How do I chad god mode?

How do I chad god mode?

idk how do i reach flat tummy stacy goddess mode while retaining my fat ass?

eat PIZZA

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fuck

middle is man-o-war tier

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Step 1 be a calvin klein model
Step 2 have your pic taken by a calvin klein photographer during sunset in fuckin beverly hills or some shit
Profit

Homosex in sauna x F.

i'm not a fucking nigger

Nor am I. Although I'm Finnish, so I might as well be.

>No competitions since just a model so roid all you want
>Photo shoots is all you have to do so can spend the rest of the time working out.

Also they always get a pump before a photo shoot and they are usually photoshopped and touched up.

why post the estonia meme if you are not the estonian poster? :(

Must spread love for my Estonian serkku.

would you love me even if i'm not STACY and can't eat CANDY?

Joo. Would you love me even though I'm a Otter Mode version of Simo Häyhä and a 5'11" manlet?

Squats/hip thrusts ect, I know from first hand experience that 99% of bikini and lingerie models lift pretty heavy weights

Chad's are born not made, sorry user

Make friends with every one, be charasmatic and start dressing like a confident chad.
Some nice expensive pants, thight dress shirts, some expensive leather shoes/boots, expensive haircut's every week, low body fat, expensive watches, expensive car's, average height, a good jaw line, lot's of weight lifting, free spirit and lot's of cofidence, a protruded chest, a straight back and witt. I grew up with a Chad bigger brother, he had girl's soaking wet all over the place, I'm now taller than him, but not as confident and chad like. I'll get there, I used to be a chad too but I started playing videogames and I just stoped caring like a retard.

chads are born
not made.

This guy has the right idea, befriend some Chads IRL, observe how they dress and act ect and try to learn from them. People are kind of osmotic, you pick up the personality traits of the people you spend a lot of time with even if you don't want to

>Chad
>Weight lifting requirements

>5'11
>manlet

5'11 is average height m80

6'3" is average.

5'10" to 6'2" is manlet status

If you're under 5'10", just kill yourself

middle is my fucking goal, but iwth a bit more height

gotta get that viking mode in

It's actually 5'7" in the US.

My crew has figured it out

did you all smash that lady?

Really though, I need a routine to achieve this.

Some brosplit that only focuses on upper body 6 days a week.

Just lift, eat, and sleep

She's a personal trainer and part time freak

>Sandal tan lines on Guy #1.

Crew is fail

But his face says hard core

5'9" in the US, 5'7" global

It's 5'11" in the US now

AWAKEN MY BREHS!

Weightlifting and cardio keeps you on your game, testosterone keeps you motivated.

mfw trying to talk to a guy and convo derailed

Non-answer. If you don't lift with a proper routine, imbalances will cause injuries. I also need to cut. I look like the second guy in

If you look like the 2nd guy you should just lift SS for a while. He's skinny fat as heck. He could cut but what would he reveal? When you have no muscle cutting isn't that impressive

My legs are enormous already from bicycling so I want to focus on upper body instead of SS.

I think the ticket is focusing on delts and lats while eating a little below maintainence.

We were talking.

godspeed

ottermode chad here, just b yourself desu.
had a tinder date today that was all over me but i wasn't feeling it so i told her to uber home LOL

but seriously women aren't that hard to fuck, you'd be surprised at how easy some girls are.

“You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.”
― Jim Rohn