Before Veeky Forums, After Veeky Forums thread?

Come on, man, pay attention to the memes

>>>/reddit/

lol no, does the crow caw at midnight? i didn't think so young fampie, now bless up.

Before Veeky Forums:
>skinny
>Vidya
>TFW no GF

After Veeky Forums
>Less skinny
>hate my body even more than I did
>GF
>TFW no vidya

>BEFORE

Did shitty brosplits
Didnt see any real progress
Blabbed broscience to everyone
Was an obnoxious faggot
Didnt care about proper form or ROM

>AFTER

Training with proper programs based on my levels (novice,mid,etc)
Cutting and bulking properly while I watch real progress
I dont talk about fitness unless someone asks
More prudent overall
Focusing on proper form and FULL ROM or gtfo

th-thanks fit..

before fit
>scrawny
>low confidence
>had sex with a 5/10
>anxiety

after fit
>lots of confidence
>approach good looking girls and sleep with them
>no anxiety
>get compliments all the time
>aware of exactly how many calories are in everything
>lovin life

Do a strength routine at first just to learn the movements and get used to it. but after a few months, switch to a body building routine thats upper lower, or PPL if you have the time. its worth it.

before fit
>confident
>good looking
>full of goals
>athletic
>eat PIZZA
>great FRAME

after fit
>I am now a Veeky Forums MEME
>laugh a lot from user's JOKES
>this place is FUN full of weird dudes but still COOL

E for effort

Just smell your own scrot. Fuck ass cum whore!

before
>kissless virgin
after
>regular virgin

congrats on improving your life user

Then youre not really a liberal.

I am. What's the problem?

>Before

Ripped

>After

Ripped

I only came here because I loved fitness.

This to be honest.

before
>fat
>depressed
>games all the time

now
>focusing on studies a lot more
>still depressed and lonely
>always find time for shitposting even though i shouldn't
>at least I can squat 2lp8s

before Veeky Forums
>hungry skellington with wide hips
after Veeky Forums
>grew tits
>look like a girl
>med school

I did not expect this. Thanks for the extra 30 lbs though.

>before
fat, lazy piece of shit happy with life because no fucks given about anything
>after
vain motherfucker who hates himself because managing to lose weight made me realize how good life can be but also how terrible everything is.

I miss the old Kanye.

before fit
>hungry skellington with wide hips
>lonely
>socially awkward

after Veeky Forums
>gained 30lbs lean mass
>friends
>dating a lesbian
>grew tits
>look like a girl
>med school

wasn't expecting this at all
thanks Veeky Forums

What did he mean by this?

pics plz
>of u senpai

this

now i have an ED

Before :
>skinny 5'9 130lbs
>shy and socially awkward
>suck at sports
>sociable w/ good sense of humor

After
>6'0 160lbs
>more agressive and confident
>still suck at sports
>dont go towards people as often as before
>still no gf

How did you make those height gains?

Before
> Body Beast

After
> Scooby custom push pull

Thanks scoob.

Before:
>depressed, anxious virgin

After:
>depressed
>haven't been motivated to get laid in 3 years

Be a better you, user.

before
>skeleton
>got drunk every weekend while watching Chinese cartoons and playing vidya
>eat like shit
>only drank cola
>no confidence
>no gf
after
>got more mass
>hardly watch anime
>only get drunk like once every 2-3 months
>vidya all the time
>confidence boost
>no gf but turned 2 down
>water only except see above
>eat better and more

Before
>depressed
>skinnyfat
>meme routines
>gf
>some friends
>drunk on daily basis
After
>on depression meds
>ed
>skinny going towards otter
>no gf
>no friends
>sober for couple of months
>started no fap (involountary cause ed)
>life is pretty gud

Before
>skeleton

After
>spooky skeleton

Before
>fat as fatass
>spend all my free time shitposting on malaysian knitting addiction support group forums
>life has no meaning

After
>not fat, just DYEL
>people say I'm built and that my hands are "scary" now
>not entirely sure what that means but ok
>everything else is exactly the same

Honestly im probably less confident. Before i didnt give a shit how i looked and it showed. Now ive been liftan 7 years and i never look good enough and it probably shows. Never had issues with girls before or after tho

My nigga!

SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R

thanks, it wasn't as hard as I thought it would be, and the rewards came relatively quickly, even though I'm still DYEL by Veeky Forums standards...

before:
>no gf
>depressed
>practically never leave house, rarely leave one room
>fat bordering on obese

after:
>stil no gf
>still depressed
>leave house more but just to fuck one of my 2 lovers

>Tfw women would rather be my fuck buddies than gf, and I have barely went from fat to dyel

What do I do?

before:
> tfw no gf

after:
> take a variety of weird drugs and supplements that are not even cleared for human consumption
> body dysmorphia
> but still tfw no gf

thanks, Veeky Forums

Before
>good frame but built like shit
>skinnyfat
>vidya, depression and anxiety
>tfw gf but it stressed me out
>neet
>drink often
>undereat on shitty food

After
>thick, tight, etc
>tfw no gf after 7 years but new qt I like
>less vidya, no depression
>know how many calories things are
>studying and cuties are mirin
>outgoing and confident
>smoke weed on occasion, drink maybe once a month if that

Thanks, fit

wow really makes you think

Before:
>no gf
>sad
>weak/ chubby
After:
>no gf
>sad
>swole as a motherfucker
I guess it's an improvement.

You have to go back.

Before fit
>healthy sex life
>i love vaginas
>sure i'll come hang out with you

After fit
>yyyouu too..
>can only fap to guys with huge cocks that are ripped fucking a BBW or a tranny
>Sorry staying in again

You used that meme wrong.

Veeky Forums

Before
>pleb
>human

After
> SCOOPS SCOOPS SCOOPS SCOOPS SCOOPS SCOOPS SCOOPS
>LEFT HUMANITY

thanks panini man

Perfect

hownew.ru

Before Veeky Forums
>Overweight depressed gamer
>Sad over ex gf (I started lifting the same month she left me)
>Was desperately trying to get back with her

After Veeky Forums
>Strongfat powerlifter
>Ex is miring my transformation (loss of over 35lbs and muscle gains)
>Attract really hot women and end up rejecting them
>Am only attracted by pic related type of girl (thanks Veeky Forums)

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAHS

Before
>NEET (had been fired and languished in my position in the world)
>gf
>depressed
>athletic build without athletic muscles 5'11" 154lbs
After
>Studying a second degree and working a casual job that gives me some hours
>no gf
>depressed but being treated
>5'11" 179lbs

I wish I had a gf again, I just want to be held by someone.

...

cute, but can't actually see anything from the pic

Take better pic of forearms, stomach, legs so that we can judge your gains

Before
>had a loving gf
>at least 4 close friends
>120kg at 185cm
>depressed with no drive for anything

After
>single
>1 close friend
>80 kg at 185cm
>depressed but constantly trying to push further

I don't know how longer can I go Veeky Forums, is happiness nearby?

Happiness comes from many things, not just fitness. Put your fitness goals on the backburner (I don't mean stop -- continue doing what you're doing and try to keep progressing) and see what other changes are necessary in your life to improve your current situation.

The catch-22 with > tfw no gf is that you won't get a > gf (discounting downer/emo gfs which are not good for you) unless you're already happy and self-confident. A similar thing goes for friends. So you need to make changes yourself, not wait for them to come from the outside.

Before Veeky Forums:
>high confidence
>hella social with girls
>didn't care about my average height
>skinnyfat but didn't care

After Veeky Forums:
>high confidence
>yet haven't talked to a grill in a long time
>I'm actually a manlet 5'10
>at least getting stronger and losing fat

t-thanks Veeky Forums...

Deep down I actually know this, but noone wants to admit that.
Anyways, thanks breh, may your OHP increase next workout.

thanks, I really need that OHP increase

Before
>in good shape
>noice high test gf
>strong and lean
>nice life

after:
>jaded views on everything
>dumped gf due to Veeky Forums induced aspergers
>started watching animo
>started juicing
>prebebly gay desu

Just what?