Eternal Fat Hate Thread

>Be me
>hanging out with my dudes
>hamplanet who's friends with one of my friends walks up to us
>she dumps most of a 1 liter bottle of water
>asks why she is doing that
>she says "the water is one day old"
>you wat
>I use the California is in a drought meme as a response
>she playfully sprays me and me bros with the remaining water
>I say "THE WHALE SPLASHES"
>Shes angry
>LooksLikeATomato.jpg
>she crushes the bottle in hand and says "you are dead"
>I say "what are you going to do? Sit on me?"
>the bull, I mean cow, is ready to charge
>roundabout by yes plays
>insert "To be continued" meme

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>was 285 lbs
>hated myself of it
>lost weight
>still hate myself

the eternal fatass knows no end

Boy do I know this feel

Check out the book "Psycho-Cybernetics". It is about exactly this sort of thing by someone who knows a lot about it, and what to do to change it.

What the fuck is that?

your body shape after a can of mountain dew

>time for the money for girls covered with honey
>you lie and aspire to be as cunning
>rocking n rolling b-sized d-cup
>order the quarter deluxe, why don't you wake up?

A fat chick covered in honey.

Then you pussed out and walked away.

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Neither person in this picture has reason to be smiling.

Anyone pumped for more Fat Fabulous Life? I gotta admit this show is a guilty pleasure of mine, her entire life is just such a fucking train wreck, can't wait to see her try to explain away almost dying after 10 minutes of cardio as "fatigue" or "dehydration" or some other fat fuckery.

>They'll never televise her death

>walk into office for my college to drop off a form
>find my way into the basement, loads of different offices from all the colleges located in one area
>my eyes find one that reads "office of woman and genders studies"
>jokingly think of fat hamplanets from tumblr working it it
>suddenly
>fat chick that looks like she straight up came from a social justice warrior convention waddles out
>she's obese, wearing leggings with her FUPA hanging out in the front
>the sides of her head are shaved and the top part is a mohawk that was dyed bright green
>and of course, she's wearing bright red horn-rimmed glasses


Not really the best FPS but I find it strange that almost EVERY person I see that studies shit like that (gender studies etc.) looks fat and ugly.

youtu.be/DVvy0IbNGv8

Don't even watch the whole thing, just watch 3:00-4:30

You have never seen shit like this I can promise you

Don't make fun of Joey, he's a damaged individual just like us

this is fucked up

youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

Call and raise.

Bonus points: This guy is now dead.

Ahahahaha! That's a medical shop crane! Normally used for pulling engines and other HEAVY LOADS around the garage.

>mfw someone weighs more than a V8 engine

At least the v8 has a reason to weigh ~600 lbs, humans don't.

Unless they're some magnus ver magnusson freak, who probably puts out more HP than a V8.

Idk looks kinda fun desu senpai

When is it on/anywhere I can watch old episodes for free?
YouTube has a couple of really fucked up quality ones, but that's all I found...

Lets post some motivational pics.

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Must be an Anglo thing, I almost never see these people. I took a gender studies class last year and out of 70 people there was on true fatty, and yes, she wore a tank top to class. Half of the class looked at her weird though.
I guess The Netherlands still have huge thin privilege, kek.

There were a few white knight though, they annoyed me more. Fedora and all. One of them came to shake my hand after a discussion in class for 'taking a brave standpoint'. I wanted to punch him.

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Bless her, she looks genuinely happy. Good for her!

Any pics like this of an attractive girl? I can see massive bonrar potential

I am eating a piece of cake at this very moment

>Be a chubby shitcunt
>lose weight and lift
>become a shitcunt with abs

Profit!

cant be mad at this they are providing options for fatties that lost the abilty to stand

the japanese have a word for working yourself to to death
the germans have one for taking joy in somone elses misfortune
the eskimos have a fuckton of word for snow
americans have a word for when the area above your genitals gets fat

Post gut

this fucking feel

> Got to the point where I was really fat
> Been trying to lose weight for about 4 weeks now
> Been happy with the changes so far
> Wake up this morning
> Shit, I've slept in
> Run out the door still getting changed pretty much with a mouth full of oats
> Get halfway down the road, pass an antique shop with mirrors in the front
> See myself
> I'm wearing my old favourite shirt which I had gotten too fat for and couldn't fit in anymore
> Looks a little baggy on me if anything

I know it's not a big win and I won't be putting pictures of myself on fat recovery threads anytime soon, by by god was this a good feel.

post this to /int/

nah, just imagine a builtfat king of manlets with hairy chest

That's where it begins brah.

No you fucking own that. Making It is all about those small goals, the constant re-enforcement. Just imagine the feel when you have to buy all new shirts, when you can jog down the road with no sweat.

You'll make it brah.

no you post it

I'd take that as an exception, not the norm.

Fucking primo boys, thanks for the support, I'll see you on the other side. May your lifts be true and your PB's shattered.

we had a qt feminist waifu here at some point when Veeky Forums took part in a gender studies survey

Being overweight I can easily understand because lord knows I am no hungry skeleton but it always stumps me as to how you can get as fat as these people. Even at my worst I just wouldn't want to eat that much food.

>Be a bee
>Every day work hard for my Queen. M-maybe one day she'll notice me.
>Wake up 6am every day, fly around collecting pollen, come back to the hive at 5pm and grind to try and make honey with my bee bros.
>One day, meet female bee I might love more than my Queen.
>Tapped dat
>Tells me she's pregnant. It's ok, both caught the feels, can't wait for my new baby bee buddy to be born
>One day, I realise that me and my bee buddies did it. We made it. A whole teaspoon of honey between the 12 of us. This is our life's work.
>All for beloved Queen
>Bee buddy on the way, honey in the bank, bee wife loves me, life is good
>One day a hand reaches in, scrapes away me and my buddies' life work.
>PANIC
>Go to sting the hand
>Vision fading
>Last image in my head is of the hand stealing my life's meaning.
>G-goodbye little bee buddy... Sorry I couldn't stick around

And then this fat bitch dumps three hives worth of honey all over her jowls

pic related but in reverse

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0/10 for failing to understand the sexes of bees in a colony

Kek.

real ad

Don't try to lose weight

Just do it

also I know that feel

>tfw after you lost weight almost all your clothes are baggy
>tfw you hate clothes shopping
Fuck.

note to moms your kids might fall over dead if they dont drink sugarwater

>implying wouldn't die brave from protecting
>implying no heroes parade

It's like you don't want to make it as a noble bee warrior

Is that the survey that determined that most of Veeky Forums is 22, in college and five foot nine?

lol Im starting to fit into my old hawaii and crazy ass button up shorts from the early 00s again wich is great bc they dont even make that whack shit no more

shirts not shorts
I think I should head over to /fa maybe they can help me find new ones

but all the workers are females....
males don't do shit except try to find a queen to mate with. if they mate with a queen, they die in the process. if they fail to mate with a queen by winter, the worker bees kill the males

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Every day I count my blessings I was born into a species where the males are dominant because holy shit it could have gone really bad for me.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion

>human society
>not gynocentric

alright

At least we dont reproduce by biting onto a woman and dissolving into her until nothing but our balls are left.

That is a 100% real method of reproduction by the way.

Mechanical here. Lost my shit when I saw this.
Modern Chevy v8 is around 386 lbs with fluid. These people have no excuse.

they had to blur the soda brand so as to not get sued for associating them with this travesty

>strong womyn always compare themselves to lionesses
>none of them realize that lionesses dont do anything to stop new male pack leaders eating their children
Gives me a chuckle every time.

This Educate yourself.

After my major weight loss I donated all my fat ass clothes. My mom was pissed when she found out that expensive clothes she bought me had gone to waste. Not even happy for me.

The hidden problems of weight loss no one tells you about.

AHAHAHAHA

>donation
>waste

that's a real negative view on things.

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>tfw I don't have asswings
Will I make it, brahs?

Does anyone have the unedited version of this gif? What happened to the guy?

Pretty much, a V8 weighing in at either ~600 lbs or its leaner lighter self coming in at ~400 lbs are infinitely more useful than the hamplanets of the same weight.

>And they don't bitch about i4s having thin privilege.

You'll make it through the door at least.

>What happened to the guy?
He was flung into the twin towers, you blind?

Why does he stay on the floor after falling, fucking drama queen

Thats a bit of on exaggeration. There isnt even anyone there to see him.

>Not really the best FPS but I find it strange that almost EVERY person I see that studies shit like that (gender studies etc.) looks fat and ugly.

Because they're the dregs that are too fat, lazy and stupid to do anything of value to society.

Well I don't know where the fuck she is going with the white supremacist-angle, but holy fuck would I lose it if someone literally took my plate away while I was eating.

Not much gets me mad but people fucking with my food is a sure fire way to do it.

So is this. Advertisers laid the groundwork for our cumulative health problems decades ago.

he dead

then when are we getting the graphic, anti-obesity ads?

B-but I don't live in an animu, dentist-san?

How's he dead? He didn't hit his head or anything, he just fell.

True, but still.. Women rule with passive aggression so they won't outright kill us just yet

Sudden cardiac arrest.

Does anyone have the OP image with the captions about how many bees wasted their lives making all the honey in the image ?

well done, i'm mad now

some sensible people in the comments, that's a little reassuring

From falling? God dang.

That thing was shit that didn't happen: the post. However, if those things did indeed happen to her, that's abhorrent. Let her make bad choices in peace.

Nah I was just bullshitting. He probably just skinned his knees or something.

>These sound and logical arguments
Jesus that's beautiful

But I have heard of people dying from Sudden cardiac arrest after getting hit playing hurling and shit so who knows?