Alright fit

Why'd you marry that roastie cunt user?

Call her a hater and crip walk outta that relationship. You don't wanna be the last one to leave humanity behind do ya nigga?

But rich is married though
If anything marriage puts you closer to leaving humanity behind

>Based on one conversation I know this marriage will never work for this anonymous man i've never met

not op but you seriously dont know shit about women if you think shes a cunt. most girls are like that

>don't form a true equal relationship with another person and don't benefit from the support and love that it gives
Great advice, dad. Why exactly did you get married, user?

>thinking she, and not he, is the problem

She's afraid I'll dump her if I keep getting gains, or that she won't fit into my lifestyle anymore.

>tfw

who is this brehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmen specimen?

kys buddy

I am dating a gains goblin

>Oh come on, user! Let's go to the restaurant you can count calories later
>user, are you seriously going to bed at 12? It's Friday...

I want to take her to the gym but she still believes being chub it's due to genetics, not laziness.

My gf is a major gains goblin. Always keeping me from the gym and shit. Then I try to get her to go after she talks about how she wants a better butt or to lose a little chub, but she doesn't want to go and all she does is complain and say she's too lazy too go. Thinking of having her come just a few times in exchange for something she wants

She lifts with me errday. She's my gym"bro". Sporting my bench even though I dont think it will help if I fail since she Is petite as fuck. Like 5'4@115. Dat booty doe.

?

you gay or somethin?

>TFW no qt gf to mire them gains.

No one else opinions would matter ;_;

im pretty ottermode still imo, 5'9 180 after a cut, and my qt3.14 gf loves my body, tells strangers that im her bf and im so ripped. feels good man

hyperdefensive
confirmed cuck

No one else notice that camouflaged nipple in OP's picture? Jesus...

gf is a powerlifter and we currently train together 5x a week. She likes it obviously, she was an Oly lifter when I met her but injuries were causing her issues and she has been pretty successful in powerlifting, much better relative to me.

If anything she would hate me stopping lifting and giving up on myself, I don't honestly think she would sit around to watch me fall apart if that's the life I chose.

>thinking other women would be different in the love&support of your hobbies department

Yeah plenty of people think that.
We've been married for 7 years now tho. An been with her for 13 years now since first dating.
She has proved to be a good woman and mother.
But you know, those moods. It's the XX thing dudes. All the same. Don't expect your woman to be a brodude, she will not be such thing. You have your friends for that.

deep shit there m8. Could be right.

why do I have a feeling people say they're in cocoon mode to justify living a beta lifestyle

this

Gf is a chubby femlet who eats ice cream and random shit constantly and doesn't really care about her body. She's content being lardy. She mires though, so I'm okay with it even though we don't really fuck anymore.

My other gf likes it a lot and says that lifting is a noble hobby, constantly mires my pecs and likes getting lifted. She stress eats sometimes since she's in med school and taking care of her deranged mother at the same time but is in decent shape otherwise.

My wife discovered lifting first. Got me into SS.
She's full time keto, and has the most insane dietary discipline. She actually has a legit, diagnosed thyroid condition; Hashimoto's thyroidosis. Dropped from 210 after our second kid, to 155 from lifting, keto and eating desiccated pig thyroid (fucking metal). She's 5'9" redhead Scottish sheep lifting woman.
She's high test squat booty. We fuck on the bench in our home gym in the basement.
She's pretty fucking fantastic.
She also thinks you're all retarded now, but deep down she's still Femanon. She was a big girl (for you) and developed an actual personality. She was the one spilling spaghetti when we met.

>mental gymnastics

seriously go fuck yourself numales

no you're just a fucking worthless newfag

Kek, Watches you do roll of shame but you fail at the roll because she is freaking out and panicking like a WOMEN. The weight digs into your untrained abs, crushes your organs and gymbros run to you late because SHE I'd there. SHE brings you water and you end up dead a couple hours later.

>no thank you gains goblin killer petite bubble bottom

is it just me or does it look like there's wookie fur coming out of her fuckin asscrack?

You live with the chubby femlet, don't you? Deep down there's still a glimmer of affection because she showed you love when you were weak and small, but it's slowly disappearing as your disdain for the fat and lazy grows, and you continue your metamorphosis into the better, stronger you.

Kek, two gfs

>RE3EEEEEEEEEE

My wife supports it as long as I'm only doing to be healthier. She doesn't like it when I refer to myself as a skinnyfat DYEL lanklet, and wants me to be happier with my body. This board have me terrible body dysmorphia, but I know that one I'm out the other side I'll have the sick cunt body to match my FACE, FRAME, and HEIGHT. also, she's turbo skelle mode, but has been working out with me and eating better so one day we can raise an active healthy child. She cooks for my macros, and will massage me as needed. I am lucky to have a supportive partner who will cuddle me at night.

Yeah, I see it too. Actually, I love a big hairy bush. I even get off on hairy armpits. Something something pheromones. The first time I saw it was on this super fit French chick in this lesbian video. Dick like diamonds when she lifted her arm and had a big ole tuft of black hair. Fuck, I just wanted to rail her while burying my face in that hairy pit.

The go-to newfag defense mechanism

who this?

My girlfriend of two years recently left me. We lifted together 3-4 times per week for the past year.

I cried in the bathroom the first time I lifted alone again.

>Taking anything said in this Ecuadorian underwater basket weaving collective seriously.
wew

this hurt to read and not in a good way

Who is this hairy angus

> implying I lift

>high test/chub gf
>extremely supportive
>"go hit the gym, user

My right hand thinks that the left arm is holding it back even though it's bigger yet somehow weaker. Fucking manlets

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Why'd she leave?

My lats were lagging

Kek

One day user, but today I'll let the rain become storms

Okay. She just sees it as a "guy hobby". She likes it when I send pics of myself when we sext, though she might just be doing it for what she thinks is my benefit

>last night got super angry at my gf
>she's never seen me this angry before
>hate fucked her
>said she was scared I would hit her
>this morning she was super horny
>said she wants to be my wife

Tl/Dr treat them mean keep them keen

Also I lift with her 4 days a week

Kekked. Quality post

She left me two days ago

Break ups create bodybuilders, dawg. Go heavier.

Thinks it's hot. She goes to the gym with me everyday.

who cares

user you beautiful bastard

10/10

Sometimes it annoys her that I'm in the gym so often. Inside she's probably happy to have a fit bf. She tries to force her teeny girl standards on me, telling me I should train abs more

My waifu would be happy I keep in shape for her.

I don't lift for 3D

Broke up with my gf two weeks ago, she didn't really care, she liked my muscle but never really paid it much attention.

Chatting up a petite qt3.14 at uni and all I wanna do is OHP her.
Feels a little autistic but would feel alpha at the same time

My bf's waifu is Horo as well.

What's so good about Horo? I really don't get it.

>bf
>waifu
>grill

I want normies to go and stay go.

behold my biceps and tremble

One will find you eventually.

I stalked my bf for 3 months before asking him out, so maybe you even already have somebody after your affections!

You forgot trouser rouser

She's an absolute annoyance when it comes to my nutrition, always tries to feed me unhealthy crap, and she gives me shit for going to the gym 4x a week.
But she's all over me at the end of the day, and she wasn't like that back when i was a dyel.

They reap the benefits, but spit all over the work you do for it.

This is really good b8 m8.

I don't associate with 3D. I've been asked out plenty and I turn them all down. 3D women are an absolute pain to be around and talk to. I think I might be one of the few actual misogynists online that feminists bitch about, I genuinely do not like women. Atleast 3D ones, 2D is a different story. I pretty much obly oft to stay alive long enough to experience true matrix style VR.

Oh well that explains it.

My bf's roommate, Jeff, is a woman hater as well. He'll never marry or date seriously because women are garbage. He does admit that my cooking is far better than his own, though, so he almost always gets a portion when I cook dinner at their house.

It was weird being at their house for the first few months that senpai and I were dating, though, since Jeff was constantly trying to cuck senpai to prove his point that all women are garbage.

I'm glad I'm not garbage.

Somebody will find you, I'm sure. Just like somebody will find Jeff.

We're all gonna make it. :)

U good brah. Thick. Solid.

9/11 made me reply.

My hands are ok with it.

if you aunt has a mustache shed be your uncle.

So how do you feel about Zootopia?

I don't have one, stop asking, for fuck's sake.

Oh shit this guy's a pro.

>lifting for 3DPD

>Asians doing that smile

Brrrrrrrrother!

Is that ass hair?

Yeah it is.

gf likes to fell my arms when fucking but
gets mad if go to the gym and don't spend time with her

Get a better gf.

A good SO will always encourage you to better yourself, because they will understand that you are your greatest gift.

>Even if I did, her opinion shouldn't matter.

You'd find yourself single very quickly.

Closest thing I've got is my housemate whom I have sex with occasionally. She spots me, we spar together and she calls me a niggerfaggot when I say I'm too high to lift. I guess she thinks it's pretty great.

Well not mad, maybe kinda upset but still cool with it. She preps my meals, packs my things, fucks my brains out, and óverall
supports everything that i do. Can't get better than that

She lifts

That relationship will come to an end sooner rather than later.

Yeah great idea. Get her to come a couple of times, and in exchange she gets a better butt and loses a little chub.
She'll never have the willpower, user, and you already know it.

Yeah that's the meme, thanks for explaining it for all the other summer.