Male attractiveness sexy genes CRACK THE CODE PIZZA

I'VE CRACKED TO CODE!!!!!

Like many men before me I've tried to figure what makes men attractive to women. Everywhere I turned I found contradictory information.
>inb4 FACE HEIGHT FRAME PIZZA

I took it on myself to analyze the 8 most attractive males and history's most powerful leader.
>leonardo di caprio
>matt damon
>pierce brosnan
>ryan gosling
>jake gyllenhal
>paul walker
>bradley cooper
>zac efron
>adolf hitler

Friends it is so simple I can't believe it.
>caucasian
>brown hair
>blue eyes
every single time. google image search: attractive man, sexy dude, anything like that I guarantee 90% of the results will be a white, brown hair blue eyed guy.

me:
>white
>brown hair
>brown eyes
making status:never

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> White
> Red hair
> Blue eyes
Why live?

>white
>brown hair
>green eyes
FUCK

Me
>white
>brown hair
>brown yet good looking eyes
Am I gonna make it brehs

Me
> nig skin
> nig eyes
> nig eyes

ON TOP OF THAT
> 5'6
> pink lips and dick head
> DICK IS ONLY 5.5"


YEEEEEEEEAAAAARG

Uh, no. I've hooked up with lesbians and turned racist bitches into my plaything. Women don't really know wtf they want, just like guys who say "ew no i wouldn't tap that" but wouldn't pull out if their dick landed in that same chicks vagoo by magic

Height, face, and frame > hair, eye, skin color

But personality > all, even money. Yeah, even money. I've cucked plenty of rich fuccbois who just KNEW driving a big truck, working a steady job, and having a masters in whatever would surely stop their girl from cheating.

Then here cums me.

I'm suddenly aroused

L O N D O N
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I'll bite, what kind of personality are we talking here?

Me:
>can't get it up
>never been on roids

Making.status: doesn't matter

Googled "sexy man" just to see if it's true.

OP is not wrong.

get your testosterone checked. if your under 50 years old and cant get your dick up something is wrong.

>mfw I have all three

I'm gonna make it

....holy fuck user I think you're onto something

>was blonde, blue eyes, white
I got some attention, but it was nothing noteworthy, even at low bf%

>go to convention
>dye hair for cosplay (bright red)
>decide to dye brown to cover
And instantly more female attention, even now when at a higher bf% I still get heaps of compliments and attention.... This is fucking weird OP

just googled "attractive male" (it auto completed, no homo) and OP you're fucking right

It's all in how you sell yourself. Flip burgers? Don't tell a broad you work at McDonalds fucking tell her you're a cook and leave it alone. Play video games like a crack addict? Tell her you've got an avid interest in the entertainment industry.

Don't ever complain and don't ever lose confidence for no reason ever, even if she shuts you down. The next time a chick hurts your feelings just laugh at her because she made your waste of time amusing.

Do shit, like legitimately don't ever stop doing stuff, ever. This is most important because if you're not used to doing shit by yourself - real shit like figuring out what places you like to shop or eat at and WHY - you'll clam up when the time comes to call the shots on a date.

If you two are just chilling don't you ever dare mention one fucking time you're bored because she'll get the impression you're boring and see you as such. If you're bored you're a POS growing stagnant and drying her pussy up. My go-to when things get slow with a girl is to just start cooking. Feed a girl without them asking you to and they'll love you.

Don't be lel so randum but do random shit. No stupid, Veeky Forums random shit I mean like things you've never done before. You learn more about yourself and have an experience to share later.

Keep her smiling. Even little smiles count. The sex in my current relationship has fallen off a bit but my chick stays loyal because of two things.

1) she knows other girls want me and has gotten keen to catching them mire me when we're out
2) i keep her fucking happy

And if she does end up fucking around with some other nigga (it can happen to literally any guy, for any reason) then she was a waste of time, I had a few good nuts, and I'm free to sluthunt until more wifey material comes along.

Fugg it.

>lying about yourself to appear more attractive to women
>accepting that you're a genetic untermensch, giving up on attempting to breed and devoting your life to fitness and shitposting on a mongolian throat singing board

pick 1

First quality post I've seen in 6 years

That sounds like solid advice my nigga, especially the cooking
Thanks for sharing

>white
>dark brown hair
>beautiful blue eyes

>6'2
>wide frame
>passable face

>autistic retard

frame is more than just how wide your shoulders are m8

>history's most powerful leader
>not Napoleon

>manlet

>anglo propaganda

Napoleon was white had brown hair and gray-blue eyes

napoleon-series.org/research/napoleon/c_description.html

>adolf hitler

Fucking Kek'd Kamerad

>caucasian
Check

>brown hair
Dirty Blond

>blue eyes
Green Eyes

I-I am gonna make it?

OP is truly on to something.

BLUE EYES BROWN HAIR CAUCASIAN is the MASTER RACE

>Dicaprio
>brown hair

?

what about

napoleon looks like tobey maguire
who has:
>white skin
>brown hair
>blue eyes

I choose the first desu

HOW HAS NO ONE NOTICED THIS SHIT BEFORE????

looks dirty blonde to me you guys

if he has brown hair, I have too, so I guess I'm master race

feels good

I've fucked plenty of bitches too bud, you're nothing special lol.

Even my pussy side kick beta brown nosing homie of mine gets married pussy time to time.

the goat

BLUE EYES BROWN HAIR CAUCASIAN MASTER RACE

>Blonde hair
>black eyebrows and facial hair
>dark ass brown eyes

Am i fucked guys?

nigga thats brown with some sun bleaked streaks

>richest man (bill gates)
>powerful man (adolf hitler)
>smartest man (nikola tesla)
>swolest man (arnold)

THIS IS NOT A MEME

>Blonde hair
>black eyebrows
>brown eyes

girls seem to think its unique and seem to dig it though, maybe i'm just fucked on paper.

>white
>brown hair
>brown eyes

>white
What?

Non scientific reasoning. I'm 100% sure those guys aint the 8 most attractive males. Also Tall people have probably more chances to be successful and loved, Hitler was not tho.

Best NFL QB's the last 20 years:
>Peyton Manning
>Tom Brady
>Brett Favre

Whitey BluBro meme confirmed

>tfw brown hair, caucasian and green eyes

I am descended from gods

>Hitler
>not the most attractive male

kys

Are you me or are you you?

white
brown hair
brown n green eyes.
FUCK

>YEEEEEEEEAAAAARG

Mentally read this as the fast zombie scream from HL2. Good job?

OP has actually done it. Gentlemen the new master race is upon us

LMFAO. Oh look, it's another retard who thinks "game" means ANYTHING.

You are not Chad. Wow, you FINALLY landed a self hating asian! WHAT A FUCKING SLAYER!

LMFAO at your life. Genetics = LIFE.

>tfw love brown eyes on women

>white
>brown hair (with red flare to it)
>mix of green and blue eyes

I didn't make it..

this guy is right.

i actually have every feature op describes and am attractive. but you can be attractive with literally and from any ethnicity

personality is the most important thing. i was a spergy beta, still got laid occasionally by 6/10's on looks alone, but when i started being confident i could get basically any woman.

But the Goose is blond

new master race here, can confirm brown hair, blue eyes, white skin is most attractive

this ugly motherfucker got the most pussy in the nazi party, literally slayed models day in day out. why? because he had CHARISMA, INTELLIGENCE and PRESENCE

You two faggots obviously didn't read the followup post.

Not only was there literally no mention of being "special" in either of the two posts, but the shared information is obviously about self improvement and not spitting "game"

You sound like insecure primates.
Blow.

Nigga I literally said height, face, and frame was a thing. Your general disposition day to day is also partially determined by genetics as well. I just pointed out the color of anything doesn't play a role in "making it" as much as it does catching a girls attention initially.

You're either b8, or just a bitch. Your gender is irrelevant cause if you're a guy I'm willing to bet you're still a bitch.

you motherfuckers thought I was joking about the /DARK HAIR/ master crew? You blonde fucks literally have the biggest self-delusion on the planet. Girls have said for years that they want a guy that's "tall, dark and handsome" not a "tall light features" guy wtf.

You sound like those "northern" indians claiming they are white, mon.

>using Google to measure beauty

why wouldnt they use the correct colors for the parties?

Because they complete switch what they stand for every few decades.

> implying there's a code to crack
> implying you have to be the best to get women

All right, boys, here are some cold hard truths:

1. You are far more competitive in the career / wealth creation sense than a woman
2. No matter how much you might love sex and spreading your seed, you will never experience the primal and deep connection a woman will to her children... that is, you get far less out of reproduction than a woman
3. As you age, get better at your career, improve your circumstance, build your body, etc., you appreciate in value. Whereas a woman depreciates in value as she ages. Therefore, you are an investment while she is a liability
4. "Inferior good" alternatives to sex (e.g. porn) are plentiful, much cheaper, highly accessible, and carry far less risk

What you faggots need to realize is that you don't need women in your life. You might want to have one from time to time, but you don't need them ever. So stop placing so much value on them and their opinions of you. You're on your way to making it, and she's constantly grasping at straws to not lose it. Stop thinking of yourself as her suitor desperate for her approval, instead, it's out of your kindness and compassion that you even associate with her at all, and she can go fuck off if she has complaints about your mercy.

Zac Efron is history's most powerful leader?

Everytime there's a thread like this, retards can't prevent but post their stats

b-buh i have brown hair, do i make it


if you're on fit chances are you're not nearly as attractive as you think you are, so fug off

Yes goyim, you don't need a women in your life. Never reproduce and keep fapping to jewish propaganda aka porn.

>not white

Fuck. I dun goofed

Having been a virgin for 25 years and having come out of my first relationship ever after 3 years(i'm 28 now) i can give you these tips:

-If you weren't getting laid systematically from highschool onwards don't even try any pua/lift for girls/game bullshit, nothing works. It's like swimming . If you literally don't train from child in swimming you will never get a sub 1 min 100 m no matter how much you train afterwards. Just accept that you are stunted in this department and build around this.

-The hardest thing to do for people like us and you must absolutely do it is to forget about women. Completely. The problem that all Veeky Forums posters have , me included , is that they are extremely insecure and introspective and women do not dig that shit in the slightest. They will rather fuck a 90 iq subhuman than 1 insecure guy. So completely forget about getting laid, and you will be relieved and stop sperging out so much.

-Lower your standards the fuck down. You are not getting a 10/10 model girlfriend because you have a six pack , they know they are hot shit and want the richest and most influential guys, you are not one of them. In fact forget about fucking skinny women alltogether, they have too much confidence, aim for chubby women(not landwhales)

-This is obvious but you must have a job with prospects if you want an over 25 years old girl.

-Don't try to do 'aesthetics' or whatever that zyzz fag did, it's not gonna get laid because you are all little cringy fucks and doing cringy shit like posing or whatever amplifies that cringiness 100fold

-Talk to women as if they were guys. Talk about porn , sports whatever the fuck you want(except anime and videogames). This goes against your training but most women filter out the canned speeches beta males give and when they find a guy that is brutally honest with them it piques their interest and plays on their insecurities, increasing your chances of getting laid

-Also you have to get off Veeky Forums in any way you can. While everything that is said here is true(women are all whores), you can't have this negative feedback loop overtake your though process. You gotta take the blue pill to function.

-Start doing more cardio . Most of you look fat. Do kickboxing /boxing, it's perfect for most 4channers since it doesn't involve teamwork.

This is mostly shitty advice, don't listen to it.

me:
>hispanic
>black hair
>born eyes

girlfriend:
>white
>ginger
>blue eyes

making status: stable, doing it right

meant
>brown eyes

Race traitor

Mfw boyfriend is white, brown hair, blue eyes. Mfw I can confirm this is the most attractive combination-- especially lighter brown hair desu

>literally slayed

Me:
>brown hair
>bright blue eyes
>white

But I have been forsaken:
>long pointy nose that is not symmetrical and gives me a terrible side profile
>long skinny neck that doesn't look good even with my really good trap genetics
>super skinny calves, can't wear shorts w/o being insecure

epic...just epic
thanks god!

pic related, a picture of my eye that my sister took

>White
check
>brown hair
check
>blue eyes
WHY DID I HAVE TO GET MY DADS GREEN DISH WATER EYES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP you have brown hair and eyes you aren't really white.

seems like it comes down to always keeping a smile on your face and creating and maintaining your own fun
any more personality tips?
situational tips?

you have to be trolling

Nah I get where ur comin from. Ditch pua stuff and pursue a healthy relationship with someone equally retarded but on the girl spectrum.

Makes sense desu

>caucasian
>blonde hair
>brown eyes

My life is over

nigga, kill yourself. chads have either blond or brown hair. black hair might be okay if you are some hispanic or arab chad equivalent, but otherwise, black hair on white guys looks slimy and shit, just EVIL and plain bad.

>job prospects for 25 and older girls
>also emotional support too

yeah this is true. muscular guys start becoming turn-offs for a lot of girls i've met in final year unless you also have personality/maturity.

honestly a lot of more higher educated girls seem to be repulsed by guys they assume they are alot smarter than but the good thing is that its not too hard to appear intelligent to most women.

lol bud dark hair = black and brown on WHITE guys. Blonde is fucking feminine and for women. Sorry.

>Crossbreed (Native American, a touch of Spanish with Eastern European)
>Brown ashy hair
>Brown eyes

Am I already a degenerate Veeky Forums?

>brown hair
>blue eyes
>white
>7.5 dick


i won boys

lol you're mad wrong

chad had brown or blond hair

black hair on white guys = ummmmm no thanks lmao,

looks fucking dirty, slimy and evil.

Did your parents hide your happy pills again? Please stick to your prescribed drugs and refrain from posting. Thank you.

brown is part of the /DARK HAIR/ club too, champ.