Dubs decide
Dubs decide
Hey Abby thanks for taking interest on me, I really needed that since my mom hasnt pleased me with her special handjob.
Oh but never mind that, how ya doing?
I want you... to want... me?
hey girl, tryin to get pregnant?
dang that was quick
First post winrar
I'm coming over for drinks at 9. Get some food ready.
Do it, faggot
do it faggot
damn that was quick
WAITING
Oh fug
fpbp
deliver
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OP is a fucking pussy.
Say it to my face you butt ugly nigger
OP was not a fag
Good day 't ya! cheeri-o *tips fedora* and mh-mm what a lovely young dress you flourished yourself this beautiful fine evening!
YES
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Dont fuck up now fit
yes baby very baby
Cum over now so we can get started
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Mein gott
Op is not a fag
calling fake, theres just no way...
Y-you too
mmm yaaaaaas bitch slay my pepe
Only if you call me "Son" and tell me I'm a good boy.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW LADDDDD :-DDDD
FUGG HER RITE IN THE BENISSS
I don't even
rerolling for "yaaaaaaaaaaaas queen"
I could use your hand on my dick :^)
Indeed, you wouldn't happen to know anyone up for the task would you?
terrible
Winnnnrarrrrrr
dubbalubs
Yeah but I could really get a head
Yes, I could. I have some Auschwitz photographs to masturbate to and I'd rather have your mom help so I could free a hand.
so how about dinner?
destiny has it
I'll break your wrists my dick benches 300
Perhaps your hand will be as pleasing as mommy's?
Now, call me your son.
Both back to back.
Look at this huge faggot.
Oh fug me.
well there goes OP's chance at getting laid, rip
someone is literally retarded so roll for trips
You don goofed son
fucking pussy
fuck my penis mommy
what is wrong with you
This kills the vibe
You. I like you
this is why we can't have funny things
Im being controlled by a group of dyel virgins
can you wear a strap on and shove it down my urethra
Are you retarded? You stupid fuck, why would you put the "rerolling for" part in? I hope she blocks you
This was just on /b/
It's fake
Mommy says only girls that can be fisted with both arms are worth it
im 12 years old and i cant come up with anything creative so i will just regurgitate what all the minecraft lets-players on my anime themed youtube channel say all the time because i find it AWESOME xDDD
Prove it then
FIX IT pls
fake, mods please delete this gay fucking thread
Sorry my mom got a hold of my phone last text, she's jealous.
Did you wanna come over for tendies and soda pop? Possibly special hand game?
that's because 25 years of backed up semen is a hell of a drug
What's confusing is why we haven't fucked yet.
let me fuck yo butthole girl yaaaaaaaas
who needs CLASS when you have SWAG
about that hand tho...
this will do
Rekt
kek
I didn't screen cap it, user used an app to respond as the the girl
Idc if you don't believe me or not
Don't include the rerolling you dummy.
Sorry my mom got a hold of my phone last text, she's jealous.
Did you wanna come over for tendies and soda pop? Possibly special hand game?
What's confusing is why you haven't fucked my butt yet.
check these trips
post now op or sudoku
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CONFIRMED THIS IS THE ONE
Woops
fuck my yaaaaaaasss
KEK
#wow
Witnessed
motherfucker
the way you both type looks the same
you're fucked now op
care to overdose?
Put your age there, not 25
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ABSOLUTE
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Sorry my friend had my phone, wanna fuck? Ill eat you out and fuck you in the ass
Fucking newfag. It's either verbatim or it's nothing.
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That fucking sucks, I swear if I ever got a decent looking girl's number I'd do this
I'm just playing. Quit being such a stuck up bitch.
>all these newfags thinking OP is talking to a legit girl
I fucking hate summer
aw fuck you bitch