What say

thought that was pretty good desu

Fucked the spelling lol

Well i think we could teach each other

>i have, but only in elementary school

you're actually autistic

>How much do you weight?

Straight to the butt aye op? Well played

He goes straight for the pooper pipe, absolute madman

Gj not getting laid

u went from 100% laid to like 5%

how are people this autistic

autism

For some reason the other girl hasn't responded, what say to this chic, her bio says she likes tall guys

Nice one op

what do i say

>i'll give you an internship of you let me put it in your butt

I'm normally more into guys but you look close enough.

Tell her 6'2" is the manlet cut off

When you posted about an internship and butt stuff I got excited but you're clearly just a troll and these are probably ripped from reddit or something.

2/10 OP

>you might need to put me in detention cos i'm a bad boy

The fuck are you doing talking to her about playing battlefront? Are you trying to get fucking friendzoned? Ask her out or ask her to come over for a fucking night to pound town.

This

>Tennessee
>chink

He says to an asian.

pretty funny op.

>come to my place and play
And then instead of playing battlefront, you play with her boobs

nigger what the fuck are you doing with your life

You forgot to say no homo BTW you Big ass nigga..

Too soon, junior

>Chance to bang:
15% and dropping

i was gonna say this but im scared

>unmatched

this is the only correct answer for you to save face op, you massive fucking beta male.

only response is
>okay that was so stupid, you might need to put me in detention cos i'm a bad boy

this

>Being this close to getting laid
>Trying to be funny for a Taiwanese BBW fetish board.

>Thinks you can get laid on an american women self-esteem pushing app

>Implying people who aren't little bitch bois don't get laid easily in Tinder

>implying people who aren't little bitch bois need tinder to get easily laid

The only possible answer

No one said that lol

Pussy

If you can't get laid from tinder you are ugly as fuck and/or have no game. If you're in a city or in college it's like shooting fish in a barrel

>Be me in germany
>Live in a university city (Tübingen)
>Literally just 30 womens there

All my what

the only time i got laid on Tinder was with this chubby chick. Never used it since.

>28,700 students in 2013/2014
>30 chicks
You're dumb, ugly, or both

well that's probably because you're a pathetic man with an inverted penis

why

>28,700 students in 2013/2014
>Thinks all of them use tinder

I talked about girls to swipe and you call me dumb?

Fucking Veeky Forums, everytime

You only got 30 matches? Sorry I can't really understand your english

Thats a dog mate

His English is fine.He's saying that he thought more girls would use tinder in the university but there were only 30 girls to swipe

>damn
>Damn

that was pretty cute

"well, I've never actually done it with a human before, so this will be a learning experience for both of us."

>ameriflaps can't into their own language

>their own language

"You know what happens when you ASSUME."

"Let me guess, I make an ASS out of U and ME."

"Well, that, and you're just wrong sometimes."

>haha my friends on my favorite iranian goat trading bazaar are sure to like this one
>they don't

close call op, you almost got laid

based

>>Live in a university city (Tübingen)
>>Literally just 30 womens there
Can you guys not read?

German dude if you're not getting any swipes it's probably because it's an American/English app and you're in Germany. I hear they have similar apps that are popular elsewhere

i laughed heartily, thanks

Underrated

>>i have, but only in elementary school
you were doing fine until you said that. Way to fuck it up, lol. You're fucking retarded.

Fucks sake man. Say something about her keeping you after class or extra credit or detention or fucking anything but that.

>hey guys tell me what to say!
>people say "Never too late to start"
>teehee let me put it in the butt! did I do good

Why ask here on what to say if people never even write what people say here?

That's what I just said..

>well class is in session
>better punch up your curriculum
>can i get a hall pass i need to call my mom
>i'll leave you an apple in your butthole

What is this

I swear to God, "cringe" is the new "tips fedora" or "nothing personnel kid"

what now?

Fuck's sake. Is that a witch?

>you too

what do you mean what now? Just say "lets fuck."

You're going to get her saying "Sure! When," Then when you make a time she'll flake because she doesn't want to come across as a whore even though she is then you'll keep texting her what's up and she'll think she's actually hot and just drag you along.

Just say lets fuck

...

Her face is kinda fucked but her body looks nice

>"Let's hook up tonight"
"Let's fuck" is a bit too direct, and while being direct goes hand in hand with being alpha, you have to remember that women are beholden to their logic hamsters, which dictate she can't come off as a whore, despite meeting you on tinder.

Women *love* the term "hook up" because they know exactly what it means yet the term is intentionally ambiguous. It could mean any number of things, and yet always means one thing.

Let's hook up *tonight* because you want to give direction and exude confidence. Never ask a girl what she wants to do, she wants you to take charge.

Im loling @ all these replies

dude there are angles, lenses, make up and photoshop and all she can come up with is a goofy looking 5/10 look. unmatch and block jfc

L.E.L.

>body looks nice

who even took this picture

Last guy she hooked up with.

meet me at this bar at this time, tonight.

HOW is this fit related?

it isnt

most people here dont lift at all

this happened to me the other day guise
>driving home from work wearing a nice shirt
>doesnt matter im an ugly manlet let
>pull up at red light
>qt in car next to me and i make eye contact
>she giggles and goes "hey want my number?"
>i respond "ok" and the light turns green and i leave
i assume i was being trolled but jokes on her i have a gf

>having sex
Gross and wrong

Absolute madman

>*spaghetti intensifies*

Nigger what the fuck are you doing?