Who's oldest virgin here? 24 here

no loss no gain
immune to emotion

> Lost it at 23 on a drunken night out
> Was a fluke, no more vagina at the age of 29

32

i feel you breh

21 here, soon 22.

Did some lmao 4 plate squats today for reps.

Embrace the T-rex mode.

Almost 23, on cut now though Ill prob be able to smash some puss when I get the chub from my face my stabdards arent massively high and I decent at flirting

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>what gets me is the loneliness.

I was 24. I was full cocoon mode until i went to Europe for a month. It opened my eyes that there was more to this world than going to work and playing xbox.
Once i got home i put a profile on an Internet dating site and got a lot of attention. Over the next three years i went on about 100 dates and had sex with about 30 girls.

23
I've never talked to a girl

>online dating
>100 dates
>sex with 30 girls

Jesus, are you ugly? Those odds are terrible

dude I was fat in HS and got girls only because I was a linebacker how lost are you niggers jesus

but I also got my dick sucked at 8 by my babysitter

22 and a half here

at least I'm pure, like an angel

pls Jesus accept me in heaven

some peoples' problems are because of their minds.

I guess you could say...mind over matter?

I had barely ever even spoken to a girl before that so it took a lot of dates before my spaghetti launcher started working properly. Once i figured it out it got easier but yeah there were so many dates where you talk online and seem great but you meet them and you know straight away you never want to see them again.

31

>fat all my life
>made fun of in high school by the girls i kuked
>was a total sperg on college
>muh dow

Didnt start getting my siit together until i was 28. Im down from 320 to 180, still feel like im fat as shit.

>manlet also

and now you're on Veeky Forums bragging about not being a virgin :^)

Just flabbergasted how people cannot get laid in their teen years sorry to make you upset baby sending lots of love come be with me come live with me

How did she end up sucking your dick?

Wtf, would you share what happend?

>being this triggered

stay "flabbergasted" nerd lmao

27.
I just thought it would happen naturally. I only realized two years ago that as a guy you have to work hard for this shit. On the other hand women get hit on by human trash so often if you look like a decent human being they're very likely to give you a chance.
Went on my first actual date at 25. Way above my league in every way but still into me somehow. I'm so immature and inexperienced when it comes to dating I managed to fuck it up completely. I still think I'll never get a shot at getting such a high quality partner ever again. Yet again I don't deserve one.

I asked her what a blow job was and if she could show me she had asked how I knew about it and she tried it on me
im flabbergasted you goober

>goes into a thread about virgins
>surprised at the virginity

you're not too bright are you lad?

Haha yall fags, I lost it when I was skinny at 17

26, soon 27.
3 years ago i started thinking about visiting a whore. I decided that I do not want to lose it this way.

Today I realise that if I ever find a grill wanting to get physical with me it would be so obvious and so embarrassing that I have never been with anyone before. So I will visit whores after all. I can not possibly be a newbie at 27+ and think anyone would take me seriously as boyfriend material while knowing nothing practical about sex.

I already lost my male friends. They started shaming me because of my virginity. And women are far less forgiving on this subject.

iktfb
i stopped feeling bad and depressed about me never having sex now i just laugh at myself in the mirror like as if i see the court fool standing in front of me

>I already lost my male friends. They started shaming me because of my virginity.
I wouldn't call those guys friends.
>And women are far less forgiving on this subject.
pic related

I knew these people since 6 years old. And still it was so bad that I decided to cut all contact.

Currently I have no friends. I am self-employed and consider myself successful. I make more than average in my country and work less than half of what is average. I created a perfect environment to isolate myself from everyone.

The only people I see are my business partners or clients.

There is no way I am escaping this. I will just visit whores, continue living, serving wealthier people and then die.

Go for women looking for a long term thing, not a hook up. If she's ok with you being inexperienced she won't mind you being a bit awkward the first few times. Obviously it can be a massive dealbreaker and finding such a partner isn't easy, but it's ok to have flaws going into a relationship and at least inexperience is temporary. If you're abusive or manipulating or egotistical it's probably for life. Yet those people still get laid.

I mean, if you think fucking a whore to get some experience will boost your confidence, go for it. You don't have anything to lose except some money. Though I assume when it comes to The Talk, women would rather hear you're a virgin than you only fucked a whore because you were desperate.

girls my age are either single moms, fat, or crazy

id choose death before settling for the scraps noone wants. so I lift, not just because it makes me feel good but because I dont want these types of women.

Not the oldest, 18 here.

lol I was just having a laugh

25

>At thirteen the cutest girl in school throws herself at me at every opportunity. Flat out ask me to fuck her.
>"Nah, I have feelings for that mousey girl from my street."

>At fifteen, two girls start an make-out session in front of me and invite me to join. One of them drips ice-cream into her decolte and asks me to clean her.
>"Nah, this would be weird."

>In college a girl did her damnedest to get me alone at a party, took my hand and slid it under her skirt.
>"She's probably not a virgin, I want it to be with another virgin."

Had about half a dozen chances of losing my virginity then and there and about a dozen other ones where I had to put some minimal effort in. Every time I chickened out because it wasn't my onetits or because it would have felt wrong or the girl was tipsy.

MFW I let my youth pass in front of me because I was obsessed with "waiting for the perfect moment with the perfect girl." Or maybe I was just chicken. I was a Chad in terms of looks and sociability until about 20, then the crippling loneliness drove me to drink and pop pills. five years later I am a disgusting blob trying to stop the downward spiral. Went down from 150kg to 100kg, I doubt I'll every be able to have a normal and happy relationship or even sex-life though.

...

>tfw 23
>fucked 4 girls with a condom
>dick was diamonds
>girls came
>I didn't cum
>can cum easily from fap

Explain

nervous
death grip
anxious

?

>Tfw 24 year old virgin
>Tfw social circle in no way suspects it

People will not pin you as an aspie unless you're unattractive. They always think that it's about them, that the social situation is awkward because I personally dislike them.

Don't give up you faggot

>robots can't feel emotional connections

Condom removes sensation.

>condom
falling for the rubber jew

26 here

kill me

Yo bud start loving yourself. I know it must be hard to not think your the fat kid because that's what you were your whole life. But you have to embrace the large steps you took to get you here.
If you don't you'll feels like the fat kid for no reason and nothing will change.

shave your ironic mustache and you would legit be beautiful and worth giving a life of love to (love from both the heart and the genitals)

u r me brah

32

>ugly as fuck
>shit beard
>shit hairline
>still got qt gf
>get laid twice a day
u mad virgins?

Lost my virginity at 14.
These threads have been making me laugh for a long ass time.

go for it, it is all innocent fun as long as you keep it safe. Even female virginity does not worth shit nowadays, why do you think yours matter?
Once it is out of the way and realize you can have sex with different 18ys every day if you can afford it, it will be so much easier. Chances, you will settle with 6/10 soon after though.

1-2 years and it is gg ez from now on. Lack of desperation when you don't care and less mental locks are two of the advantages of being older, godspeed.

Are you guys serious in this thread? I mean, I know that a few pepople are virgin but wtf?? Don't you guys have any interest in meeting a woman and do it?
I'm 18 now and have a active sexual life since I was 15, and it is pretty normal in my social life.

So nice that you had a father to help you get a good start in life.

why are you even on Veeky Forums you fucking normalfag

go back to facebook or someshit

25 here.

If we didn't have any interest, this thread wouldn't exist. It just doesn't work out for some of us.

26 years old and still virgin here... I haven't even kissed a girl

>Don't you guys have any interest in meeting a woman and do it?
Sure, but things happen to some people that make it a lot harder for them.

Get out of my board RREEEEE

I would definitely not recommend any virgin go to a prostitute. I thought about it but i waited 24 years for a girl who actually wanted to do it with me and it was worth it.
Now that i have been doing it for 9 years I'm sick of it and can easily go 6,7,8,9 months without it even though i have a gf who would do it all the time.
Once you do it you will become addicted and you will do anything to get it, i lost a lot of good friends because i would ditch people to go meet up with a girl and women are the ultimate gains goblins.

Have you ever kissed a girl user?
And don't mean do be mean. Have you ever gone to any partys and stuff like that? Meet a girl in the subway, bar or whatever and asked for her number?
You're in Veeky Forums you must have at least a pretty decent body, am I right?

It's tough to get through your HS and college years without falling into a pussy.

After college the biggest hurdle to getting pussy is getting your own place.

Were you drunk?

I can only cum when the the girl is playing with my balls.

My looks aren't the problem. I'm awkward with most people, but especially so with girls. I would rather fight a dragon or some shit before I would choose to approach a girl.

Can't help it. Women are intimidating creatures.

>can easily go 6,7,8,9 months without it even though i have a gf who would do it all the time.

M8, if you are not giving it to her, somebody else will

>would rather fight a dragon than approach a girl
damn

>would rather fight a dragon than approach a girl
>Women are intimidating creatures.

That's autistic as fuck. Well, I don't know you user, but I think if you really wanted it you would try. Easier when you have looks that "aren't the problem". Wish you luck.

Hahaha you guys it's easy to get laid.

1. Invite her over for Netflix and chill
2.?????
3. PROFIT

No but seriously go up to a girl you like. Tell her you want to take her out and get to know her. Invite her over to your place. Kiss her and start making out, go from there.

Is it rly that hard for you guys?

post a picture of your face and post pictures of the types of girls you fuck

i want to have a good laugh

I know that stepping out off my comfort zone is about the only way I will get anywhere, but I just can't help myself.

I have a gf so I only fuck one girl now.

Back when I was single tinder and OKcupid worked really easily.

Better to have a partner IMO. Sex is shitty with no emotional connection. Best sex is making legit love.

Meh, you'd still be a kissless virgin if you were as short as me (about the height of that girl) and if you looked like me.

>that rationalization for why you haven't gotten laid.

What you just said reeked of insecurity because you're too busy trying to put me down.

I'm 5'6 and 18. How tall are you?

Oh I just re read what you said.

I'm a dumb meat head so I do that.

Nah man I've seen rly ugly dudes get laid. You just have to go with the same tier of chicks.

If you're ugly and know it. You'll have to settle for an equally ugly partner. It's just evolution.

u just became a meme

bruh, you were molested

Fuckin sick meme bro.

Ive always wanted to be immortalized through memes.

1.Accept your true destiny, and start your career in porn.
2. Lose virginity.
3. Continue to stay pussy for $$$.
4. Never shave stache

I don't get it pls help

I guess it's ironic because I'm tall and buff but in all reality I'm not even that good looking so if I can get laid you can too.

>I just thought it would happen naturally.

This is a big problem among guys. They just sit around and wait for something to magically happen.

almost 31, lifting did not cure my autism

Got a hooker but too worried about the situation so couldnt get hard, at least I tried I guess.

I think I gained my virginity back. Lost it at 20 with a girl I then dated until 24(had sex probably over 800 times). We broke up, been 5 months and no sex. Feel like a virgin again, like it never happened. Don't think I'll have sex for a good long while, half a year, year maybe, or more. I'm one of those people who wants an emotional connection first. Kinda sad..

Don't give up guise.
I lost my virginity at 27 and now at 28 have fucked 7 pretty hot girls just in the last couple months.
The secret is..tinder.

61 here. Never even been in the same room with a girl.

21. I have had sex once before but I was extremely drunk and she made all the moves. It's the only interest any girl has ever shown in me.

I'm scared that I'll never get a gf.

Lost my virginity 5 years ago at 17 to a cheerleader who really had a thing for me. We fucked just once when I was high and drunk and I literally felt nothing for her, broke her heart.

About a week later i met a crazy bitch who i stayed with for 3.5 years. Then without a break I switched to another girl who is perfect and we've been together 1.5 years.

I haven't gone more than 2 weeks without pussy in 5 years, but only with 3 girls. I definitely agree that sex with someone you're emotionally connected to is goat.

are you me I had the same situations happen, 26 v here

26. Had my penis in a vagina but it was only for a few seconds so I don't count it

Lost virginity when i was ten not worth it