Google flinefelter's symptoms

Roiding won't make a difference because you'll have an extra chromosome if you actually have it.

On a side note, I watched an entire foreign film called XXY once waiting for the trap cock to get whipped out and it never did. I'll never get that time back.

I LITERALLY match all of the points though.

>A taller less muscular body
5'11 but kind of less mascular

>Broader hips and legs
And yes

>Larger breast
Yes

>Low energy level
Yes

>Smaller penis and testicles
They seem normal

>No facial/body hair
Yes

>No you should go make sure you aren't wrongly self diagnosing yourself before you inevitably fuck up your hormones permanently.

How would I do that? I probably have low testosterone anyway, who cares if I shut down my already abysmal natural production?

Are you just fat? because that also sounds like being fat and lazy and looking for excuses symptoms

and that description also matches a skinnyfat retard who's never exercised a day in his life.

God, you're as bad as the 18% bodyfat retards who come on here crying about their "wide hips" and "gyno".

You must have klinefelters because you're acting like a bitch over nothing right now. Get tested and get peace of mind. If you have it you've been dealt a shit hand but at least you're not fucking dead.

Yeah I am pretty skinnyfat actually

But my hips are ridiculously wide, like I don't look anything like other people on Veeky Forums of my height/bodyfat.

Post a picture and we'll judge. You'll get an honest opinion if you post a picture.

If your body stores fat in your hips, they will look wide.

Mine stores fat in hips, but when i cut, lo and behold, they are gone and i get a nice V

SO follow
and post pics

No way, I'm too ashamed

I think I'll just try cutting. I just wasnt sure if i should cut since I have little muscle

Just fucking lift weights, and dont worry about cut or bulk until you have some fucking muscle mass.

Oh my fucking God just kill yourself. Outside of this thread literally none of us are going to even remember you exist.

That's why I don't know what to do...

I'm too fat to be bulking yet no muscle mass to be cutting

Post a pic of your body no face.

YOU DONT NEED TO BULK TO BUILD MUSCLE YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT

YOUR NOT TRYING TO GET TO 10% BODY FAT, YOU ARE TRYING TO GET THE BF % MOST PEOPLE START WITH

>YOU DONT NEED TO BULK TO BUILD MUSCLE YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT

The sticky seems to disagree with you.

No, it doesn't.

>Sticky literally says you need a caloric surplus(aka a bulk) in order to build muscle mass

No, it says you need a surplus to build net mass

lose 10 lb fat, gain 2 lb muscle, woopdeefuckingdoo, 8 lb net mass loss

But that makes no sense. And the sticky does not say that.

To build muscle I need a caloric surplus, to lose weight(fat) i need a caloric deficit. How can I have both a caloric surplus AND a caloric deficit at the same time?

go to a doctor man before you freak out entirely.
at 21 before I worked out I was
>6'0 not muscular
>store fat on ass and upper legs
>slightly larger breast
>normal energy
>normal dick + balls
>no facial body hair

and I certainly don't have klinefelters here is me after working out for 9 months.
Not saying I look good or anything

...

reading comprehension
"If you consume more calories than you expend, you will get bigger. If you consume fewer calories than you expend, you will get smaller. If you meet your maintenance needs, you will stay the same. Regardless of your metabolism, body composition, genetics, or whatever, your body must obey the laws of physics and biological imperatives. Now, your calorie needs can change over time. But in the end, it really is calories in and calories out. Everything else is just fiddling around the edges of this basic fact."

nice bathroom dude, are you rich?

Shit dude. You look amazing now, only 9 months? I think i got some new motivation desu if this is true

Cut until you actually have visible abs and look better than 95% of the population and then start posting about muh kleinfelters

Do you seriously believe you won't gain a gram of muscle lifting on a cut?

Why would you think something so stupid.

If you bench 225 at 160, it will be hard to add chest mass on a cut.

if you bench 100 at 160, you should have no problem adding chest mass

anyway, im not saying to cut, im saying to just lift for a while

I really don't get how that makes any sense.

What is muscle formed from? Excess calories, right? So how can I both gain and lose at the same time?

From something like this.

My point is you can really change how you look by working out and storing fat on you hips can make them look a lot wider than they are (I didn't have that problem much tho)
Start working out and go to a doctor if you are really concerned

thanks haha upper middle class Australia so pretty nice house in the suburbs

Thanks. Do a lot of reading on bulking up and beginner routines starting at the sticky

>From something like this.

Motivation lost again

You look better than me in that one too, my hips are way wider than my fucking shoulder im so done with this shit

Muscle growth comes from repairing microscopic tears in muscle

it takes energy to repair those tears

fat has energy.

up to a point, your body can burn fat for that energy

I'm telling you from experience, i spent my first 6 months lifting on a cut and went from skinnyfat to somewhat lean,
with bench going from 125-165
squat 135-225
diddly 135-245
ohp 45-100

You just want excuses for not lifting. That is becoming obvious.

So fuck off back to r9k so you can cry about how life is so unfair so there is no reason to better yourself

you don't deserve to be Veeky Forums

Hey user, I thought I had it too for a while. Then I worked out for several months + ate right, and realized I didn't and just was skinny fat, out of shape, and had very low t because of no exercise. Yoy could always get checked, but klinefelt is so rare odds are you're just a pathetic fat piece of shit.

Replacing unhealthy calories with healthy ones for starter.
Protein and Carbs each contain 4 calories in their structure.
You can cut calories and still make healthier choices of the calories you are using.
As your muscle mass builds, your TDEE increases helping with a cut.

klinefelter's is a serious disease that causes a host of other problems, such as infertility. you should really go check with a doctor. this type of thing is 100% genetic - basically you'll have an extra X chromosome. it's quite a simple test

Look up to my boi Hemingway.

I think I'm just going to kill myself instead. This shit isn't fair

I'm weaker than most girls at my gym and I look FAR worse than almost everyone's "before" picture on Veeky Forums even though I'm not obese

As i said, excuses
WAAAAA WAAA ITS NOT FAIR THAT I LOOK LIKE CRAP FROM MY SEDINTARY LIFESTYLE WAAA WAAA

I WONT EVEN LIFT, IT WONT HELP WAAAAA

ANYWAY, THAT WOULD REQUIRE ADMITTING MY SITUATION IS MY OW FAULT

> self diagnosing yourself after an hour of browsing symptoms on wikipedia

get diagnosed by a professional before you start blaming your genetics.

i'm killing myself by the end of this week

yeah, I also coincidentially was a snowflake and thought my case was special.

you're a dumb whiny frogposter, so odds are youre underage and havent had any exercise + a shit diet that would explain this.

Post a picture of your body.

> i just diagnosed myself with klinefelter syndrome after now my life's FUCKED XD

>Being this on the whim of deciding to ejd your life
>Expecting anyone to give you comforting lies that it will get better without exercise and a better diet

Underage confirmed.

At the very least ask your parents to see a doctor before self diagnosing.

>TFW i'm not even underaged by several years

what am i doing with my life

Honestly, people should be considered underage until they're like 28 though.

>TFW I'm so retarded and child-like that I regularly get called underaged despite being 21

Jesus fucking christ.

Youre not retarded, just a snowflake. Get over yourself. Either hit the gym with a diet after reading the sticky or see a doctor and see if you have anything. Its like in 20,000 or something so odds are you're just fat and lazy.

fuck no
shit you guys have no fucking idea how hormones work.
The symptoms of klienfelters are all due to primary hypogonadism, or if you're a dumb fuck, the fact that your balls aint pumpin out enough man-drugs. It would be perfectly remedied by TRT to compensate for the test that isn't being produced.
There is the additional complication of SHBG and aromatase, however those aren't particularly altered or affected by the XXY genotype.
tldr; get a karyotype done, roids will fix it.

so is it a good idea?

how about i just hang myself and get it over with?

Even Veeky Forums calls me underaged because my lowered IQ from klinefelters is easily telegraphed through my posts

Post your dick
That way it's possible to tell if you really have it or not
[spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]

Do it faggot, nobody here gives a shit.

No one will remember you

No one will remember you either, everyone will be forgotten by a month or longer

Best case scenario you'll be on the news for a few weeks and posted as a meme

You should stop self-diagnosing and check with someone who isn't retarded.

>5'11
> tall

You're a skinny fat manchild.

See: just a snowflake. You may be retarded from thinking 20inutes on WebMD is a valid source for self diagnosis, though. Reminder I literally thought the exact same thing and look, was just a snowflake. How about you see a doctor? Or post pic here, and if anons can't tell see a doctor.

Oh and In case you're new here cover the face and shit yeah? But all else is whatever

I posted my body and face once on Veeky Forums

I got humiliated to the point of crying.

wait 5'11" is nothing. Klinefelt are usually like 6'4" or 6'5. 6'3" at the very least

Yeah op ylure jist a faggot skinnyfat

yes, because everything on this threads leads me to believe you're very out of shape. why not hit the gym with a diet? I had to do the same. But manboobs were replaced by pecs so was worth it.

I have man, didn't you hear?

I am weaker than most girls at my gym and look the worst by far

Holy shit you're such a fucking faggot. I couldn't even lift the bar when I started. fuck off. You havent exercised all your life and you have shitty parents for that but now its come to this and if you want a Greek god body you have to work at it.

how about i just kill myself instead?

What then? I don't need muscle where I'm going

Seems like the best option. Please livestream

On twitch?
What kind of music should be played?

Fuck man
When I started, I lifted not even half of what the girls in my gym lift
Stop crying, mate
Just go. No one will laugh at you in the gym. They will probably help you if you do something wrong.
There is nothing wrong with being weak. Everyone was weak at some point of their lives

Walk like a man, talk like a man.

Oh and be sure to write a speech about how you were driven to suicide by HAES shaming skinny people.

if you were going to kill yourself and looked like a bitch why wouldnt you have lots of gay sex?

I mean you wouldnt be able to land a girl and later you could attend bug chasing parties which I am sure you would love

Lol, you don't even have the willpower to go through with lifting weights three times a week! How the fuck do you even think you're going to have the willpower to end yourself?

>flinefelter's

>flinefelter's

i've never met anyone with klinefelters who was under 6'3, you're just skinnyfat