Social gains

OP got thrown into the friend zone

lol is that what she told you?

This is the rest, its been 3 hours and haven't replied

She's insecure, you can do better user, and she knows it.

Don't settle for good enough.

lmao she is gaming you and you believe it,step it up Veeky Forums

What should I say , idc fit decides

BUT YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK

Quick cut her off and tell her that she's like a sister to you.

Girls never spill their real feelings. If a chick wants you she'll never say it. Seriously this is like beginner lessons.

She wants your penis in her, that's fact.

Here's another fact: you want it.
So just go for it user, unless she's some turbo manlet, gelatinous thing that's crushing hard on you.

U WAN SUM FUK?

Reply with that.

WHERE DID YOU FIND HER AND HOW DID YOU APPROACH HER

Please

Just hangout with her, blow your load all over her face, then find someone you're actually attracted to.

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Set up a date with her before you scare her with your autism

Wait. She's saying all this and you guys haven't even hung out?

She already sounds clingy af.

post pics of her

that's a wierd way of asking someone out...
i guess girls don't have much experience actually doing the work.

If dubs:

"I can only hang out if you have any background or interest in archaeology "

>and then I told him he had a killer bod
>got him to buy me dinner what a beta
>made up an excuse to leave halfway through the date to go see Chad

are you hot?

She lives in my hometown I DMed her on Twitter

Rolling

Fuck no

then you fraudin' lil nigga

First,as i said,dont believe a word that slut says! NEVER.
Just go have some coffee,talk to her a little bit and take her home dude,she wants the D and something more,but you will only give her the D!

Thanks. What did you tell her?
Is she nice? Pretty?
Reply with "You too"

I have a group message with some friends I changed the name to "StaceyFanClub" and added her (pretend her name is Stacey)

No, somehow she thinks this is a killer bod

Let's get some drinks then

I'd dick you down user. No homo

Reply with: "Ewww, please leave me alone you creep." And block her right after.

Come on, you didn't do just that and have her almost cream herself though sms
Oh btw you didn't even censor the name, why would you chance it now?

Rerolling for dubs for "Υou too" btw

Veeky Forums we finally figured it out. This is what women want

Also I'm 5'11 and she thinks that's tall?

Then we just talked, I FaceTimed her and told her stories from my life. For some reason that always works

its cut time!

LMAO holy moley

Josiah?

Postibg back for further punishment

I actually started laughing out loud! How tall are you?

omg,how did you recognize me? who are you?

Instead i stayed in and jerked off to sluts on omegle

what a sad thread

5'11 w shoes ;) here's what I looked like 5 months Ago

She's a 9/10 qt, I need something to say that won't fuck me over

Also shes Mormon

She sounds autistic. Reminds me od r9k losers.

These threads just make me want to kill myself desu

Tell her that cum is caffeine free

Why user

>lifting for girls

Because this doesn't happen to me.

Seriously though wtf man? Say anything clearly she's really into you and unlesss you say something completely outrageous she won't care.

LOL

Never. I lift cause I hate myself and want to beat my dad in hand to hand combat. I'm not even remotely big and I get mad when ppl say I am

Have you tried talking to women?

You just look like someone who's from Tennessee

Me neither user
How can I get gf?
Ib4 "just get out"
I do go out but I have nothing interesting to say and the girls always sit and listen to the clownmonkeys

Fuck it I live 2k miles away anwyays

>roiding for this

Hahahahha you're a fucking autist mate. I didn't think it was possible to fuck this up but you really did outdo yourself. Fuck me hahahahah

gotta be willing to take the L

stop talking on the magic box. tell her to meet up with you.

failure

could've gotten nudes out of it at least

W E W L A D
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Oh yeah, I'm not some shut in autist. I've even slept with 2 girls in 2016, but I never experience this level of admiration.

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LMao, dude, how ugly is that girl?Be honest here. It's nice progress for 5 months tho. The girls sounds kinda weird

wow i really thought you couldn't possibly fuck it up she was so into you but you found a way. you didn't even pull off the joke right

Why must you toy with our suffering

She's 9/10 I guess she likes my face idk dude my body is shit so I don't get it

Any girl that sings your praises like that is not worth your time. Either have your fun with her and end it or quit talking to crazy.

Do you really care that much about validation from a girl?

Why'd you do this if she's really 9/10?

Then go hang out with her m8. Or just fuck her, anyways good catch.

Explain why girls like that ain't worth time

lmao this is a text someone's dad would send

WTF

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How do you find sluts on omegle

my nigga

Not bad for 5 months from skelly. Keep bulking and cut for next summer

why?

I guess I do.

seriously i'm convinced it's all dudes now.

What's with the pink Easter basket user?

hello /b/

Learn to love yourself as as stupid ss it sounds. You will find your life is like 10x more fun

Friendly reminder that what normies think makes a good bod is far different from what fit thinks. Normies are retarded and think minimal size gains count as "you're getting big user!"

But yes, lifting does help with girls if you have something noticeable.

Friendly reminder that all of these text screenshots are fake.

How can I prove my genuinity

This.