FAT STORIES THREAD

Didn't see one in the catalogue.

Hi fit. I used to live in the dorm with trigglypuff, and it was the least fun experience of my life.

A week after we moved in a bunch of us noticed a bad smell. September is usually pretty hot and there was no AC, and the stink became unbearable soon. We initially thought it was a dead animal trapped somewhere between the walls. Building maintenance and the administration had a look, but couldn’t find any dead animals rotting corpses.

Eventually they did discover that the smell was coming from trigglypuff's room. Her mattress, drenched in shit, piss, and menstrual blood hat to be removed. Trigglypuff used a bedpan like they use in hospital because she was too lazy to go to the toilet, but her shit and piss overflowed because of her size and drenched the mattress and her body.

This bedpan she emptied into the disabled bathroom. One day, another girl went in and discovered shit and menstrual blood smeared all over the walls and the toilet seat. It looked like trigglypuff’s asshole exploded and spewed shit all over. No one ever saw her have a shower.

Housing and administration, sick of the unhygienic literal shitstorm trigglypuff unleashed on the dorm, tried to have her removed from campus but her asshole rich parents said they were going to sue. They said she has a medical cundishun (insanity? her parents not house training her?).

She says she likes sex, but she never went on any type of date. Perhaps her idea of good sex is smearing shit and period blood on the walls. She had no friends at all.

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>She lists herself as 5'4" and "full figured" which has become code for sphere.

Have you been fatfished, fit?

Quick aside about the large women in Reubens' paintings: they were dude models, not women. That's why their tits look bolted on and they're so broad in the shoulders. During that time period it was illegal (according to the church) to use nude female models. It's was also illegal to perform human autopsies. One of the reasons Leonardo DaVinci was so boss at recreating the physical body is that he did autopsies on bodies anyway, thus giving him an understanding of bone structure and musculature.

So there was never a time when fat bitches were ideal, and all the FAs trade lies with one another to feel better.

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"Reubens could not get female models" does not imply "Rubens did not like fatties". Though even if he did it wouldn't matter because one guy's fetish doesn't reflect the tastes of a society.

In any case I've read that his use of fatties was more to depict ignorance and sin than to produce boners. But you'd need an art historian to confirm that, and I'm not one.

I once again propose that the official name be Fat Ass Tales so we can have the /fat/ tag.

It's fact he didn't like fatties, he painted rich, fat women because it was his job€