/agression/

Post stories of physical conflict, agression, maybe violence since you were Veeky Forums.

>living in a low-mid tier Eurasian country
>three skelly-dyel punks with tattoos walking side by side on a narrow sidewalk
>try to squeeze through sides
>finally say excuse me and touch lightly on the shoulder of the leftmost dude with the back of my hand on the and pass him, walking rapidly
>touching people is common here so nobody minds
>dyel 1: hey tough guy, watch where you going
>dyel 2: what happened man?
>dyel 1: he doesn't know how to ask for way.
>dyel 3: he said 'excuse me'
>dyel 1: look, look, he's pretending not to hear me
>dyel 2: let go man
>dyel 3: he's not worth it
>dyel 1: I should teach him a lesson
>of course I shat myself in terror and kept the fast pace and went on my way, because getting stabbed by 3 people might not be fun

Happened today, what would Veeky Forums do?

i would stab you.

texas law allows me to defend myself from danger that may be present, whether or not they had attacked me would be irrelevant

i always carry, you never know

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best part of 'Murrica. It's hard to get guns here and harder to get a carrying license. You can carry knives, portable nightstick or if you want to be a little bitch, pepperspray.

touching a man on the back of the shoulder to indicate that you must pass is absolutely fine, you just ran in to some angry manlets

just don't touch him on the hip. i've seen that mistake made before

>just don't touch him on the hip
>'excuse me senpai, n-no homo'

a "homeless" average normal looking guy (probably living out of a car) moved here a year ago. at a cross walk he asked me for change and stood real close to me as if it was normal space, and i said i don't have any. he made excuses trying to justify me giving him change and he got personal. i just ignored him and walked away.

almost a year later we come across one another again right before a cross walk. he asks for change again, remembering me. i just shook my head politely and walked away. he follows and says "you could be homeless one day too you know" i told him just because i don't have spare change, doesn't mean he has to spread negativity. not only that but he doesn't know my story.

so months later, today, he sees me again at a crosswalk, and comes up from the side asking me for change, again standing extra close to me like on a subway. i ignore him completely and turn my head. he has a handful of like 28 cents and nudges my bicep with his hand. i turn and look at him as he signals his handful of change to me once again. i unconsciously smacked the change out of his hand real hard and it flew everywhere. "heeey may change :(" i said "you fucking touched my arm" and walked away.

>walking
>on phone with friend
>talking about immigration within my state, economy, taxes, shit like that
>45yo black bum trudging my way, don't even pay attention.
>Y DON'T U GO BACK 2 YO HOME COUNTRY
>DO U HAV A GREEN CAAHHD (card) ????
>he keeps walking after locking eyes and saying this
>calmly argue back to him explaining what both of us represent in this city and that he should also mind his business
>he hollers out some black american historical figure (forgot who) which was completely irrelevant to this
>i say what about them it has nothing to do with this
>puts his fists up all casually and challenges me to a fight
>i tell him to swing
>plays it off I'LL WAKE UP MY KIDS BEFORE I BEAT YO ASS blah blah
>follow him a block telling him off before he signals a cop over
>cop hearing me tell him off
>cop tells him to walk the other way
>voluntarily talk to cop as a normal human man to man
>explain what went on and cop takes my side
>see the dude 45 minutes later standing by a shopping cart full of his shit, staring at the ground.

One time I was doing some contracter work in Iran "smash and grab" work.

I returned back to base late one time and my commanding officer was pissed (the reason I was late was because I had just been fucking his wife) and he said if I was late a gain there would be trouble. I immediately pulled out my AA-12 shotgun and blew his head off. In my state of Texas I may shoot a man if I perceive a threat.

>I'LL WAKE UP MY KIDS BEFORE I BEAT YO ASS

What the fuck does that even mean?

>since

lol bro i have always been aggressive

if anything lifting has made me less so cause now i have an outlet for it

>walking hom from club with some girl i pulled
>walk past refugee camp with 3 young guys hanging around outside
>they ask me for cigarettes, tell them i dont smoke
>they ask me for money
>i explain that i paid for everything they are living off, they seem to understand
>"now you go home make sex with prostitute ? :) "
>demand respect for her
>haha yes yes you and (this was the first time he even looked at her) bitch go fuckie fuckie now haha
>get pissed and tell him not to fucking call her that
>"Why you so angry? you want to be man for bitch? we much more man than you!"
>he grabs her wrist
>she squeals and runs away
>one of the dudes tries to run after her, i manage to grab him by his jacket and pull him back
>one of the other guys does a sloppy takedown with the help of his friend
>they all soccer kickthe shit out of me, then run away

lost 1 tooth which costs a fucking fortune here in germany, had a fucked up face for 2 months which meant i couldnt do my sales job properly and bruises all over my body

trial is going against these guys, but aint no money to get from them for my tooth. Insurance is still "looking into the case" after half a fucking year. Shit sucks.

gotta love living in estonia where none of the shitty refugees will ever come.
Not enough money and everyone is racist as fuck.

>staying to talk with lowlife scum who are just looking for trouble instead of ignoring them
>being the aggressor in a 3v1 situation
Real stupid dude

That girl is now masturbating to that memory

wut
did you even do anything

How bad this stuff with refugees really is?
I only know it from my country's media, which says it's pretty bad.

Shoo shoo blaha

Zumindest hast du schwere Eier.

I come from a tribal society so violence is kinda normal
Just like bloodfeuds although nowadays russian installed government prevents it

are you chechen?

yea

>Even acknowledging them
If a stray dog comes up to you and barks at you, do you try to pet it?

you guys are alright

Извинилcя yжe?

>2016
>not knowing how to fight

You done fucked up. Learn Muay Thai and Judo and you'll wreck 99% of people.

I am in civil war so battles are most days. Gym doesnt get shelled although.

I'm not russian, sorry.

Ukrainian or Syrian?

>or if you want to be a little bitch, pepperspray.

you're a retards

of those three things good OC is the best way to make someone fuck off so you can get away

CCing isn't so you can get in a fight or fuck with people and then go "hahah i have a gun what are you going to do?"
it's to defend yourself or someone around you if there are going to be seriously injured or killed by another

is you agent hemmingway?

>have water polo practice in the evening
>we're halfway through the season, so practice finishes quite late
>instead of going home I go to the campus to finish some coursework due the next day because i prefer working in the library
>lose track of time, finish coursework, by the time I'm finished it's already 2 in the morning
>take the last bus home
>bus route passes through council house hood
>got my headphones on, listening to music
>4 labour voters get on the bus, this is a weekday so there's only me and them
>mind my own business and don't pay attention to them
>one of the guys pulls my headphones
>i try taking it back and there's some pushing around but they don't do much probably because there's CCTV on the bus
>i get it back, they laugh and start talking shit
>arrive at my stop and get out
>as im walking i notice they got out of the bus too and are following me
>i decide not to run because they're already too close
>turn around, expect the worst
>one of the guys tried punching me, i dodge and counterpunch
>get surrounded by the 4 of them
>get the living shit kicked out of me
>end up with a broken nose from a headbutt
>knocked out
>miss uni the next day and get extenuating circumstances form accepted
>get an 2 week deadline extension for my coursework due to my GP's note
>improve coursework and get the highest mark

Heh I guess you gotta make the best out of a shitty situation.

Also, #VoteLeave

britain should be walled off and carpet bombed with nukes 2bh

You seem aggravated, friend.

Yeah, I get pretty mad whenever I'm reminded of the UK existing.

Badass

I would have used a .308 myself, but you did what any real man would do.

I've always wondered, how much would a basic boxing class help you in street fighting?

I'm 6' 5" so I'm lucky a tough look mostly prevents fights and being the aggressor/psycho mode helps alot aswell but in an actual fight with someone who knows his shit I would get fucked up.

Is boxing most useful fightskill for street fighting?

2 years will fly by but after about 2 years your game should be on lock.

I hope this is fake. It makes me fucking rage. Makes me want to fly to Germany and just mollywhop the refugees