Walk into a gym

that pic
>when you gotta hold in your farts at the gym

well mem'd! upboated

>Gym had a media box
>Wireless password was literally 12345!
>Could have my own playlists on the surround sound
>Come in one day after a 2 day break
>Wireless is gone
>TV screens on all the walls
>Motion-sensors activate
>MTV starts blaring Ed Sheeran
>Have to borrow housemate's earmuffs with buletooth
>Sound still seeps through
>Now grow violently angry when Top 40 playes elsewhere

Just kill me.

SOON ILL BE 60 YEARS OLD

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

>JUST GONNA STAND THERE
>AND WATCH ME BURN

My last gym didn't change its soundtrack very often.

god fuck this whole thread makes me want to die

ONCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD
SORRY
WORK WORK WORK
I NEED A JUAN DANCE
MY NAME'S BLURRRRRRRYFACE
MY NAME IS NO, MY NUMBER IS NO

>walk into gym
>call me maybe is on repeat
oh wait shit I'm wearing headphones nvm

My gym blasts all latino music, I wanted to die so bad for the months without headphones, but still pumpin' cuz gym is life, on the sidenote, I listen to alternative rock and some weabooshit, sometimes power metal too

My gym -- which is mostly Latinos with a handful of black guys and white guys, and this one Indian turbo manlet-- plays Gorillaz all the fucking time. Shit's awesome.

Keith Sweat or some gay new shit? I wish my gym played Keith sweat.

>walk into gym
>IT'S JUST ME MYSELF AND I SOLO RIGHT UNTIL I DIE

NOOOO STOP STOP STOP

>Be me
>walk into gym
>realise I forgot headphones
PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDAPANDAPANDAPANDA

WORST

Kekd

...

WAAAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIIDDEEE

>I can't focus with headphones on, so don't work out in htem
>Have to endure this same sing like twice a workout

>walk into gym
>IF OUR LOVE'S INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY REMEDY

>Be me
>Doing heavy OHP set
>BABY BABY BABY UUHHH

LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND 12 SCOOPS COME ON

...

PUT IN WORK LIKE MY TIME SHEET, SHE FINNESE

Fucking this. Triggers me so hard.

>walk into gym
>new Astronautalis
>new Aesop
>new P.O.S

hgmr

>go to gym
>YOUUUUU crank that soulja boy
>Oh wait it's not 2006

Fuck

Most gyms just play main stream degenerate garbage.
That's why you gotta bring headphones breh

>be me
>go to the gym on Saturdays
>Pitbull - Feel This Moment playing
>k
>fast forward a week
>walk in
>surprise, it's Pitbull

Now, this happens a couple of more times and I notice it. Turns out the coach at the gym likes to turn on a local radio station which plays it's top music of the week on Saturdays

>several weeks later
>have to come in a bit early
>what_a_nice_surprise.avi
>it's Pitbull! Just so happens that the song moved down a couple of spots.
>haha

This goes on for WEEKS. I always manage to come in early/late and the song moves up or down acordingly. It got to the point where I accidently started doing my Saturday routine on Tuesday as the song randomly started playing while I was getting dressed.

I still get this very weird feeling whenever I hear that song.

It's only your fault that you didn't bring headphones, so stfu and eat a dick faggot

>ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT

>AND THEY STAY THERE

>holding farts at the gym
>not shamelessly ripping a fat ones
do you even alpha?

MAKE IT STOP

> DDDDDDDDDDDJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ KHAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEED

REEEEEEEEEE

>wanting tinnitus
lmao nice!!!

shut your whore mouth, you silly cunt

MY PREPAID BRINGS ALL THE GIGS TO THE PLAN

youtube.com/watch?v=xPzkkgnkpug

This should play in the gym.

>WELCOME TO MY HOUSE

>gym plays no music

Feels good man

>walk into a gym
>HEY HEY YOU YOU

>PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDAPANDAPANDAPANDA

Damn that must be awesome.

Do people unironically not enjoy listening to this song? This will be the song I play at my son's bar mitzvah and get up to dance it with all my highschool friends to enjoy it and embarrass my son with.

>bar mitzvah

>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

YEAH HEY HEY LIVING LIKE WE'RE RENEGADES

> mfw been living in japan for two years and I don't know most of these songs

I actually love that song,

This post is disgusting in so many ways god I hope your son gets shot dead by achmed

I HATE THIS SONG
How is it even famous?

>working somewhere where music is played

Did you not finish high school?

>WHEN I MET YOU IN THE SUMMER

I'm in med school. Nearly all of our surgeons listen to music in the OR, and are paid like 300-600k and have at least 15 years of school and training after high school.

Not everybody is stuck being a cubicle cuck.

>are paid like 300-600k and have at least 15 years of school and training after high school

So they'll've broken even by the time they're 43, nice.

every fucking time

Do you have Aspergers syndrome?

A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M

>walk in gym
>WAKE ME UP starts playing
>snicker to self uncontrollably

Th-thanks Veeky Forums

>enter the gym
>THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN NIGHT
>some guy with a decent voice starts singing it jokingly
>everyone joins in for the chorus

...

If you would have said your wife's son instead you could've had a top cancer post m8

same brehs. my phone doesnt get any service in my gym so no streaming, and my ADD means i can't just pick music before the gym

Bumb

Medical school costs like $300k all-in (living expenses, not just tuition) IF you have to pay the full sticker price. They pay off debt for a long time because they aren't paying large interest rates and would rather do other stuff with the money, not because they actually cannot pay the loan off sooner.

I love how poorfags think every loan is basically some shady payday shit.

Congrtulations faggot. Youll b in debt til ur 50

>confirmed for cube monkey. Don't even have to pass high school to repeat your mundane job

Meant for this homer

>walk into a gym
>muffled eurobeat starts playing in the yoga room

>tfw i have half the frozen soundtrack on my workout playlist
>tfw no lifting bros to sing songs with in the middle of workouts

I'm with you man. OP could literally mean anything

**Si mi do mi waar waah wa wah wur wa wah
Shflimidomi rar raah ra ra rha rah

>Disciples
my niggah
Fuck Calvin Harris tho

I enjoyed this jew bait.
>your wife's son

>walk into gym
>EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOU

>walk into a gym
>Wake Me Up Inside starts playing
>mfw I can't wake up

save meeee

>walk in to gym
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN

>walk into Vietnam
>it ain't me starts playing

>tfw there's a nigger working at our gym who keeps playing young thug when he's there
Based niggerbro

>My name is NO
>my sign is NO
>my number is NO
NO NO NO NO NO

FUCKING RUINING MY WORKOUT EVERYTIME I HEAR A SHIT SONG LIKE THIS

I hate Work, but mang I was listening to Rihanna today and her other songs gave me the feels.

>not listening to "Love on the Brain" or "Kiss it Better" while setting squat PRs

I cried after

>lifting in gym while cardio bunnies do their thing with techno blaring. They finish and the music switches back to normal radio. Suddenly "I want to break free" comes on. Guys all look at each other like WTF? and laugh. The ones not in a set sing along. The ones in a set realise it has a great rhythm for lifting.

Great day in the gym.

>walk into gym
>JIBUN WO SEKAI SAE MO starts playing

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

3 month ago, this song played about 5-6 times in 1h here in Germany. And I was in the office where they have a radio. I detest this song, I hate so fucking much. It's not even a good song.

SHUTUP AN DANCE WITH ME

I hate this fucking song so much, and I don't know why people relate to it at all.

>BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE
>THE WAY
>YOU LOOK SO MUCH

BY DIVINE RIGHT HAIL AND KILL

My gym has two rooms. One with great music. The other with trashy chart music.

>mfw gym I go to is ghetto as fuck
>most guys who go there know eachother
>pretty much all music played is either some rap or hard rock/metal

Feels good man.

On a side note, I've heard all the top 10 songs in the past 6 months due to the radio constantly blasting at work. I feel sick at this point...

Fucking faggot