Ctrl + f mirin

>Be me today
>Work as Sales & Marketing manager for Construction company
>Go to job site to get pics for new website/brochures
>Safety and Enviro Inspectors are qt3.14s who look like they just graduated college
>Got my high-vis shirt tucked into tight work jeans
>Steel toed boots have a small heel lift making my glutes look fackkin' jooocy
>Both girls mirin' my ass as I walked by to get to site
>Bent over to get le ebin pic
>I reflection of machinery window, see them mirin' my ass again
>mfw I walked past them when leaving the site

The squats and deadlifts are paying off fellas!

alphas don't give a shit if they're attractive numbnuts

She turned into a tumblrina in the past year, complete with dyed hair and claiming ot be bi and has depression. Im not dating her or hooking up because i cant deal with that shit

so schedule a date and stand her up or something.

don't be mature about this...

Im not going to because im
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>hmmmmm

I see an opportunity to hook up a threesome, user. gotta tighten up that game hombre

and here's the thing bro, the more you don't deal with her shit, the more she'll fuck you...

There's no shit to deal with. Smash her and leave.

Im afraid ill be charged with rape so maybe ill think about it

got whistled at while i had earplugs on, except i was changing songs so i heard her, and immediately i gave her a full-on anime style, snide 2 millisecond-stare, as i passed her by (cmon son y u gotta sexually harass me). she was walking with another girl and after i gave her a quick stare, she stopped whistling and autism'd out of it on purpose and for fun. i just kept walking home, after a workout. oh and also i was wearing a fucking track shirt-top thingy and sweatshorts... daquf. also, they were probably 17-20 and i'm 16

and then this other time... after an exchange of single roastings in a line for a rollercoaster (after my friend acted like a dumbass potato), a group of 17 year olds talked to 15 year old me, thinking i was 18. i look old as fuck for my age.

pls dont bully

Underage b&

just make her suffer for what she did.

Gotten three mires so far.
First two are from friends (one's about my age and the other is about twice my age). Said something along the lines of "fuark, those are some huge pecs bruh."
The third mire was by some homeless fag in the sauna who groped my ass.
I'll still count it though.

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i fucked up
dubtrips though so i dont give a fuck

>Sitting in class next to an 8/10
>Im autismo as hell
>Shes been incredibly flirty the past few days, ever since i stopped wearing my sweater all the time
>Talking about random shit
>Flirting here and there
>She jokingly says something that was meant to offend me
>jokingly put my hands up in a fighting stance since its one of the inside jokes we do
>She puts them up as well, giving me them eyes and then laughing her ass off
>laugh and playfully say "I know where you live! Im coming after you!"
>from the corner of my eye, see her squint her eyes and bite her lip
Im not fucking kidding she actually did this
>Literally fucking says "Come after me then", then after a while says "take me" in a breathy voice
>Autismo still in full blast so i just say "HAHAHA OH I WILL YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK HAHA"
>she just awkwardly laughs it off
>Continue working
>Dick hard as fuck through out the rest of the period. Cant even stand from my chair

T-thanks Veeky Forums

>Bicep genetics

does rich get botox injections?

that could have gone worse user, you had better smash

i got more mires after 6 months of lifting than i do now, 2 years later

Lol yeah right. "Take me" nigga? Who says that ever

Green text or gtfo. I'm not reading that

Probably. He is severely mentally ill.

This is the single most true and depressing comment I've read in a while.

Right desu fan das what im thinkn

Maybe you nerds arent attractive enough to have a thicc chicc straight up tell you to take her

>don't be mature about this...

This made me chuckle, but I also agree.

>mfw Veeky Forums just made me google "beckham ass" and I keep telling myself it's not making my a faggot.

>maybe I'll just succumb

>hello darkness

*dankness

Did you have a conversation with her when she saw you?

If you were open and friendly when you did you're going to send mixed signals and end up looking like a faggot

>used to be fat
>lose a lot of weight
>inherited mom's long legs
>inherited dad's stocky legs and generally whide build (hips but also torso and shoulders thank fuck)
>get ass groped by girls atleast once every time I go clubbing
>often grope or slap back
>made a mistake once with who groped me, slapped the wrong ass
>I got slapped in the face
>mfw
>oh well had gigglez

Girls love ass man.

How can she Slap?

She raised her hand with an open palm and moved it in the general direction of my face

>be an alpha autist and say nothing

The majority of my interactions with people in 7 words

Every time I go out clubbing i grab girls asses and they always smile back. The worst I've had and the best is they come up and wrap their arm around my waist.

>be at club drunk yesterday
>night is almost dead
>random britbong blonde comes up to me
>"Hey I'm french"
>I just say cool
>my house is just around the corner, wanna come?

I did get laid, but it was definitely nothing special. kind of want a gf not this ONS shit

>Be 2nd year Chemistry student
>Be yesterday, exams done, got a summer lab placement, fuck it let's go out to celebrate
>pre's with my crew all dank
>get to the club, legit everyone from my course that I'm not that social with is there
>mfw walk in and some guys like Ayy bro you got big ass arms
>tell him I don't curl only squat
>every1 mirin when I say 200kg squat
>some poo girl from my course comes over and starts touching my chest and arms and shit she really wants to talk
>asks why me and my bro are never social lmao and why our life's are powerlifting kek
>says we appear as dicks cos powerliftings all we are (we compete at the national level)
>get to know her a bit better and get some jager bombs with lads and chat mad shit, she says we're actually chill we just seem really unapproachable, the whole night touching my chest and arms etc lmao
>go do my thing on the floor after a bit cos not interested in porking
>now a couple of months before this me and my housemate had a falling out, we'd been pretty good friends for ~3 years
>my family owns our student house, so I'm sorta landlord, and he'd been taking the piss walking all over me, not paying his rent for the 1st 3 months and many other little things
>it all added up and I told him he was a wank stain, after that got on with my shit, exams etc it's chill got plenty of other good friends, only told a couple of people about the fall out
>every1 at club who knows us is like ayyy what happened? What's you're side of the story???
>Tell them all it's just one of those things,I don't want to chat shit
>find him later and say "sounds like you've been chatting bare shit senpai, grow the fuck up"
>he doesn't say anything, leave and carry on chilling
>see PhD student that's supervising my summer project in da club after only meeting him that morning ayyy
>carry on dancing like a mad kent zyzz would be proud.

Mixed feels bro got some hard mires but what if I'm still autismo even tho I'm a normie with a qt3.14 gg lmaoooo

Write this: "at first I did love you, but now I just wanna fuck, late nights thinking of you until I get my nut"

HOW CAN SHE SLAP SIR?!

5/10 just for the effort at least

i don't know why you guys like to lie in a vietnamese carpet review board really

not saying girls don't mire, but top kek you guys like to make up things do you ?

Check out the manlet

>Im not dating her or hooking up because i cant deal with that shit
You're an ok guy OP

check out the alpha... oh wait, you're on Veeky Forums my bad

been lifting 6 years, 79kg, 7%ish bf, 6'2, FRAME, FACE apart from jew nose

>Go to club with friends
>Walk around with friend, bump into 3 of his hot female friends
>One of them instantly says OMG
>One of them hugs me while grabing my ass with both hands
>They follow us the whole night, constantly touching me saying omg your arms are so big, great ass, never seen such pecs etc
>I DID NOTHING, just blushed, laughed awkwardly and said some autistic shit

Lifting has yet to cure my autismo. Have had tons of girls just grope me and come on strong, always autismo. But i do get laid from time to time when i dont say something very dumb

It hurts reading this. Most likely because i'd do the exact same.

Either you're illiterate or I don't understand your meme

Probably both

Not him but how have you not watched that video

>Being this new
Fucking educate yourself summercunt. Here it was just a google away
youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

I don't browse this goddamn site every day you faggot, I usually just browse /b/ for funny pictures to spam my whatsapp with to give people in it the general idea that I'm not the boring cunt I am.

Thanks for the link I'll watch it.

fukifiknow, did this go viral in US or Veeky Forums specifically?