Has lifting increased your chances of getting laid? Whens the last time you had sex Veeky Forums?

Has lifting increased your chances of getting laid? Whens the last time you had sex Veeky Forums?
>mfw the only girls who have ever seen my body are 50yr old asian milfs at massage parlors
>mfw I paid $200 last night to have terrible sex for like 20 minutes with a fat asian milf yesterday

Is there anything better than fucking an Asian milf? Aside from the usual generic fitties I really want to fuck a fit Asian milf

How was her hole user?
Tight, wet, loose?
I need answers, and in detail

if it's worth anything i would fuck the girl in OPs pic a thousand time with the force of a thousand suns. MOAR PLEASE

>Is there anything better than fucking an Asian milf?
Not as long as shes into it and worshiping your body
Pretty loose and not wet at all. Fully trimmed too which sucks cause I like a bit of bush on older gals. At least it was an innie.
Also felt pretty rushed and unenthusiastic; you would think an older milf would want to at least pretend to enjoy fucking a younger fit guy. I have to learn to say no, brehs.

>I paid $200 last night to have terrible sex for like 20 minutes with a fat asian milf

I would understand $80 but fucking $200 how?

Was this just a normal advertised massage parlour or one of those special off the menu massage parlours? If I just go to a parlour with a load of Asians can I assume I'll get my dick seen too?

better than nothinn op

Thinking with my small head.
Hadnt gotten laid in weeks(at another massage parlor) and I said why not.
Thought shed be more into and pretty good at fucking but nope.

Found it on backpage escort section.
Weirdly the place had a huge sign on the front and in the rooms that said no sexual services offered and I wasn't expecting anything until she took her top off and asked if I wanted to fuck.

yes, DRASTICALLY

last night, night before, two nights before that etc

Breh you should go check yourself

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> mfw I got a fetish for asian chubby milf
> mfw have never seen a jap person in the city I currently live

why bother living

Didn't help me at all.

Was getting laid regularly and then I started lifting.

>start lifting
>1 year in
>1 year dry spell during that time
>looking joocy, but not getting laid
>stop lifting completely
>gain 30 pounds of pure fat, lose all gains
>have 5 girls I'm currently fucking

Lifting is a meme. I became a fat piece of shit and I'm getting laid more often, which goes against everything I've ever been told.

Checked for what? stds? low test?

Coincidence, you disgusting fat fuck.

Did you at least creampie her?

nope, couldn't stay hard
she ended up jerking me off

Both

>Paying to fuck

Not gonna make it. sex is easy to get.

fucking your house cat doesn't count

$200? Thats how much i spend on a dildo, and i can use that more than once
droppiong some serious bills for sex aintcha?

Holy shit this post makes me sad

>been lifting 3 years
>liking my new body
>3 year dry spell
>been wondering if lifting is keeping me away from puss
>tempted to quit but wanna keep looking Veeky Forums
>really wanna get laid though