Dubs decide

Dubs decide

Hey Abby thanks for taking interest on me, I really needed that since my mom hasnt pleased me with her special handjob.

Oh but never mind that, how ya doing?

I want you... to want... me?

hey girl, tryin to get pregnant?

dang that was quick

First post winrar

I'm coming over for drinks at 9. Get some food ready.

Do it, faggot

do it faggot

damn that was quick

WAITING

Oh fug

fpbp

deliver

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OP is a fucking pussy.

Say it to my face you butt ugly nigger

OP was not a fag

Good day 't ya! cheeri-o *tips fedora* and mh-mm what a lovely young dress you flourished yourself this beautiful fine evening!

YES

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Dont fuck up now fit

yes baby very baby

Cum over now so we can get started

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Mein gott

Op is not a fag

calling fake, theres just no way...

Y-you too

mmm yaaaaaas bitch slay my pepe

Only if you call me "Son" and tell me I'm a good boy.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW LADDDDD :-DDDD

FUGG HER RITE IN THE BENISSS

I don't even

rerolling for "yaaaaaaaaaaaas queen"

I could use your hand on my dick :^)

Indeed, you wouldn't happen to know anyone up for the task would you?

terrible

Winnnnrarrrrrr

dubbalubs

Yeah but I could really get a head

Yes, I could. I have some Auschwitz photographs to masturbate to and I'd rather have your mom help so I could free a hand.

so how about dinner?

destiny has it

I'll break your wrists my dick benches 300

Perhaps your hand will be as pleasing as mommy's?

Now, call me your son.

Both back to back.

Look at this huge faggot.

Oh fug me.

well there goes OP's chance at getting laid, rip

someone is literally retarded so roll for trips

You don goofed son

fucking pussy

fuck my penis mommy

what is wrong with you

This kills the vibe

You. I like you

this is why we can't have funny things

Im being controlled by a group of dyel virgins

can you wear a strap on and shove it down my urethra

Are you retarded? You stupid fuck, why would you put the "rerolling for" part in? I hope she blocks you

This was just on /b/
It's fake

Mommy says only girls that can be fisted with both arms are worth it

im 12 years old and i cant come up with anything creative so i will just regurgitate what all the minecraft lets-players on my anime themed youtube channel say all the time because i find it AWESOME xDDD

Prove it then

FIX IT pls

fake, mods please delete this gay fucking thread

Sorry my mom got a hold of my phone last text, she's jealous.

Did you wanna come over for tendies and soda pop? Possibly special hand game?

that's because 25 years of backed up semen is a hell of a drug

What's confusing is why we haven't fucked yet.

let me fuck yo butthole girl yaaaaaaaas

who needs CLASS when you have SWAG
about that hand tho...

this will do

Rekt

kek

I didn't screen cap it, user used an app to respond as the the girl

Idc if you don't believe me or not

Don't include the rerolling you dummy.

Sorry my mom got a hold of my phone last text, she's jealous.

Did you wanna come over for tendies and soda pop? Possibly special hand game?

What's confusing is why you haven't fucked my butt yet.

check these trips

post now op or sudoku

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CONFIRMED THIS IS THE ONE

Woops

fuck my yaaaaaaasss

KEK

#wow

Witnessed

motherfucker

the way you both type looks the same

you're fucked now op

care to overdose?

Put your age there, not 25

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M
ABSOLUTE
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M
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Sorry my friend had my phone, wanna fuck? Ill eat you out and fuck you in the ass

Fucking newfag. It's either verbatim or it's nothing.

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That fucking sucks, I swear if I ever got a decent looking girl's number I'd do this

I'm just playing. Quit being such a stuck up bitch.

>all these newfags thinking OP is talking to a legit girl

I fucking hate summer

aw fuck you bitch