Chad is eating pussy while you eat pizza
Chad is eating pussy while you eat pizza
>Tfw that was literally me an hour ago
me on the right
eating pussy is fucking gay #smdh
>not eating pussy for jaw gains
You're not gonna make it.
I'm willing to bet that I enjoy eating pizza more than Chad enjoys eating pussy.
I eat pizza out of a grils pussy, checkmate Chads
Confirmed for being really bad at eating pussy and/or only getting rank roasties
this made me laugh
Chads eating my protein injection. That was for her not you fag.
>tfw had to lose 100cal fast
>better nut hard
ate pussy for the first time this week. It's disgusting, and pussy itself looks disgusting too. I'm straight btw, and enjoy fucking, I just don't like touching pussy, licking it, or doing anything to it that doesn't involve my penis. Pussy's are nasty. Like I'll touch pussy if my girl is wearing pants, but I'll touch it through the cloth, not with my bare hands. Where did this pussy eating meme start? From what I know, it was considered disgusting for millennia, even Greek society despised people who at pussy,
lol chad doesn't eat pussy you faggot. chad gets his dick sucked and bitches ride his dick.
greek society considered fucking boipucci the manliest thing ever, so stfu nigga, you just gay
boipucci is nasty, too. Doesn't mean girl pussy isn't nasty. I enjoy the female form and I find penises repulsive, so I ain't gay. Naw'm sayin? Pussy is just so fucking weird man. I love jizzing in it, but I don't like directly interacting with it. Their must be some logic behind this.
you like getting head? then give head back, otherwise you gay
I thought you said Chad was eating pizza and looking good while I was trying to get gains, now you say he's eating pussy.
Which one is it?
At least my pizza doesn't fart in my face
I don't eat boipussy either senpai
Eating pussy is fucking beta, I have no idea why modern society pressures men to do it so much
She wasn't attractive then.
I only eat attractive girls pussy.
If they're SUPER attractive, I'll eat the bootyhole too.
I bet you're a shitty lover
Sometimes I think I would pay to eat pussy.
who else like 'cago 'za here?
/r9k/ would say:
>beta
>modern society
pick one get one free
personally i dont mind not getting head, if that means i dont have to eat pussy.
Look at this little bitch
Jakes on him, pussy has no nutritional value
sound's like chad's missing out desu
Pizza taste better desu
lmao your a fuckin fag m8
>2016
>not eating pussy
yo gay tho
I bet your one of those fags who has to beg gf to sleep with him tonight and she's like nah headache
lel chads eating my dried up cum again while i'm eating pizza
when will he learn
This
I'm eating a bowl of frozen mixed fruit.
I wish I had pizza right now.
this is more accurate than the traditional Chad meme
Who cares? Women aren't some big conquest, you don't need to have sex with a hundred of them to validate your manhood. If you do, that's the very reason you aren't having sex with those women.
For real though user, you might actually be gay. You can stimulate a dick with anything but if you find pussy literally this disgusting, you are almost exactly by definition, homo. And that's okay homobro.
P-penises are n-nasty too guys. I'm definitely not h-homo. Its okay homobro, you'll feel better after you admit it
>I will not touch her pubic box
>Even if she is a fox
>Cannot will not with my hand
>Eating pussy is where I make a stand
>I don't need head, no I'm alright
>If it saves my tongue tonight
>Cover that pussy and leave me be
>I'm no homo, vag just isn't for me
my ex bf was just like you, turns out he was into traps and is pretty gay
Eating pussy is literally a brad thing to do
>CHAD eats pizza
>I eat pizza
I am Chad
Only homos don't eat pussy-- unless your vagina is ran through and stinks, then that's your problem not theirs.
I don't understand how women can have bad hygiene and allow men to go down on them. What is shame??
i think he me means that chad gets laid regularly while you spend all your time sitting at home pretending to be a professional bodybuilder/mma street fighter that doesn't ever eat pizza on an Australian aggregated shitposting forum, while eating pizza
How do you get chicks like OP?
user, you forgot to post the fedora and green meme arrows, try again
who the fuck is chad ?
honestly someone help me out here
but sometimes we eat pizza at the same time
if you have a girlfriend don't worry, you'll meet him this summer.
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Veeky Forums has a cuck fetish and loves to get off while imagining a man called Chad fucking women
I'm Chad
I do a bro split
I fuck pizza and than eat it.
dude just watch trap porn and find you a hot trap for forever love stop jerking chicks around with your homo dick.
What stupid insecure fuck keeps shitposting these same threads day in and day out? Kill yourself or go back to /r9k/
I don't eat neither pizza or pussy. Isolated lyf with gud diet is the only lyf to enlightenment m80.
What is this the sopranos?
Go back to sucking dicks.
thought all the weird cunts were left on /b/ lol
could i be your chad ? pic related
>being this mad about the daily reminders of being a girlfreindless loser
oohhhhhhhhhh
Chad would tell your girlfriend that tattoo is Egyptian hieroglyphic for "no-homo" and proceed to explain what this trap thing is that you're always "joking" about
Same.
hahahahahahha lmfao
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Tru dat nigga
Fucked my wife's mouth this morning and had her swallow it all
That's the dream right there
>Egyptian symbol
>not egyptian
What underwear is that?