Jason "Hemmingway" Blaha

Jason "Hemmingway" Blaha.

When will he be crowned King of Veeky Forums ?

This man's life-story makes Hercules look like a fucking joke.

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Can someone explain what/who this guy is?

ex mercenary

Is this true? youtube.com/watch?v=oNGJFPjcrng

Reptile X Human bred during the last minaliutium bloridian oxgrogortion, specifically to become an Agent working for the Clinton's in the 90s.

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The Monster.

A guy who has a lousy actor of a friend paraphrase a line from some Adrien Brody movie so he can have the nickname Hemingway, and like totally no one would ever notice that he did this.

Someone you wouldnt want to cross paths with because only he will be left standing. Even if you kill him, youll be arrested so he wins either way.

>there are people who believe him on this whole "secret-agent" stunt

You realize that is jason right?

>there are people who believe that people believe him on this whole "secret-agent" stunt

So what did he do now that yall are calling him Hemmingway ?

He's our boy Hemmingway

he can't act for shit

even with all that masquerade you can tell it's him

Lmao what a joke

Adrien Brody movie, not even fucking joking.

youtube.com/watch?v=kBhXLW6QjHo

this?

This gets funnier the more I watch it

Obviously blaha's script, probably his guns, probably in his basement, trying to make the story plausible but still can't get away from being spinning a vidya-tier yarn about going Rambo in fucking Nicaragua. Truly astounding levels of retardation and autism.

A classic

6,666 views?

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HEY everybody, Jason Blaha here.

Exactly.

Anyone got the link to the Islamic Militants calling Blaha out?

My friend at the local Y actually believes him, so there are some.

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Top KEK lads

>Even if you kill him, youll be arrested so he wins either way.
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This is beyond top tier cringe.

I literally felt like someone was punching me in the brain as I was watching this.

100% pure autism.

>inb4: navy seal copypasta from blaha himself

kekd out loud

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its funny but its so obvs its fake shudda made it seem real just my opinion