Did he fuck Alexandra?

Did he fuck Alexandra?

No. And his dick was also a myth. For some reason Russians are into cuckolding, they even have jokes about Mongols fucking their wives while they watch.

>For some reason Russians are into cuckolding, they even have jokes about Mongols fucking their wives while they watch.
That's not true

>In the good old days of Really Existing Socialism, a joke popular among dissidents was used to illustrate the futility of their protests.

>In the fifteenth century, when Russia was occupied by Mongols, a peasant and his wife were walking along a dusty country road; a Mongol warrior on a horse stopped at their side and told the peasant he would now proceed to rape his wife; he then added: "But since there is a lot of dust on the ground, you must hold my testicles while I rape your wife, so that they will not get dirty!" Once the Mongol had done the deed and ridden away, the peasant started laughing and jumping with joy. His surprised wife asked: "how can you be jumping with joy when I was just brutally raped in your presence?" The farmer answered: "But I got him! His balls are covered with dust!" This sad joke reveals the predicament of the dissidents: they thought they were dealing serious blows to the party nomenklatura, but all they were doing was slightly soiling the nomenklatura's testicles, while the ruling elite carried on raping the people...

So you backing my point by saying that it was joke among the smallest minority. Still sounds too retarded to be true

No, but Nicky was exactly the kind of cuckold that would let him do it

Probably not but we certainly know he groped the tsars daughters.

>ywn ascend from being a scruffy illiterate bastard in the middle of nowhere to bewitching the emperor's wife and molesting his daughters just because you can

Wtf i'm jealous now

Shut your dirty pleb mouth.

Probably. But they sure didn't mind as they spoke highly of him.

We're all jealous.

Then whose pickled member is on display in St. Petersburg?

Nicholas II of Russia

>dissidents
Code word for jews.

That was actually funny

But he didn't have one to begin with.

Unlikely.

>inb4 pregnant Anastasia fanfic

Why didn't he rip the dude balls off?

Take it back

because the mongols weren't the sort of guys to let that sort of shit slide. they'd depopulate countrys for less

Heh

Top kek my dude

I don't know but he certainly did nothing wrong.