Veeky Forums thinks that they could defend themselves in a fight

Here's even more examples.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tFrriRqskNQ

It's more that Piano's target demographic (insecure teens and 20-somethings whose fathers never loved them) responds to that type of shit. I think/hope he's not actually like that.

that was literally autism what the fuck

I'm not sure how to feel about that video. The bodybuilding community today is simply embarrassing.

BJJ Purple belt here (No-gi competitor). I weigh 145 lbs and I could easily put any of you power lifters to sleep completely unscathed.

Go down to your local BJJ gym and find out how utterly defenseless you really are.

mein negger

They were fairly evenly matched actually...

If those 2 were to fight for real no holds barred, I'd definitely put my money on Halfthor based on what I just saw in that video.

Come to my place and I show you how efficient you are against a knife.
Let's be honest here, we all train in vain.

As an MMA fighter id have no doubt that you guys would ultimately win. But in all out fight like those original UFC fights I'm willing to bet they will give you one hell of a hard time for the first thirty seconds to a minute.

skill often trumps untrained muscle
My brother was a 6'3" 145 skelly when he won a state mma tourney
Everyone in his weight class was a 5'6" chunky wrestler; they would reach for his legs he just fell back and popped a guillotine choke every time

Did you... Not actually read the fucking comment idiot?

Id take an MMA fighter win a knife over some random guy with a knife any day lol.

Personally I carry a gun on me every day out the door and a small knife. But its so refreshing to know I'm not completely and utterly defenseless in a fist fight

I've seen a video of a street fight where a BJJ dude was trying to choke out some bigger dude, by wrapping his legs around his head, whatever that gay ass move is called. The bigger dude picked him up and slammed him into the pavement, knocking him out cold and probably causing irreversable brain damage. It seems like a terrible martial art for self defense.

That other guy is only slightly smaller than the mountain.

Well desu a big guy 4u will always be a challenge, but judging from that video, unless they were doing it as a joke, they have zero fighting ability. They're the kind of autists who would use WWE stuff in a real fight like some galactic rhinoceros pilediver special or some shit like that.

That defintely is skill right there. Im a manlet MMA fighter but I fight heavyweight because bear mode.

Funnily enough I'm a striker and can do the splits. Fucking lanklets never imagine that I could land a head kick or box them up.

My favorite opponent to fight are small stocky wrestlers. They have a hard time taking me down because of my frame. And they're easier to strike with than the lanklets.

Of course though I train in grappling as well. Being a short and stocky bear mode only helps me stop takedowns a bit more.

I assumed the fat guy was at least a hobbyist boxer. Why would they put a random fat guy into the ring to spar with Halfthor? Obviously the fatty is more experienced in boxing than Halfthor.

>slightly

A LOT SMALLER.

And my original point was that any heavyweight MMA fighter would destroy him. And I'm willing to bet by the looks of this video that guys all the way down to middle weight would wreck him.

his strength truly was no match to his superior speed

>blow job jockey
You couldn't do shit, manlet
You can't even reach me

And I could probably beat you in a game of magic the gathering. What's your point?

You saw a guy who took a few classes and tried a move incorrectly on a much bigger guy.

You're supposed to angle sideways and grab the leg so they're physically incapable of picking you up no matter how strong they are.

Exactly, he's an out of shape, fat, hobbyist boxer. He's not even an amateur. And the mountain actually trains here and there, he's not that lacking in experience either.

Why? Because getting knocked out by a SMALLER amateur boxer would be horrible for your "huge indestructible big guy" image.

Probably him but not me. I always have the latest decks before they even come out.

He doesn't need to reach you.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8zpSguqbk

MMA literally equals super human Jason Bourne shit against anyone else in a hand to hand fist fight.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QfNHFv2slMY

I'm sure you would win in a sport you participate in and I don't. If you're talking about a "real" fight I wouldn't be trying to punch you anyway.

Those prove little, in boxing strongman has very limited possibility of using his strength.

Check this out, it.s MMA fight. Bodybuilder who agreed to do one fight for the lulz vs professional heavy weight boxer. Action starts at 5:30
youtube.com/watch?v=FigPmcgTQrs

I dont care about boxing though. In MMA an MMA fighter would destroy a body builder.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wfcQVxV5Cw

Worlds strongest man vs not even top 30 Tim Sylvia at the time.

I bet I can make a better paper airplane that you tho.

That my boy hemmingway?

I do MMA And I carry a gun and knife every day out that door.

If your pistol malfunctions. Especially that shitty hi-point. They're gonna shove it up your ass. That stock photo also leads me to believe you probably own one but not even carry one.

those who do some martial art or whatever how many days per week do you train the art how many days do you lift? im thinking about going back to kickboxing but i have a fulltime two-shift job plus gym. should i get personal classes? group classes are 2xweek but i would be able to go twice every other week.

I train BJJ/MMA 6x/wk and lift 1-2x week or do strength cycles. I do GPP work like 4x/wk. You could get private lessons but they'll cost you, unless you're serious about the sport I wouldn't stress about only being able to go 2x/wk. Do your classes and get a Heavy and double end bag to train at home.

dude what are you talking about the other guy is at least 2m tall

Yeah, you're better in a BJJ fight cause it's 90% technique.

Unless you mean a fist fight, but no BJJ gym would accept that kind of fight.

yeah sounds reasonable even though i would pay 50 bucks for 4 visits. already have heavy bag and train what ive learned and sometimes spar for fun with a friend. im afraind if i go only those 4 times everyone progress and i will be behind

What would you do against pipe bomb ?

>fighting
how is high school?

I'd get killed. Before that, get kicked many times, caugh out all my blood and teeth, have a seizure with violent convulsions, piss myself and then maybe make gurgling sounds. All in front of my gf or someone who wouldn't want to see all of that.
People here aren't educated enough to know when a fight is over.

Hafthor could probably kill a random 135 lb MMA fighter.

That was clearly some shitty WWE style choreography. They can't actually be that bad at fighting

I'd also love to see all the skinnyfat GOMAD autists on here fight Based Rich in a slapboxing match at a fitness expo

>I can beat at people at something I do multiple times a week
>Implying I wasn't a varsity football player, wrestler, and baseball player. I now play hockey 2 times a week on top of all my lifting.

Even if you do BJJ, when push comes to shove, in a real fight I will push your head down, and shove my cock in your ass

Come get some faggot, I'm sitting here in Minneapolis waiting

What's the point of these videos? This is like pointing out that a pro baseball player wouldn't be as good at hockey as an NHL player

Anyone in Montreal that wants to fight ?

I'll box you the fuk up and break your neck with a guillotine m8.

Most Gracie BJJ gyms would 100% accept a fist fight challenge. You act like jiu-jitsu practitioners don't practice any striking or self defense whatsoever, when it's usually the opposite.

145er purple belt here, I do practice MMA striking in addition to bjj, and I'd gladly accept a fist fight challenge. You'll regret it when I take you down, mount you, and hammer fist your face repetitively. Your striking doesn't need to be Golden Gloves status to win when you're sitting on your opponent and they're not going anywhere.

i don't know if it's just my experience or what, but from what i've witnessed, one stiff haymaker from a big guy, not even talking about tall, just "burly" muscular guys in general, will usually put down fedora foot fairy *teleports behind without a blow being landed* types like a roach underfoot

i have never even been in a fight, but i have witnessed them. a guy will be confident in his ring fighting skills but he goes up against some ogrish brute on the street that bulldozes him

This fight is clearly fake rich and jens are bffs

how much you weight + bf?

It's relevant because most fuccbois who lift think they're hot shit and that is directly carries over into fighting.

All u BJJ and MMA and Karate fags have something in common

you are all faggs

i will punch you in the face

I'm a tough guy IRL and on the internet.

I've been in enough fights to know that you can never definitively say for sure who is going to win any fight.

For real, who actually wants to get into fights? Do you really have no alternatives, or do you just love gambling?

Thats called physics bro. You must've seen some shit fighter to have gotten BTFO by a normie. Most serious fighters aren't running around getting into retarded streetfights, risking their careers or injury. Fighters also compete in weight-classes.

>mfw some chad gets his arm snapped in two by a blue belt

160 pounds, 6'0, 18y/o.

Dunno about bf though. Probably around 12%.

Chaos Theory.

U been playing warhammer with ur little figermemes PUSSY?

Wtf are you on about? There's just literally too many variables that can't be accounted for in a fight.

Really? I always see the opposite. "Haha, your muscles won't save you against my superior skill in this sport i practice and you dont! What now, beefcake!?"

It gives me a headache reading comments on these videos, how *insert top fighter name* would beat non-fighters easily etc. Well duh?

And neither would anyone else that isnt a elite fighter of the same weightclass or higher.

Martial arts memers are the worst. Just stop pls.

I don't lift to kill people, I lift for aesthetics. I use weapons to kill people.

>weakbait

non fighter here, that shit is cringeworthy for anyone

I swear, this "I do (insert martial art here) and I could beat your ass" have to be the most insufferably, inscure, pathetic idiots in existence.

I can fully imagine them going around trying to be touch guys and looking for excuses to pick up fights IRL with normal people who obviously are no't in their level.

>box
I would hit you so fast with a double leg takedown you wouldn't even know what's happening until I slip my willy into your asshole.

i fight, and i lift. i use lifting to suppliment my MA.

technique > strength

but when technique =technique
strength and conditioning will greatly affect the fight.

a fat as hell multi-disciplined black belt vs a equally multi-disciplined black belt that puts time into strength and conditioning will have a huge advantage.

I literally only have to move my hand six inches before he'll have 18 9mm rounds in him

You can speak for yourself. I've trained, even had a cage fight, wrestling matches etc. and lots of street fights. Those two retarded tiny testicle freaks would get wrecked by anyone with even a bit of basic training and experience. They move slow, I can't imagine they even hit that hard with their retarded show muscles.

Wait did you watch the video? I know it's WWE-tier fake but Piano won

KEK they look ridiculous

>implying Bloho would carry a hi point

Oh yes talk tough to me. I love tough guys.

lmfao

They get up in arms about cocksure bodybuilders who don't do cardio who think they can fight at 5% bodyfat or fatass strongmen who think they could take an MMA fighter

I'll take you faggots down with my superior martial art.

you're 145 pounds

Too bad you suck at your martial art so deadlifting and eating chicken won't save you ;)

telescopic baton + silat/kali
hand to hand muay thai

might add some grappling and gun if things will start to look more grim

Unless the guy you're fighting doesn't mind cheap shots, strength > technique.

I mean some 220lbs professional boxer could beat prime Pacquiao or Mayweather.

Good choices
Is this what you tell yourself to keep your ego intact? You don't know how to fight better than someone who fights for a living. Get over it.

damn, you must be really desperate to get people to believe your bs

1- that guy isn't THAT smaller than the mountain, go check what percentile they are on a global scale

2- BOXING, LOL
how about something where grapling is allowed? where the mountain can actually use his strength

Do you think that you can't "use your strength" in boxing? Grappling is no different retard

grappling is more similar to what he's used to than boxing

sorry that I had to explain this to you, i thought it was pretty simple to understand

I've been in even more fights to know that the better fighter you are. The more chances you'll have of beating someone.

If we could create multiple universes where the first move of the fight was always different but you and your skills and Fedor Emelianenkos (your opponent) skills stayed the same.

How many fights will it take until you finally win one? 100? Maybe more?

Fedor Emelianenko could remain undefeated fighting professional fighters, most of the time bigger than him for over 10 years.

If it took ten years to finally get a professional fighter to beat him. How many fights will it take you to beat him?

I'm willing to say as far are even more than 1000.

Average mma fighter is not Fedor Emelianenko obviously. But how many fights could you fight with an average mma fighter before you win? 1 out of 30?

Those chances are not looking good bub

215lb Blue belt in BJJ reporting in

Purge /asp/ 1915. Our wounds are still open.

Am I prepared for a real fight? Probably not. The #1 strategy is to run away and if you think it's otherwise you're letting the media influence you.

>Having to wash blood out of your comfy shirt

He has no training what so ever, why do you think he'd be used to grappling?

damn you're slow, do I really have to explain everything to you?

Like Mariuz Pudawnoski vs not even top 30 heavyweight at the time, old retired, washed up, never that good Tim Sylvia that Fedor Emelianenko (a fat 5'11 230lb manlet) destroyed in 36 seconds?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wfcQVxV5Cw

You dense motherfucker, the guy couldnt hold 5ft9 170 lbs mcgregor in a clinch where strength is supposed to help