Gorilla Training

What do you guys think about weight training a gorilla? If I started with a young one, I could teach it how to lift weights. Eventually I would start putting the gorilla on testosterone cycles. How much do you think this thing could lift? Some natty gorillas have weighed up to 500 lbs. How much do you think a roided up gorilla could weigh? What type of weight training program would be best for a gorilla?

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Ice Cream Fitness.

Dont even make it workout, just put test in that fucker and he'll steal yo bitch and climb a building.

I feel like a gorilla would need way more volume than ICF

There has to be a study done about this somewhere I imagine

That would work better with a chimp.

RIP Harambe

gorilla isn't even that stong, probably 150% of human powerlifter strength. i've heard theres actually been study where they put human and gorilla in a cage with no weapons, hand human won

Kek, no way
A chimpanzee tears a human to pieces let alone a gorilla

You probably couldn't fucking afford to train a gorilla. He would hit a 2000lb deadlift just from without training. You would need thousands of dollars of weights for him to see any benefit at all.

theres a video where a silver back breaks a tree like nothing imagine a human or a 4 yeerr old nigglet

averege chimpanzee wont tear up a 180lb male human. human would just choke him out or poke his eyes

lel no

Sadly mistaken, they would FUCK anything up. A single gorilla could tear a house apart in a day if he was enraged.

Youre either delusional as fuck or borderline retarded
A chimpanzee will literally tear your limbs off one by one

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This should give you an indication.

Also it isn't even enraged here

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TL;DR: chimpanzee pulls 847 pounds while fucking around, ape pulls 1260 max, a bunch of trained athletes pull between 300-500 tops using positions with the most leverage.

tiny pecs but huge as fuck shoulders, arms, legs, and core

he has optimal femur length for squats, i think he'd do great

Sorry, correction. Chimpanzee pulls 847 with one hand while the trained men were pulling around 150 with one hand.

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Fuck off

this also youtube.com/watch?v=YFMpWm6ECgQ

and yet these men who could pull only 150lbs were more successful than a chimp who could pull much more

>muh krav maga
>I'll punch you in the nuts and win every time

Its a banana tree they are not that hard to fuck up

I wouldn't call that "conclusive". Obviously monkeys are far stronger than humans, but I wouldn't trust this video.

You are retarded as fuck.

Lmao get into a university pleb

>Have a Master's and just don't have a login to your shit-tier school website.

Yea stay pleb bruh

lel, dat delusion

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Watch that video. He was still chilled just a bit provoked. Imagine a 100% full enrage charge, now think again about what would happen to a human

This was in Omaha wasn't it? I live there lols

what if i've graduated huh

Chimps have 5x the strength of humans