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Old thread is dead

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Anyone ever deal with gallbladder attacks? Apparently can come about from taking estrogen medication.

>fuckin drank a cup of milk and doubled over in pain and past few months keep getting intense pain after eating.

Where did you get your bike from?

I got mine from a buddy at the gym
A good place to look is reddit steroid source talk

previous: OP fucking useless

what the fuck is wrong with my e2, on 600 test 400 deca with no AI my e2 was a little out of range, slightly, but no sides at all, felt perfect.
crazy libido and energy 10/10
Now I switched to 450 test/tren/deca and I got serious gyno symptoms, I am taking 1.25 letro ed now for 2 weeks at least, no low estro sides yet. feeling ok, not as great as before, but 7/10
Was this just the huge increase from test that tren freed up from shbg or what is happening here?

Alright, nuke estrogen it is.
Or at least start slowing upping the AI

>gallbladder attacks
I didn't even know that was a thing that could happen.

>jump on Veeky Forums
>search fraud
>no thread so make new one
Fuck off your useless if you were there and didn't make a new one before it killed itself

Thanks for linking though you cunt

Talking to a doctor now, apparently i got galstones. I thought i just swallowed food weird or something in my hurry to bulk.

I asked this in the previous thread but it got closed so yeah.

Is it normal to feel like a super sayin on 250mg test E?

I went for a 2 hour gym session today and felt like i could for another hour.

My sessions are very intense and im usually done after 1 hour.

What were the symptoms?

Are tren ace and npp a 1:1? If I have been on 500 mg tren a wk to bulk would I jump on 500 mg npp or is tren a way stronger compound?

I wouldn't think it would be that noticeable, but you might have been low-t before like the user in the other thread said.

>galstones
Those I've at least heard of.
IIRC the treatment involves sci-fi esque sonic pulses to break up the stones.

Twice now when I've pinned, it's bled. It's not major, but it wells up quickly. Happened last time, and this time I pinned, on either side of my VG. Should I be worried? Usually there's not even a speck of blood.

Also, what do you guys usually do when you get to the end of a vial? I've got less than a ml left in mine. How do I get the rest out?

>Usually there's not even a speck of blood.
Not a real problem. There will usually be a tiny bit of blood, no more then a drop usually.

>How do I get the rest out?
very carefully

This. It often involves trying to get the pin in at a funny angle.

Back in the good old days they just opened you up and took them out.

Yeah, I was having a mare trying to get todays ml out. Pulled air three times doing it.

Compression shirts

Nipples shine right through the white one

Give a fuck or no in the gym.

Because fuck wearing something underneath it or over it

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mg is still definitely supraphysiological
>What does that mean.
>Isnt 250mg 2x of average natty levels? i heard natty levels are like 100-150.
reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/2j7bi7/what_are_your_testosterone_levels_

Aw, the good old days, when anesthetic was a piece of wood or leather to bite down on.
Yeah, that'll happen. If it's something cheap like test, I usually give up before getting that last little bit.

Still do this if it's bad enough
Ex had this because she had too many that where too big or some shit

dead thread
dead balls

Hey guys natty dyel here. Is there any way to spot a fraud in the gym? Fatigue, swole but weak, hyped? Is there something I should look for? I just want to know so my gymbros can stop saying everyone is on gear

look at their porn history for trannies.
#1 way to spot a fraud.

is there a certain critera?
do the ones of girls getting railed by trannies count?

Your gymbro's are weak and pathetic
If they have to call everyone else frauds to make themselves feel better they're the ones with a problem. Not the steroid users

Other then roid acne, no.
If they're lean at 100kg+ there's a good chance they roid.
Never got the tranny appeal. Maybe my roids were underdosed.

it's not estrogen, it's prolactin from 2x 19nors.

stop taking the ai, and get some caber/prami

Alright so if I see a big guy with lots of bacne, he's probably on roids?
What about big guys in their 15-20s with acne? Roids or puberty?

Anyone got a better way to target traps than doing shrugs?
I've currently been doing pulldowns behind my neck to try target them a bit better.
They just don't look big enough unless I'm tensing them

Starting to develop lats really well though

why would they be swole but weak lmao, gear are performance enhancing drugs, not synthol.

look for people with huge traps/shoulders/veins/strong. first 3 are the most tell tale signs.

get a big ohp, worked for me. at the end of your sets, hold the weight up for a while

passed through a vein large enough and/or close enough to the surface that it bled through

airlocking reduces the chances of seeing blood when it's approximate to the depot, but the only thing that works for subsurface ones is z-tracking which is... a little difficult with vg

>How do I get the rest out?

overpressurize the vial slightly, flip it, have the needle angled shallowly just barely through the stopper, once it's through lean it so the bevel is pretty much completely flat against the back of the stopper with the tip touching the neck of the vial

how many times do I have to tell you faggots

snatch grip deads and kroc rows, weight and intensity so you want to puke

>taking steroids
>can't even get big traps
kek
my brother is a 25 year old natty with bacne, i'm younger with less bacne( not natty ).

Maybe. To be honest, everyone has a different level of natty protential and reacts to PEDs differently.

The big guy with bacne might just need to invest in a loufa. The dyel guy in the corner doing 1pl8 squats might be on 2 grams of gear.

>overpressurize the vial slightly, flip it, have the needle angled shallowly just barely through the stopper, once it's through lean it so the bevel is pretty much completely flat against the back of the stopper with the tip touching the neck of the vial
Thanks m8. That's a much more elegant way of putting it then I could.

>dead balls
That was a low blow.

Always nuke it. Never let it get high. If you crash your estrogen just bump some test p and you'll feel better in a few hours

touchy subject. I approached a obv roidy dude today and asked him about getting shit and he just played dumb like he didnt know what i was talking about. like wtf, cant help help a fellow bro get swole???

lmao what did you expect

I'd like to use to clen to cut, but I have 0 info. Is there an approved dosage guide / combo to run? Also is there a version that isn't oral, you guys all say oral blows out your liver / kidneys. Order online or drive to the horseracing track down the street

Not everyone's going to be comfortable talking about illegal drugs, dude. You're already here on the internet, just source them through the tubes and stop asking randoms to incriminate themselves.

don't do clen. do dnp

he just kept pausing then saying idk what youre talking about...lmao

Don't.
It's not worth putting your heart under the stress that's needed to burn maybe 100 calories a day extra.

maybe he didn't want to get arrested by some dyel undercover cop

Hmm I've been working on OHP lately so maybe I'll see some improvement over time

>kroc rows
>want to puke
Oh that's what I'm doing wrong
I only do for 15

Done goofed son

Do dnp for 2 weeks with strict dieting and you'll see massive improvement

Just got out of rehab this morning. 28 days clean from heroin and gear. Just put 3ccs of test p, e, and tren in my ass, hoping to have a functional dick sooner than later. How is everyone?

Congrats m8.
How was rehab on the gains?

>Oh that's what I'm doing wrong
>I only do for 15

stop using bitchweight

krocs are the finisher for a back workout after deads and weighted chins, I'm already sick of that shit and want to go home by the time it comes around to doing 2 sets of 12-15 with just chalk, and then the gutcheck with the heaviest you can go with straps for ~20

bunch of shit changes recruitment, 90 vs 45 back angle, pulling towards the shoulder or the lat, etc

you still with the enabler gf?

Alright. all aboard the swole train.

350mg test e

500mg mast e

well see how my hairline likes mast. Pinning for this second cycle wasnt nearly as bad this first time as it was last time.

Did a lot of body weight stuff and ate a ton so it wasn't too savage. Honestly put on a bit of a gut from low t and eating a lot.

Didn't tell her I got out yet. I moved into a halfway about an hour north of my old spot and don't plan on letting her know where I'm at. Plus I hooked up with 2 junky qts in rehab who are both moving into halfway near me.

My lifts are embarrassingly low though. Planned cycle;
500mg/wk test p wk 1-5.
500mg/wk test e wk 1-forever
500mg/wk tren e wk1-a long time
Want to use dnp to nuke this fat I put on but the Florida summers are hot as fuck.

>350mg test e
>500mg mast e
>cycle
I guess that it is a cycle that never ends?

I have much different goals than most on here. I need strength and endurance increased while keeping weight gain to a minimum while not destroying my cardio.

why not winny and eq like the most basic athlete stuff

Nice m8, I actually noticed your absence a while ago and was pretty worried. Good to hear you're alive, well and clean.

Im a shitty MMA fighter so extra joint issues are not something i want to play with. The EQ sounds promising but living where im at in AK we dont have a place to be able to donate blood for the increased RBC. I dont want to like...bleed myself.

Anyone?

>need new dress clothes
>still a 30 pant 25lbs up

I look like a cartoon charercter

>Want to use dnp to nuke this fat I put on but the Florida summers are hot as fuck.
I'd skip it. No use killing yourself with dnp, if you just got out of rehab. lol

Haven't seen you in a while. How was Thailand?

Post pic

I've never seen you with gains

apples and potatoes

jesus christ jerry, I thought I was fucked with 31" or 32" by 30" at 6'

actually managed to do some bitchweight 245 3x12 without my hip freaking out yesterday, starting that slow painful crawl back up to actual working weight

can't wait to destroy even more of my jeans and shorts

you wouldn't be able to handle the sight

Can I just blast tren and eat lowfat diet to cut down

I went full no lift natty for a year and got fat :(

I'm not entirely sure what you're asking.
Tren is the most andrgenic compond, iirc.

new pic wouldnt change anything ;)

im 30 by 32
theryre all slim fit
and those dont even come close to fitting, rough time

Oh nice, getting back up there
I tried squatting but my knee is still not up to it

>you wouldn't be able to handle the sight
I don't think I could handle it. Jerry's always been a dyel neet in my mind's eye. Seeing him with gains would shatter my fragile perception of the world.

I'd probably cut before jumping back on.

It was not as good as id have hoped. The training camp had kind of gone downhill and i had some disagreements over the lazyness of the thai trainers.

They pretty much changed who they were catering to. They were working more on training newbie foreigners instead of actual fighters and i wasnt thrilled about it. Unfortunately i had paid all up front expecting it to be similar to the same place 2 years ago.
Whatevs though. Shit happens. Came back to the US, had a fight, been taking care of my baby and enjoying a nice relaxing break from training. Hitting it hard again and looking forward to this cycle.

I was super bummed out because i couldnt view or post in Veeky Forums from thailand and tried to get around it but wasnt able to. The gear there is so cheap and pharma grade, it was AWESOME.

I heard that something weird happened to JJ? Fatlifts got punched? did everything go to shit as soon as i left?

Is Chem still alive? For that matter, Did the coach guy ever get out of the hospital from some sort of nasty car accident?

>I heard that something weird happened to JJ?
Iirc, his town was hit with major flooding, and he couldn't post stuff out for a bit.
>Is Chem still alive?
Last I heard he was doing work release stuff in prison.

less gear, less cals, more poison, more cardio

>slim fit
>absolutelyharam.jpg

you seen this purple panda nigger offering humatropin for

Missed you too bb.

Probably right. Feels weird just having test in my body again.

tfw runnin eq for past 4 months, haven't donated blood since november.
maybe i should do that soon

I need Adrol to look big.

It's going to come out like maple syrup. lol

Ive done test + tren cycle which worked pretty dam good. Now looking towards dbol Ive read the reddit wiki and it says 60mg ED? seems abit excessive to me.

I'd probably start with 25-30. I loved running 50 but I started getting kidney pain a few weeks in.

i hear a lot of people saying you should actually take jeans to get them altered....any of ya'll doing that? In reality, I would need like a size 31x33 but they don't fuckin exist at stores...i hate buying clothes online.

The fuck are these sizes?
I only know what's on the labels at the store
30-32-34 etc

The heck is 32x30

lmgtfy.com/?q=weightlifter+jeans

waist x inseam, you filthy hobbit

LMFAO. What kind of C.H.U.D. doesnt know what an inseam is. bahahahahahahahah

That's expensive though

Damn what that's good
Do it

That would be 32 waist by 30pants

Oh
Yeah nah clothes definitely don't have that shit on them here
Otherwise I wouldn't even bother looking at waist size
I'd just buy the right inseam size then have the waist tapered in

So short u don't have an inseam damn

Mail me for a source(not me) for greytops @1.5 USD per iu depending on where you live. They've been tested on a few athletes at Uhealth and it gave them close to pharma blood result. They used 10ius a day. I can get more specific when I'm off my phone if interested.

Kek
It's just something I've never considered

I buy pants that are like 32-34 so they fit my legs
Then wear a belt and roll the end up a bit
Whilst bitching that I need to get a tailor

>tfw 36x34

kill me

welp

looks like I need to text someone about picking up doorman/security shifts

also

>10iu ed

how the fuck did they stand that without feeling like cripples from the sides

by "a bit" do you mean "roll them in half"?

Outside of DNP, what is the best cutting drug and/or stack??

By a bit I mean I roll my size 34 slim jeans about 3 inches up
Fold the bottom up inside

>calls himself thin
>calls himself short
>pants are both wider and longer

Fatty

just do intermittent fasting man, it makes cutting so much more bearable... only weak cunts need drugs to cut.

I-I don't know what to say
What d-did I do wro-wrong? :'^(

>>calls himself thin
>>calls himself short
>>pants are both wider and longer

ikr

I'm half a foot taller, 20-30lbs more muscle, and I wear 32x30s easily

>Fatty

either that or he's shaped like a rectangle

You're not thin or short with those dimensions lol

Mg confirmed Fl

I suppose I've never posted a pic of my legs
It's a bit hard to take pics of your whole body with a phone
Plus I suck at posing so I look small as fuck in every pic
Had to measure my arms the other day because user didn't believe how big they are. They said I could have gone over 15
Tfw sitting on 16.5 inches cold

My legs are definitely legs of a fatty though
100%
Calves are big without much fat
But my quads are fatty and the rectus famoris on each side is unproportionally big

They said I couldn't have**

Fuck you for changing that iPhone

>mg confirmed for FL
Pls no
I'm gonna have to post pics this afternoon to shut you guys up
I'm not square I swear
Just fatty

>watching Archer
>binge watching s3 to s7
>take break to do cardio
>suddenly realize I have heaps in common
>list of similarities gets disturbingly long
>many awkward similarities too
Weird stuff

>Coach just realized the studio that makes Archer copied his personality
>Coach just realized his personality is a fucked up joke

god damn that is one gnarly fucking scar

that little pause then the delayed laugh shit is eerily close to something I did without even thinking about it until I started watching the show