Went to a club

Veeky Forums is 80% autists and 20% normies here for summer

guess which ones are making the EDM threads

why are they wearing long johns in summer

>tfw have loved electronic music since grade school (back when anything electronic was called techno)
>attend raves and festivals whenever I can as a teen because I actually love the music
>witness the rise of EDM during highschool and college
>get Veeky Forums in early 20's and continue going to raves and festivals
>realize I have become an edm bro...except I'm autistically knowledgable and enthusiastic about all the producers and dj's and music being played.

clubbing is the dumbest shit ever

>spending money on extremely overpriced alcohol
>drinking and feeling like shit the next day
>unnecessary calories
>even if you pick up a girl there's a 90% she's infected with something because she gets laid by a different guy every weekend

Not even once

I wear earplugs(amazon.com/Etymotic-Research-ER20XS-SMF-P-High-Fidelity-Earplugs/dp/B00RM6Q9XW/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1465047818&sr=1-2&keywords=etymotic research earplugs)
They come with a small case with the earplugs, are not noticeable when clubbing, and doesn't muffle the sound, just makes it less loud.
Protect your ears m8.
Can't help with the drinking, I drink too much when I go out

>clubbing with alcohol

Lmao. Do coke or speed and dance like a maniac. Go to sleep with xanax and wake up feeling great after a night of cardio.

Pre-drink before you go out, that's more enjoyable for me than clubbing, but my friends are club rats. I rather hit a hipster bar.

Find new friends

Fuck off, you degenerate.

Clubs are pathetic
Literally a step above strip clubs

t. fat alcoholic whiskey dick slob

>tfw you'll never look like that
I'm not gonna make it familias

>edm bro festivals and clubs full of mindless retards and stuck up sluts
wew lad, go to an underground club, take some md ket and coke or whatever else you want and enjoy the √√√ibes innit lads, much better night out than this other rubbish you guys go on about

tren hard ;)

>dancing all night burns calories
>go with friends and dance with them to have fun
>intimate bathroom talks to bond with fellow females
>get drunk enough to go explore the night city
>get a chance to dress pretty
>if i don't go home with someone i always end up at a friends house to have a drunk sleepover

clubbing is awesome for girls

>$20

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Get drunk and have some fun you depressive faggot

You forgot

>free drinks all night

Why do females always do retarded childish shit when they're drunk

>LMAO LETS EXPLORE THE CITY LOOOOOL WE'RE SO RANDOM AND UNIQUE HAHAHA
>LET'S MAKE DUMB NOIES TOGETHER AND BOND LMAOOOOO
>INTIMATE BATHROOM TALKS WITH MUH GULS HAHAHA, CAN'T SOCIALISE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, RIGHT?! LMAOOO

why are you so angry

>not using GHB, the only recreational drug that is actually good for gains

Does Veeky Forums leave one night stands in your bed whilst you go to the gym in the morning? do you wait until later? I work full time btw

>On a heatlh and fitness forum,
>doesn't care about one his most important >body parts

Honestly it's a really good investment if you go out at all. Clubs, bars, festivals, I would have had some ear damage if I didn't wear these.

>too loud too talk
I dont even get it why people talk, how its even possible, is there somekind of loud music voice that you are supposed to have?
>almost everyone just comes with their own group, and sticks with it, few new connections made
it was easier in a larger city to go by yourself and just to find women, smallerish cities are more difficult. Even when I was fatter I got approached much more in a larger city. Fug.
>music kinda boring
my biggest problem, one bar has generic music, another bar had electronic music, but it had no end and no beginning. It just kept on going where the the guy only slightly introduced new beats and things, you cant dance to that.

God, the rigors I have to pull myself through to get a QT.

You're gonna call him virgin next right

EDM Clubs (festivals are a different story) are NOT the place to pick up. It's a non-sexual environment.

I've left girls on my room before in college all the time. I only had a bike and would wake up for class and just leave. One stole some of my shirts tho

herpes: the post

> went to a club
Kys

>another bar had electronic music, but it had no end and no beginning. it just kept on going, where the guy only slightly introduced new beats and things, you can't dance to that
top pleb, that's what all the best clubs play innit
youtube.com/watch?v=z6x6zXNrF3E

> Kys

underage poof detected

Nigga, have you seen how those girls dress? If you go to a festival with a female friend who's down to help wing you, then you're basically guaranteed to get some numbers.

These shows aren't fuck/orgy shows, but ffs concerts are probably the easiest numbers I've ever gotten

I used to go clubbing when I was 17/18
I used to pull bitches all the time
The problem was that I never got to fuck any of them because they all lived with their parents and I'm not a public sex kind of guy.

Kissing is lewd, user.

but thats just boring shuffles all the way through, there is not enough variation to warrant bigger moves. God its so boring.

> going to clubs for the sole purpose of hooking up with chicks

gross man, gross

That type of music is subtle and minimal with its changes, it isn't boring at all, it becomes almost tribal and heavily rhythmic once you're in a hypnosis with the beat, there's a certain energy you get when a whole crowd is dancing in a sort of one big herd and it becomes unifying, everyone feeling the same vibe and energy, you don't get that with your generic buildup and drop martin garrix type shit where people are just prancing around doing their muzzing and jumping up and down
it's hard to explain but go to one of these things, take some MD or ket or something and you'll understand immediately

Gotta let the ladies come to you bro. If you are going to the club to pull chicks then you are doing it wrong.

Go with the intention to have fun with friends then when girls see how fun your group is and want to get in on it then you start reaping.

MD? well perhaps I should give it another try, but my brain just wont allow me to go with it as it is, I tried it for over 2 hours and nothing, just boredom.

Or perhaps it was just a no name smalltimer who didnt do it right, that could be it as well. I dont know exactly.

The thing is I am into normal techno, dnb and other stuff, its my favorite genre, but this is something else. I like the tunes as they are what the normal music has, just not everything else.

How DO you pick up bitches at festivals?
Im always just sort of in my circle of friends.

>drinking at a /bleep/ night
found the problem pham

Never been a huge fan of clubs. Dive bars are where it's at.

Go to a proper drum and bass/jungle night and actually good MD
gr8 experience

You sure it was legit, you would have known if it was MD, or at least something active
But I've been doing this for ages now, it's a lifestyle, this type of music you can have DJs playing 12 hour sets and everyone is still going skitz by the end of it, something about how freeing it feels to be in the club listening to amazing music, with cool people and not having to give a shit about the rest of the world, these places aren't full of people who will stare at you weird for dancing the wrong way or want to start fights
where do you live by the way, it can make a huge difference on the quality of the club experience

1. Be attractive
2. Start rolling hard, kill your inhibitions and go after every available girl

May as well.

>gr8
You have to go back.

Why the fuck would you go to a drinking event dumbass? Alcohol is for faggots who want to be skinnyfat and can't deal with their problems.

I am not such a person either, never start a fight or whatever, but I still just like music that has ends and/or beginnings. But I guess my type of music is still more aggressive, more dark, more haunting. I dont like these cozy uplift beats if they dont lead to anything more sinister. Though I love uplift beats if they are part of normal music somewhat.

I am not sure but I just cant get into it, il try a few more times perhaps, since it could have been the dj. Maybe there are higher quality ones out there.

also thanks for the advice, today is another local one just like the week before. I think il try it again. Maybe it will be a bit better this time.

>But I guess my type of music is still more aggressive, more dark, more haunting. I dont like these cozy uplift beats if they dont lead to anything more sinister
*tips fedora*
but seriously, have you tried listening to techstep? Sounds more up your alley, Inside the Machine and Wormhole are the best techstep albums

Last time I bothered to keep track of genre's I was into neurofunk. But since then I havent really kept myself up to date with it all, I am just as content at listening to /pol/ related music, military marches, older music and whatever.

il try to see if I should expand on it with the ones you mentioned.

anyone here listen to hardstyle?

Some of it can gets crazily dark and banging, a lot of this stuff is played in dodgy abandoned warehouses and ww2 bunkers
Maybe give this one a listen
LPyoutube.com/watch?v=uVsfzprO7zs

Ugh

>dodgy abandoned warehouses and ww2 bunkers

dude, that sounds awesome as fuck. I wonder if there are many things like that in europe, around the Benelux specifically. Well you gave me enough info to go on, I think I can google it further from here. Ty dude.

Go to germany m8
The biggest one in berlin is in an abandoned power station and there's another tresor which is in a ww2 vault

Yea these jewtube links are definitely up my alley. Holy kek. I think I could enjoy these much more than the more generic dnb.

> 90% percent
Wew lad

What's the difference between hard style and grime?

I went to a club once. The music was so loud I could feel my skeleton resonate and it was so crowded that I panicked, hid in the toilets and played 2048.

Bars, however, are excellent.

Of course brah

Spooky!

Where they at? gonna stay a week in berlin this summer

Only really listen to old school, the new stuff lost what I loved about classic hardstyle
youtube.com/watch?v=dB_o5Qr7qXk

youtube.com/watch?v=iADcamU3Xbk

Look em up, the clubs id recommend going to in Berlin are berghain, tresor, watergate, weekend, sisyphos, club der visionaere and about blank to name a fee

I fucking hate clubbing. Most of the girls there are just trying to get free drinks out of the guys anyway. Use tinder, it still sucks but you waste a hell of a lot less time and money and don't have to have your senses assaulted by shitty overamplified "music." At least then the girls you meet are actually looking to get laid.

There you have it. Go outside the circle. You won't get approached by girls if you hang with your own friends and it's intimidating for girls if they get approached by a group of dudes.

Thanks man also do you know any good place to lift that is not a mcfit?

Nah sorry lad, I wasnt even into Veeky Forums when I went over there

Wicked

reminder that if you do coke you are partly responsible for rape,child soldiers and thousands of murders.

citation needed

This. Some of the best times I've had at raves/festivals is when I've lost my friends and meet random broads and we roll and get touchy-feely together.

>even if you pick up a girl there's a 90% she's infected with something because she gets laid by a different guy every weekend
The /r9k/ is strong in this one

>paying for clubs
>not sneaking in

>please elaborate

Most clubs charge a cover because people are willing to pay to get into said clubs. That user sneaks into clubs rather than paying said cover.

Why subject yourself to this if it's just for sex though?

The only thing making sex better than masturbation is the feeling of conquest, and the connection you have with the other person.

Every time I've been unfortunate enough to pull these 'lucky shots', the sex has only been a chore, followed by an orgasm that felt lackluster when compared to masturbation, not to mention it was only one, whereas when masturbating I can just keep coming until I'm tired of fapping (Although of course cum comes out only the first time).

I could never understand this. People complaining "omg I haven't had sex in months, I'm so miserable", spending hundreds of dollars for clubbing and drinks in the hopes that some club slut will give them the time of day.

What do you even get out of casual sex?
Man-points? Self-confidence?
Every time I 'scored' I just felt like shit because I wasted my time, money and health to accomplish something my hand could have done much better for free.

>Dance in a club for the first time in my life
>Slightly buzzed, the most drunk I've ever allowed myself to be
>With classmates there, only girls
>A humongous strongfat lesbian friend of mine (6' tall, probably 170lbs, at least) there too
>Asks me what the hell am I doing
>mfw
>Headbutted a fire extinguisher when I got back to the hotel

> Paying to get into club
> Scouting around and checking who is in the club
> Joining a long que for a drink
> Paying for a watered down piss drink
> Drinking said piss drink
> Stepping outside for a breather
> fighting the staff to get back in because bouncer is a cuck
> go back to step 1

Clubbing is terrible, I hate it and just do pub's these days.

This this this.
Be well presented. Be clean. Be confident enough to get up and dance with your bros.
Don't do that pseudo homo pretend to bum each other and dance like girls dyuff.

Psychologically, pretend you have a girlfriend so you're not looking for chicks.

Then once girls have started showing an interest with you,....... I don't know how to get past this stage because I have s long term girlfriend and autism and help me out here

Intimate bathroom with girls are what normal people do.

Are you me? Back in high school people always gave me weird looks when I'd play Basshunter and hardstyle in the weightroom. Now all they post on social media is about festivals and shows.

In this modern age, sex may be the last ways to a girls heart. The worlds of men and women only intersect in the bedroom you know. So Perhaps this is the only way to get to know one. Maybe the idea that you need to get to know one before sex is wrong, and its actually the other way around.

Thing is, clubs are the worst possible place you could be in if dancing is what you actually enjoy, and as far as having fun with bros is concerned, a place where you can't talk, see or walk with them is barely the best place to do so.
Let's not kid ourselves, if you subject yourself to the hell that is clubs, you're there to score. That's the entire premise on which clubs are built and why every single one of their promotions is a variation of "ladies tonight pay less" or "Here is an event that makes it easier to get paired off with a girl"

Bullshit.
A good relationship is one where you pretty much live with a best friend you can also fuck.

You know when you download the trial version of a program, telling you in columns what each version of the program can do? And the more to the right you go, the more stuff is available?

A relationship should be the rightmost column. Something with every good trait of a friend, and sex on top of that.

Yet so many people act like a partner is not something that should make your life better, but something you have to tolerate because you get sex from it.

Yea, good luck trying to find a suitable mate from the long lists of feminazi's who hate you by default. From fat people (or fat people in training who dont eat well) and more bad traits.

If you were to pick the friend route, the only thing you would get is them disliking you for not playing by their pitiful life rules.

So why not just bang one so that they somewhat grow dependent on you and then just convert her from there on?

>Getting drunk at a club
m8 you are doing it all wrong. First of all, you drink BEFORE you go to the club because fuck club prices. Next, you go to the club fucked on molly, coke, mdma or whatever the fuck you want that gives you energy and makes you feel great. Only get a couple beers or drinks because once again, fuck club prices. Make sure the drugs you take are good ones and for fucks sake you autist, wrap your shit up.