb Powell
>work fastfood >greasy 8.5 hours a day >get home at 11:30pm >sleep without shower >break out in pimples
Brody Reyes
is that a single or multiple use towel?
Noah Bell
Shut the fuck up. I HAVE to shower at least twice a day. Physically demanding job + gym = Sweating the river nile.
Nicholas Watson
Multiple, no need to throw away and waste more. Your ass will be clean though, so don't worry about the towel. It's just as when you come out of the shower and dry your ass.
Cooper Mitchell
okay. I can get BEHIND that
Thomas Green
...
Jeremiah Hill
I used to have the same problem, use a wet washcloth instead of splashing water
Elijah Kelly
Underrated post
Evan Stewart
That's why I shower every other day
Who /CAdrought/ here?
Nicholas Hill
i only shower on days i leave the house, which is 3 or 4 a week right now.
when i shower i don't use soap or shampoo.
and i use deodorant, not antiperspirant.
Lincoln Peterson
this is fine too actually
Ayden Fisher
do you really expect me not to shower when ive been on my feet all day sweating?
Jesus all of you guys in this thread must smell horrible. I can literally smell it from my screen.
Charles Price
Yeah I guess I'll just walk around in my after work and gym sweat for 3 days straight without showering
Jacob Bennett
>shower makes your skin oily >uses deodorant which is known to block skin pores