Then how long? How much can I hope to gain in 2 months?
Xavier Martin
You're in luck.
CERN currently has the large hadron collider revved up. You just have to fly to Geneva and infiltrate their facilities under the cover of night. Find a way to enter the super-collider tunnel BEFORE it is made operational for the day - be sure to cover your tracks, if anything is array they'll postpone their experiments.
When the collider is activated, you have to run CLOCKWISE WITH THE CURRENT. This is very important. If you run COUNTER CLOCKWISE you'll fall into the future which is conter-intuitive to your purposes.
Assuming you survive the journey, you should be transported into a close parallel dimension exactly 2.71828 years in the past. This will give you plenty of time to build up a respectable physique.
Good luck.
God speed.
Joshua Long
you have the lifts that it literally took me 4 months to make as a teen, work harder, lift heavier, eat fucking more
also you didn't mention rows so that's why your back is lacking thickness and I personally recommend chin ups way more than pulls ups for lat building purposes, but if your form is strict and you extend fully and slowly pull ups are good enough
I myself do under hand pulldowns but that's just because I don't like having to cross my legs
also to really get your traps joocy super set shrugs with high volume with hang cleans with high intensity
in 2 months though, no, really in 2 months you may look worse from a little extra fat and fluid from bulking up at about 4-5 months is when your work increase should balance your food increase and you'll get to looking more thick, tight, and solid
Connor Ortiz
1-1.5 pounds of actual muscle tissue?
Gavin James
read the fucking sticky you retarded dyel fuck it's there for a reason
Ayden Jones
I think I am too late to the game. Should have started at 14 but
>weights are bad for you user! >you'll mess up your spine! >work at the office like a good little goy! >b-but girls don't like big muscles!
Spreading these lies is a criminal offence to any man. I wish I could go back and beat the living shit out of me and my father.
Camden Rogers
also this
Kevin Powell
Is that actually what they do at CERN?
Ryder Morales
For someone who has been training 2 years, beat case scenario 2 maybe 3 lbs of muscle naturally.
With test and deca, over 10lbs.
William Perry
SS+GOMAD
Ian Russell
I wish I had a gym partner to correct my deadlifts and squats because I am afraid of doing them. I don't want to fuck my shit up. How do you find a gym bro?
Owen Murphy
unles you already have friends you can approach it's a really long awkward process of finding a regular member and slowly working in more and more until it isn't too cringe educing to ask to plan a session
or you can just record yourself or pay a meme-tier personal trainer
Logan Martin
Is it better to go at friend's far and shitty gym or go to close and cheap gym all alone?
Lucas Bell
friend's by far, it's really difficult to safely push yourself at first without a bro
once you learn your body's limits however you can go by yourself, like once you're at the point where you can tell if you're gonna make a lift just off of the initial tension you can go alone
Tyler Lewis
Ok thanks. Also, is doing a little boxing on the side a bad idea? Like, will it kill my gains?
Eli Cruz
not at all, however studies just came out showing that cardio and lifting on the same day slightly decreases gains in both
only by like 3% though
Josiah Ross
Never too late to start
Alexander Young
First few months noob gains kick in and you should be able to put on muscle at a defecit. I'd recommend trying to lose weight as it would make your gains more noticeable
Benjamin Diaz
before this, what are your daily consumed calories looking like?
Ian Carter
Are you fucking serious? It's a giant particle accelerator/collider, they smash tiny shit at relativistic speeds and try to figure out what comes flying out.
Camden Bailey
Pay a real, three-dimensional, certified PT with at least a degree. Pay a nutritionist. Prepare to train 4 days a week, cardio at least once, sleep well and keep your macros in check. It seems you've been hitting the gym for two years, so you're not in need to go through all the SS meme to activate your CNS. You probably lack some guidance, and - contrary to popular belief in this inane place - watching yt videos and getting some comments on reddit/Veeky Forums is hardly enough for some people. You need a trained eye, focus on proper form and get a qualified advice for your case. There are many exercises beside bench/deadlift/squat/OHP. At 22, after two years of training, there's no reason why you should weight only 73 kg, even if you're a lmao172cm manlet. Don't forget to eat at a huge surplus. Good luck
Carter Brooks
2 months - no supplements or protein shakes. My genetics are shit, too. Just put in the time and want it op
Xavier Allen
This is a typical day for me
>breakfast 6h30 5 eggs + 2 slices of spelt bread + strawberry smoothie with a scoop of proteins + Omega- 3 supplement >snack at around 9 with nuts, half chicken breast and some carbs >diner with 5 pieces of broccoli + 5xcauliflower + carrots + some rice/pizza + 1 chicken breast + nuts + apple + banana + yogurt >eat at 4pm with protein smoothie, half a chicken breast + random carbs like pizza or rice >eat by 8pm cheese + bread + half avocado + 4 spoons of hummus + nuts
Never counted my calories but shouldn't that be close de 3500 and meeting my protein intake as well? Also my parents own a bakery and just until recently, I stopped eating carbs like an autist because friend says can't gain weight cause body became resilient to insulin
Isaac Taylor
>I stopped eating carbs like an autist because friend says can't gain weight cause body became resilient to insulin Stop listening to meme friends. A calorie is a fucking calorie. Carbs are not evil and you need to bulk. Eat that bread, you've a varied diet already
Adrian Gomez
But how can I eat even more? I'm full all day long and almost to the point to force feed myself. Does that mean I don't lift enough? Not enough sleep?
Christopher Mitchell
alright first off not gonna preach like a faggot but I would cut from 5 whole eggs to 5 whites or at least 1 whole and 4 white because that much cholesterol is no good
but that should total like 4k which is good
and super refined carbs and sugar can create insulin insensitivity but when bulking you are going to need some refined carbs, I go with 1/4 or my carbs coming from healthy yet refined sources like whole grain breads and pasta
the 1/4 isn't science based, I just feel that ratio works best for me and on a bulk carbs should be your highest macro, I recommend like 60-70 percent of your intake
Lincoln Walker
not more, harder
when your muscles are screaming that means they are sucking in nutrients to heal themselves
Brody Martinez
my point here wasn't clear on the carbs
sugar is the main cause of insulin insensitivity not carbs, and when you are adding size or have achieved size some rapid refined carbs are needed to maintain, however don't be a fuck ass and get them from healthy sources like whole grain breads and pastas and some cereal
Angel Scott
you can also eat more calorie-dense foods, like nuts
Xavier Nelson
yes, super yes to this, but go unsalted because it's really hard for a lot of people to get a reasonable level of sodium in eating so fucking much
Bentley White
Sounds like you're ready to ride the tren train brah
Easton Lopez
Brah, I used my EQ ticket to hop on the tren train to test town so I could ask my doctor for some growth
Jace Phillips
This routine. Every set is the heaviest set you can do at 10 reps, so you start at a high weight and reduce the weight each set.
your numbers suggest you should look pretty good. u probably underestimate your bodyfat or something.
Eli Brooks
spend money, good goy
Nathan Cook
>lifting for 2 years >5'8 163lbs
Blake Bell
Yes. I work there.
Sebastian James
OP's already has a super hard on collider in the garage
Jace Jones
>2 lb of muscle in 2 months nigga what? a realistic figure while bulking would be 0.5-1 lb lean mass gain in 2 months 2 years is well past nooby gains
Dominic Rodriguez
>tfw me and friend motivated each other to work out for 7 weeks now
wouldnt have been able to do it without him, and vise versa. it was good that he knew what he was doing because I didnt.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Dude with 1000mg test, 600 mg deca EW and 100mg anadrol ED. You're gonna be huge af in 2 months.
Cooper Rivera
are you sure you're 14%bf? I have almost the same stats and my lifts are quite a bit higher except the OHP we are even, my back is pretty thick and my biceps are 15" which looks big for my height. I'm pretty sure I'm not below 12% bf so I have no idea where all your weight is going unless you have a lot more fat.